THE OBAMA/OSAMA CONNECTION: A Novella

By Jim Zeigler, Elder Care Attorney     JimZeigler.com
© 2008 by Jim Zeigler, Mobile, Alabama

It is perhaps the best type of connection that an interest subversive to U.S. interests could have.   Unlikely to be found out.  Easy to use when it’s time for using.  Impossible to prove or to disprove.  Too brazen and unlikely for American people to ever believe.

Osama enabled the connection and can use it.  Obama does not even know about it.

If some reporter or Republican operative or U.S. intelligence agent found out about the connection and questioned Barrack Obama, he would vigorously deny it.  He would consider the inquiry irresponsible and ridiculous.  If he were administered a polygraph examination, he would pass with flying colors.

When it comes time to actually use the connection to subvert U.S. interests, no one will know that it is being done.  No one will make the connection.

That’s why it may be the perfect connection for an interest subversive to U.S. interests.   Barrack Obama and his supporters are totally unaware of the connection.

It will not be found out.  Only four people have known about it.  One is Osama Bin Laden himself, and he is not talking.  At least not now, and not about this.  Two others work for Bin Laden, and they are not talking about this.  And they won’t talk.  Ever.  The fourth is dead.  He won’t talk again.

An expose of the Obama-Osama connection would be so unbelievable that many Americans would consider it bad fiction.

As I type, I just noticed something fascinating.  My spell-checker keeps underlining the word “Obama” in red.  A red underline is an indication that the word or spelling may be incorrect and should be checked.  When I right-click on the red, underlined word “Obama”, the program itself suggests that maybe I really mean “Osama.”  Isn’t that ironic?  The computer program thinks a reference to Obama should be checked to see if it really means Osama.    Try it on your own word processing program – MSWord, WordPerfect, etc. Type the word “Obama.”   Does your program wonder if you mean Osama?  Try it now.  It’s fascinating.

Once you click “add to dictionary” or otherwise add Obama as a legitimate word, the red line goes away permanently and the suggestions of an Osama connection stop.  If that ain’t ironic, I’ll kiss your grits.

Do the Obama sympathies need to be checked?  Does the possibility that Obama would unknowingly help Osama need to be considered, as the spell-checker indicates?

 

Israel’s political allies in the U.S.

U.S. political commentators and Democratic Party officials range from not being aware at all to only being mildly aware that Israel has an active major ally within the U.S. political scene.  One huge group of voters strongly supports the nation of Israel and its foreign policy initiatives.  That group is the Christian right, now called evangelicals or Christian conservatives.

A relative handful of Aryan Nation, Christian Nation and other operatives are anti-Jewish and loudly proclaim and act out a hatred for all things Jewish.  But these are a tiny minority of the U.S. political right.

Main stream Christian conservatives are strong advocates for the nation of Israel.  They are in fact Zionists, meaning that they believe in the inevitability of the Biblically-predicted re-birth of Israel and the return of Jews to “the promised land.”   They believe a literal interpretation of scriptures in the Old Testament of the Bible (which is recognized by both Christians and Jews).  They believe the references and expansions of those scriptural references to Israel and to Jews in the Christian New Testament of the Bible.

Those scriptures say and Christian conservatives believe that in the last days, Israel will once again become a nation after an almost 2000-year absence from the world family of nations.  That happened in May of 1948, the year and month I was born.  The nation of Israel is to the month the same age as I am, and I have been aware of that and have followed the nation of Israel since I was a child in Sunday school in Alabama, that Bible-belt state.

Those scriptures say and Christian conservatives believe that millions of Jews will return to Israel to live and that the land will prosper.

Those scriptures say and Christian conservatives believe that God will protect the nation of Israel and the Jewish people from enemies during the last days.

Those scriptures say and Christian conservatives believe that nations who bless Israel will in turn be blessed and those who curse Israel will in turn be cursed. 

Those scriptures say and Christian conservatives believe that God utilized the Jewish nation to bring the scriptures to mankind and to bring Messiah to men.

Those scriptures say and Christian conservatives believe that the Jewish people will re-build the Temple of David in the last days.  There is a major problem with the re-building.  The site of the Jewish temple is the Dome of the Rock, which is now the site of a most sacred Islamic site.  Rebuilding the Jewish temple appears to mean destruction of the Moslem Dome of the Rock.  That would guarantee instant major war between Israel and most all Islamic nations.   

Preventing the rebuilding of the Jewish temple is a non-negotiable point for Islamics.  What the U.S. President does about an Israeli move to rebuild the temple is a major concern for Osama and for all of Islam.

In fact, all of the above-listed indicators of Jewish success in nation-building are anathema to Islamic leaders and people.  They want Israel to cease to exist. 

While Christian conservatives strongly support Israeli progress in all of the ways above, most American politicians are only supportive of Israel as long as it is necessary to U.S. security and does not risk Middle Eastern war.  They will often oppose Israel if oil or war is at risk.

Some U.S. political leaders tend to actually oppose the Israeli actions listed above.  They do not do so because of any direct communication from Islamic leaders but do so naturally because of personal influences or beliefs.

Hence the Obama/Osama connection.

Obama is naturally sympathetic to opposing or preventing the above actions by Israel.  He will naturally be hesitant to support Israel and may even oppose her in some of these matters.  His boyhood Islamic influences reinforce this natural tendency.

When it comes to protecting Israeli interests and thus opposing the radical Islamic agenda, Obama would be a hesitant president.

While American political leaders are only vaguely aware of the natural alliance between conservative Christians and Israeli interest, Osama is painfully aware of it.

 

Osama in Sudan 1991

The idea was Osama Bin Laden’s himself.  Not one of his aides, not a western operating working for Osama.  The idea came from the mind of the mastermind himself, personally.

“We don’t have to have an actual Islamic sympathizer as president of the United States,” Osama told his three closest aides.  “We can benefit by having what I term a “sympathetic” as president.  I don’t think the word sympathetic is a real English word when used as a noun, only as an adjective.   Isn’t it ironic that I, who barely speak English and do not like the language, am making up English words where there is not one to express what we need to express?

“That’s what we need, a sympathetic.

“A sympathizer is aware of his sympathies and may have actually participated in the furtherance of the cause he is sympathetic to.  My term –  a sympathetic – is quite different. A sympathetic has influences that cause him to assist the cause without knowing that is what he is doing.  He is naturally sympathetic but does not think he is a sympathizer.

“It is not likely that we could maneuver to elect an actual sympathizer as U.S. president, and if we did there would be a danger that the connection would be found out.  Even if we won and it was found out, it would do no good.

“On the other hand, helping maneuver a sympathetic into the White House would be more likely to succeed and almost impossible to be found out.  If the sympathetic himself does not know about the plot, it would be almost impossible for anyone else to find out.

“What could a natural sympathetic do as president that would help us?”  Osama was doing it again.  It was actually a common practice among Islamic leaders.  He asked himself a question.  Then he answered it.

“He would oppose the rebuilding of the Jewish temple because it guarantees war.

“He would caution Israel against unilaterally moving against Arab nuclear programs.

 “He would put Arab oil before Israeli friendship.

“He would be hesitant to intervene when Islamic locals take aggressive action.”

(Note from author:  Do you wonder why Osama always refers to his sympathetics and to the U.S. President as “he” rather than “he or she.”  If I have to explain that, you would not understand anyway.)

“We need to identify several dozen sympathetics in the United States.  We will monitor them and promote their political careers.  We will raise large sums of money when they need it.  We will have no contact with any of them or their supporters.  They will never know of our support.  None of them.”

“Over the years, a handful of the sympathetics will progress up the American political ladder.  By 2012 or 2016 we should have at least one ready to run for President.  And he will never know he is getting our help.  He will not be a sympathizer but a sympathetic.  As much money as we have, there is really no downside to doing this.”

 

Osama in cave in southern Russia in 2004

“Great Lion Sheik, we have some good news and bad news about one of our sympathetics in the U.S.  It’s Barry O’Bama.  First of all, he is running for the U.S. Senate in Illinois and has a great chance of winning.    Second, he has been selected as keynote speaker for the Democratic National Convention.  He is a blessed, dynamic speaker.  These two developments could put him eight years ahead of our projected track.  As a U.S. Senator who wows the convention as keynoter, he can jump in early and run in 2008 rather than 2012 or 2016,” said the oldest of the three Osama aides.

“That is encouraging, but you said you also have bad news.”

“Yes, Great Lion Sheik, Barry O’Bama with the good Irish sounding name that also sounds like the southern state Alabama with the good football team?  He has messed up badly on the pronunciation of his name.  He reverted to his given name of Barrack.  And he does not pronounce his last name like it is Irish nor like the nickname for the state.  Instead of Barry O’Bama, we now have Barrack Obama.  But it gets worse.”

“I don’t see how it could be worse.  I was so encouraged that we found a sympathetic with the non-Arab- sounding name, Barry O’Bama.  But Barrack Obama?  That is just a dead giveaway.  American Bubbas will not vote for someone named Barrack Obama.  We need to get our secret advisers to him and insist that he is Barry O’Bama.”

“Blessed leader, it’s too late.  We did not know that he dropped his life-long nickname of Barry in college.  His idiot American friends thought Barrack Obama sounded exotic and foreign.  Exotic and foreign is exactly what a candidate for president does not need.  But it gets worse.

“We just found out that his middle name is Hussein.  We have been promoting Barrack Hussein Obama thinking that he was going by Barry O’Bama.”

“I do not think we can pull this off.  Bubba will not vote for Barrack Hussein Obama.  He very well may have voted for Barry O’Bama.  We need to look for another sympathetic.

“There is not another one ready, not anywhere near ready.  I doubt we could have anyone else ready until 2016.”

”We cannot wait until 2016.  If we are stuck with supporting Barrack Hussein Obama, it will take a major miracle to pull this off, but we must try and Allah can provide the miracle.”

 

 Osama in Afghanistan cave November 2007

“We made a mistake pushing the 9/11 attacks so early in Bush’s term.  I never intended to make him even a temporary hero for responding.  Most of the U.S. errors that enable us to succeed on 9/11 had come during the Clinton administration, and American journalists figured that out.  Instead of Bush being blamed for 9/11, he got a giant boost for his handling of the situation.

“But then it gets worse.  The Bush policies to prevent another 9/11 have worked to a point.  You notice there has not been another attack on the U.S. mainland since 9/11/01.  We’ve tried four more times so far to hit the U.S... but our plans are always derailed or discovered early by new U.S. security measures.  We were able to get into Britain and Spain.

“It tickles me that Bush gets no credit with the American people for attacks that he prevented but they do not know about.  How can he demonstrate that he prevented an attack that never got off the ground and they do not know about?

 “We cannot tolerate another Bush in the White House.  His name should be Bushstein or Buschberger.  He is the most Jewish Texan I could ever imagine.”

“We cannot tolerate a Huckabee or anybody backed by James Dobson and his Focus on the Family.  They would be pro-Jew and anti-Arab.”

“Hillary would not be so bad.  But Giuliani is too good on security.   Romney, I’m not sure about.

 “We have only one choice.  Our efforts over the years that quietly pushed funding for Barrack Obama have gotten him into a position to make a run at it.  He is our only sympathetic to get this far down the presidential trial.  We have to re-double out efforts to raise his money.”

The older of the aides meeting with Osama asked a rare question: “How are we going to pump money to Obama with the U.S. campaign finance reporting laws?”

“Good question, but we have already been successful in Obama’s campaign for Illinois State Senate and U.S. Senate.   We just have to get money into the hand of our operatives and sympathizers across the nation that do not have Arabic or Islamic-sounding names.  They and their spouses can make contributions of $6,000.  Even our identifiable sympathizers with suspicious names can “bundle” contributions of Anglo-sounding contributors while not donating themselves.  Bundling has become quite popular in presidential campaigns and will play right into our hands.  We can bundle more money than Hillary and Huckabee and McCain.

“Not only that, but Internet fund raising is becoming quite popular and is a great way for us to pump thousands of contributions into Obama without showing up on anybody’s radar screen.

“With our money and his ability to articulate the opportunity for change, Obama is our most likely sympathetic to run for the White House.

In fact, I believe we can raise Obama so much money, he can turn down public financing of his campaign and thus be able to spend unlimited amounts.  Wouldn’t that be ironic?”

 

Osama in cave in southern Russia September 2008

“Great Lion Sheik, our intelligence is complete on the McCain vice-presidential pick, Sara Palin.  The important things to us are:  She was raised in a church denomination called Assemblies of God.  They are Pentecostal and quite literal in their Biblical interpretations.  But even worse, they believe in applying the Bible to everyday decisions.  She now goes to an independent Christian church which too believes in seeking to do the will of God in everyday life.  Bottom line, we can expect her to be 100% pro-Israel.  She will be a committed Zionist.  And she has a track record of toughness.  She would never be hesitant.”

“It is concerning that John McCain is 74 years old.  He could die.  He could decide to serve only one term.  Sarah Palin may be one heart beat away from the presidency. 

“It was bad enough with McCain himself being somewhat pro-Jew and supported by that Zionist Joe Lieberman.  But with Palin waiting in the wings, we simply cannot allow them to win.  We must again increase our efforts on behalf of Obama and Joe Biden.  Whatever it takes to elect them, we must do.  Money.  Scandals. 

"We’ve thought of assassinations but have ruled that out.  You see, if McCain were to die, then Sarah Palin would likely become the Republican nominee for president.  We must pray for John McCain’s health and Barack Obama’s election."    –The End-

All the events described are fictitious, I hope. __Jim Zeigler

The author, Jim Zeigler, is a senior citizen advocate and elder care attorney practicing in Alabama.  He represents families with someone in a nursing home or likely to be admitted soon.  He asset-protects their savings and home ownership so that they do not just lose all.  He was a conservative political activist and was elected as delegate to Republican national conventions in 2000 and 2004.  He was elected to the Alabama Public Service Commission.  He wrote two other nationally-published books: Don’t Let the Government take Grandma’s Home and Life Savings (2007) and The Mediation Kit: Tools to Solve Disputes (1997).  JimZeigler.com

 

 

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