| Why the Marathon Man Always Wins You may be always wondering, like me, why the marathon man always beat's you in Oot. Well, this interview answers that question and also many other pointless questions. I hope that you find our answer good enough for you. If you don't, go to McDonald's and ask them for a pair of sandals. When the person tells you to go to the shoestore, tell them that you already have shoes, and you would have to go to the sandalstore to get sandals. Thank You. Characters TF=ThunderFire, Webmaster of Zelda Darkness MM=Marathon Man AL=Adult Link CB=Carpenter's Boss M=Monkey (Once again, monkey’s can talk.) HMM=Happy Mask Man C=Sell Me Something with C person The Interview with the Marathon Man TF: We are here in Gerudo Valley, outside the Carpenter's Tent. We are going to go inside to get an interview with the Marathon Man. M: That's right, Bill. And now we are going to have a short commercial break, and then we we are going to Steve for the weather. TF: Shuttup. M: Why? Are you saying I talk to much? Or is it just you don't want to run out of room like last time? Or do you think monkeys are bad pets? How could you be so cruel? I hate you! Well, you know what? Your ugly. And this whole website has the worst lasyout I have ever seen, and... TF: YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST WASTED FOUR LINES! I OUGHTA KILL YOU! I'M GONNA TAKE A SWORD AND CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! |
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