The Darkwing Duck Fanfiction (soda) Drinking Game!
Ah, the beloved drinking game. The less likelihood of something occurring equals the larger drink, and vice versa--common stuff warrants less drink. Do what the instructions tell you, and the winner is the person who has to go to the bathroom the most at the end of the fanfic.
Forewarning: I love fanfic. This game has been written in no way to offend any fanfiction author or idea, only to poke gentle fun at our similarities. ^_~ So grab your favorite non-alcoholic beverage(this site is rated G after all), your favorite fanfics, and make sure that a bathroom is within running distance.
Take one sip...
If author includes copyright information
If Darkwing Duck gets hooked up
If Darkwing gets hooked up with a girl who is not Morgana(Gulp if the girl’s not blonde)
If said girl is obvious incarnation of author (Chug if it’s not)
If fic is set in the future
If fic in future features the Quiverwing Quack
If Darkwing does his "terror that flaps in the night" spiel
If Gosalyn is grown up and married to/dating Honker
If the plot revolves around the Darkwing/Gosalyn relationship
If the plot involves a hospital trip for a main character
If main character loses their memory
If main character is deprived of some sense(sight, audio, touch, taste...hey, it‘s fanfic, weird things can happen)
If a villain turns good
If Bushroot turns good
If Bushroot hooks up
Take two sips...
If author starts with an introduction for why the story was written
If plot is a sappy melodrama
If Darkwing is crossed over with another Disney show
If Gosalyn cries
If Darkwing cries
If fan characters hook up with the main characters, villains, etc
If the fic is clearly a Negaduck admiration fic
If fan characters are named plain names, something like "Sue" or "Bob"(Gulp if they're named "Shaft.")
If the fic tries to explain the history of a main character
If Launchpad gets a girlfriend
If villains are featured collectively as the Fearsome Five
If Negaduck gets lucky
If Negaduck is featured as a playa'
If a main character dies
If said main character is resurrected
If Darkwing is a father figure
If Darkwing is a romantic Casanova
If Morgana and Darkwing are broken up
If Morgana and Darkwing are broken up in an obvious attempt to open up Darkwing for fan character relationship
If author tries to write with darkwing's verbal nuances "h'oboy, g'oh, yep yep yep, ahh"
Take three sips when...
If Darkwing is crossed over with an anime show
If fic is based on previous fanfiction history
If fic attempts to explain the Negaduck continuity
If there is a trip to the Negaverse involved in there somewhere
If the fanfic is set in another dimension that's not the Negaverse
If Darkwing is an insensitive jerk
If story is not finished
If Launchpad is written out of the story, conveniently off doing something else while the emotional drama takes place
If Darkwing and Gosalyn hug
If story is riddled with curses
If story has accompanying fanart
If any non-canon animal types enter the story(canon types would be ducks, dogs, geese/bird variations, pigs)
If fic is a parody
If fanfiction is part of a series
A series that's over 100kb
Take four sips when...
If fan characters have legitimate names(bird based names, like Feather or McQuill)
If the fic is self contained within the limits of the show
If the fanfiction MSTs itself
If the fanfic has running commentary done by the author
If a character is taking a shower and it turns out to be the Liquidator(sorry, couldn't resist)
If Gosalyn calls Darkwing "Daddy"
If fic is a song fic
If the fic features descendants of the characters
Take five sips when...
If Darkwing gets hooked up with someone who is not a girl
If Darkwing gets hooked up with Launchpad
If Dr. Slug makes an appearance
Take a gulp if...
If plot is a PWP(thank goodness there aren’t very many of these)
If Dr. Slug makes an appearance that's critical to the plot
If Gosalyn is grown up and not married to/dating Honker
If Gosalyn is grown up and NOT Quiverwing Quack
If there AREN'T any typos/grammar errors
If Darkwing Duck/Drake Mallard doesn't appear the entire fanfic
Darkwing isn’t described "sexy" by a female author
Negaduck isn’t described "sexy" by a female author
If Darkwing hooks up with a villain
Chug if...
If said villain is Ammonia Pine. Then close your browser window and swear off Darkwing fanfic for a week.
Is your bladder full yet? ^_^