| Exclusive Interview with Link Hello. This is ThunderFire reporting from Kokiri Forest in Hyrule, where I have finally found Adult Link. I searched all over Hyrule to find him, and I finally have. Do not ask me how I got in here without becoming a Skullkid. If the Marathon Man could do it, then I figured I could too. Now, let’s move on with the interview, shall we? Oh yes, one more thing, never give the monkey on my shoulder a piece of cheese. Don’t ask. Characters TF=ThunderFire, Webmaster of Zelda Darkness Link=Adult Link (If you didn’t know that, you probably gave the monkey a piece of cheese.) M=Monkey (It’s my interview, and monkey’s can talk in it.) S=Saria Mido=Mido (Easy huh?) C=Sell Me Something with C person Finally, the Actual Interview TF: Well, Link, we finally meet, huh? AL: Who are you? M: No business of yours. TF: Shuttup, Monkey. M: You Shuttup. AL: (Draws Master Sword) (To Monkey) No, you shuttup. M: (Gulps) Okay. TF: Thank you. AL: He was getting on my nerves, I didn't do it for you. TF: Oh. Okay. Hey wait a minute! You are the Hero of Time! You are supposed to be nice! AL: Who told you that? TF: Uhhh....Well I supposed....I mean, I guessed.... AL: You guessed wrong. M: Yeah, ThunderFire TF: Okay, I wanna ask you a few questions, Link. AL: Why? TF: Because that's what an interview is, asking questions. M: If you ask me, an interview is pointless. Mido: So is carrying a monkey on your shoulder. AL: So are you, Mido. (Crowd screaming at Mido) BUUURRRRNNNNN! TF: Can we please get on with the interview? |
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| AL: Why? TF: Okay, We are running out of room on the page! Just one question! Why? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I CAME FOR! NOT FOR LISTENING TO THE POINTLESS RAMBLING OF YOU PEOPLE! Saria: Don't Scream. I am a sage and I say so. TF: I DON'T CARE! (takes a deep breath) Okay, Link. Where do you think the Triforce really is? AL: Up Your $#@ Saria: I agree M: Me too. C: Sell Me somthing with C. AL: Hey Look! It's the sell Me Somthing with C guy. I made 200 Rupees off him! C: (To ThunderFire) Sell me your monkey with C. M: Hey! Nobody sells me with C unless I say so! TF: Good! I can fit another question in! Saria: No you can't. M: Yes he can. TF: (Groaning) You people are taking up so much space on the page with your pointless ramblings. AL: What the hell is a poinlest rumbjing? TF: *thinking* (I have to get another question in!) Link, How did you make 200 rupees off the Sell Me Somthing with C Guy? AL: I sold him 4 bugs. Look, we are out of room! Say goodbye, everyone! Everyone except Monkey and sell me Somthing with C guy: GOODBYE! M: Good Riddance! MUHAHA! C: Sell me this part of ZD's humor section with C. |