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| SPAM WARS In a galaxy far far away...... duh duh da duh duh da duh duh da duh duh The Anti-Spam Alliance had just scored their first victory against the Empire of Spam.Blah blah blah... A long time ago before the word TV was invented there lived a man named Aninonspam NonSpamwalker In there first encounter Aninonspam NonSpamwalker was seduced by the Spam side.... lucklily he was able to free himself of its grasp...... He was safe for now.... *The First Encounter* Emperor Palpispame: Join the spam side Aninonspam: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! He escaped the emperor barely, his squardon got lucky and with the 15 "non" spam torpedos one of them manged to connect and blow up the First Spam Star... *Second Encounter* Years later Emperor Palpispame: Fetch the Princess Leinonspam and spam up the forums Aninonspam(now known as Darth Spam): yes my master...... Later.....at the Spam Star Red 4(Wedont spam): This is Red 4,I've kicked some spam butt,but i'm gettin chased,help me! Red 3(Spamisfor losers): :shoots: There!c'mon the trench is near. Red 5(nonspam Nonspamwalker): Oh no....Darth Spam 's Tie Spammer! Red Leader(Spamis forjerks): C'mon let's do the trench run!And the Milleuim Falcon will save us! At the Millueim Falcon.... Honspamsucks Solozapspammer: *blows up Darth Spam's helpers and sends his Tie Spammer into a spin, Darth Spam barely escapes with his life when he use's his escape pod to get out of his ship before it exploded* WOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOO!!!! your all clear squardon..... Red 3: AH!I'm down oh **** :his ship explodes: Red 2(Spamticks meoff): C'mon :shoots at Darth Spam: The lazer reflects and Red 2 cashes: Red 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:dies: Red Leader: Hey still have your non-spam Torpedos? Red 4: Yah Red Leader: SHOOT IT NOW! Red 4 shoots 8 Red 4: **** i missed The Spam side wins....until..... Red Leader: Yes!nonspam nonspamwalker saved us! Red 4: How? Red Leader: Who cares? Part 2 DO I have to edit it again? geez oh well. Red 4: Non SPam Sky Walker what is going on? how is saving our a$$ coming? Non Spam: umm.... give me a couple mintutes.... I need to turn myself in to the emperor and see my father die.... Red 4: ok sure.... *Turns himself in* Non Spam: Father you dont have to turn me in we can go off this planet together.... Darth Spam: Never! I'm far too much trained in spam, to come back! Nonspam: Father please... Darth Spam: I am sorry but now my master will convince you to join the Spam side...... Palpispame: Yes, if it isnt the Might Non Spam Skywalker... Join Me and take your fathers place at my side! Non Spam: Never! Palpispame: There is nope hope for you and your puny squardon.... Give in to your destiny! join the Spam side! Non Spam: haven't I just like told you this about a billion times.... Never! Palpispame: Perhaps if you wont spam up the forums maybe PrincessSpamisbad will! Non Spam: NOoOOOoOOoOooo!! *Must not spam* Palpispame: I can feel the retardness in you now strike me with your spam saber and strike me down!!!! let the retardness take over you! join me! Non Spam: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! * trys to strike him* *at that moment Darth Spam blocks it* Palpispame: YEs! I can feel the retardness in you! it is surging! Darth Spam: Obawan has taught you well Non Spam... *they are dueling* Non Spam: I can feel the good in you father.... Darth Spam: oh shut up! ahhhh!!!!! my arm! you just cut off my frickin' arm! Non Spam: oooopppsss sorry father.... I guess I should stop.... I will not join! Palpispame: good, good now are you ready to join me? Non Spam: I dont think so! Palpispame: Grrrrrr... then you must die! *Zaps him with Spam Lightning* Non Spam: ahHHhHhhHhHh!!! it burns! plz help me father! Palpispame: *zap!* die young fool! NonSpam: Father plz! ahhhhHHhh! *good thoughts of not spaming go through Darth Spams head* Darth Spam: *picks up the emperor and throws him down the shaft, collapses* Non SPam: FAther!!!!! Darth Spam: Non Spam help me remove my armor so I can see you with my own eyes Non Spam: ok........ ewwwwwww! the spam has made you ugly father...... Darth Spam: *Breathing Heavily* Yes even though my face looks like the backside of a fat women...... *dies* Non Spam: oh well.... better get him out of here with me beforemy squardon blows up the death star again.... *Red 4 here get out of there we are almost gonna blow it up!* Non Spam: oh oh! *runs while pulling Darth Spam* *gets out right before it explodes* Red Squardon and NonSpam: YAHHHHHHHHOOOOO!!!!! *Party on Endor* NOn spam walks alone into a part of the place he is staying at and sees: Obawan the spam hater Froda The Wisest JEdi with a Afro and Darth Spam with his ugly A$$ face... The End Credits Script by Kwin and Yoshi Master Editing by Kwin Sounds by Kwin Idea by Yoshi Master Voice Acting Narrator by Kwin Emepror/Darth Spam/Nonspam Nonspamwalker/Red 4 by Yoshi Master Red Leader/Red 2/Red 3/ by Kwin Hon solo by Anynomus.. Executive Producers by Yoshi Master and Kwin Title and Names by Yoshi Master copyright 2002-2003 Do not copy unless by presmission |