"We are late because we were saving the world from tofu ninjas who were tryign to replace all cow products with tofu!"
November 15, 2002
I triple updated. And be thankful. Seth (Death) and I killed those damned ninjas and saved your hamburgers. It did delay the update though. Death and Slahs attacked Wyrd. Wyrd killed Slash. Death almost killed Wyrd. Wyrd made him an offer he couldn;t refuse and was thus spared. We have a new player. Welcome him.
-Jester.
*"I don't how, I don't know why, but girl it seems you've touched my life."
November 12, 2002
I updated. And made quote contest. Also, I am running for Mayor of Indianapolis. If you vote me, I promise a chihuaua in every oven.
-Jester
"As long as I die naked, I die happy."
November 11, 2002.
I updated for 4 days. I am ware it was only 3. Consider this payment for my sucky update schedule as of late. There is a BC tonight for Slash, Death, and Wyrd. Um.. please don't have friends e-mail me your stats. I need to hear from you personally. If you can;t send an e-mail, the forum is always a good place to put it. I may not see it, but its better than nothing. Hmm.. oh yes. One of you, I won't say who, nearly made me shut down the RPG due to an e-mail so difficult to read it nearly drove me to killing my younger brother. Please you correct English when you send me your actions, not netspeak, leetspeak, and/or abreviations and acronyms. Things I don't want to see include "I want 2" "Y did U do that 4?" "LOL! I am 1337 HAXOR!!!" as well as many others. Its pretty easy to see what I don't want to see in my inbox I think. And to the one who did send me that e-mail, death comes on swift wings. Swift merciless wings.
-Jester
*"Making my way downtown, walking past, faces pass, and I'm homebound."
November 8, 2002
I updated for 2 days. Sorry about missing yesterday. And yes, today;s contest is JUST to spite Gary Coleman. People, you need to e-mail me actions. I often forget them when you tell them to me on IM. Please remember that in the future. I think thats it.
-Jester
*"If you want to, I can save you. I can take you away from here."
November 6, 2002
I updated. I also archived all of October. Um.. I think thats it. Later.
-Jester
Back on track
November 5, 2002
I updated. Death and Slash accepted the King's quest and got some new equipment to do it with. Drake found some new equipment in the ancient temple. Ingo finished his latest and greatest invention, the Soul Syphon. More info on it available soon. Wyrd you need to schedule a BC with Slash and Death. Now, I'm off to wreak some havoc on Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee!
-Jester
Man.. if this isn't a role of sucking, I don't know what is
November 4, 2002
Stupid lack of free time. I am officially declaring all weekend updates tentative. Don't count on them/ I am still working on the storyline, its a big one. That plus I kekep deleting it cause I never like how I write it. It'll get done though.
-Jester
Sorry about the "lack" of updates.
November 1, 2002
I updated. I've been updating characters, just not uploading the pages. I am working on a huge update for the storyline page thanks to Slash and Drake. A couple of you appear to be inactive, and we know what I do to inactives. Vykos, Apollo, Ganryo, Slash and Death. Post on the MB to let me know you are alive. E-mailing me is fine too. Um.. oh yeah. The arena has been cancelled due ot my lack of free time. sorry about that. Today is the last day for the contest. Sometime this weekend I will fill in all the answers. Also, the storyline update I promised should come up sometime this weekend. It should explain quite a few things.
-Jester