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| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:07:54 PM | Message Detail |
With all the underage users appearing, it is time for me to tell the truth about me and Lisa...
I am a woman, and Lisa is a talking cat, who can also type...I...I'm sorry...we didn't mean to lie...can you forgive us?
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering, is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:09:26 PM | Message Detail |
Yes, I also have a confession.
I am a giant man sized pillow with hands that can talk.
I forgive you Bender. Can anyone forgive me?
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My name is LikeWhoa2000 ~ LikeWhoa2000 |
| From: oblivion viruses | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:11:17 PM | Message Detail |
What a surprise! I also have a confession!
I am not really a virus. I am human.
Can anyone forgive me? |
| From: oblivion viruses | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:12:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh I forgot, I forgive you both. |
| From: Antallic | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:12:57 PM | Message Detail |
I can forgive both of you, but...well.......you people won't believe what I am.......A HUMAN! I know it is so gruesome, and....well.....weird, but...it is true. Please forgive me.
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"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:13:06 PM | Message Detail |
Yes! I can forgive both of you! I love you, ZSB! I love everyone!
GOD BLESS US! EVERYONE!
*tears stream down cheeks*
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering, is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div |
| From: Antallic | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:15:44 PM | Message Detail |
Me and OV both...I have another confession.....I have a dog...and a cat! *Cries*. Please , oh, please forgive me, and if you don't, oh well, you'll get over it.
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"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys |
| From: Juggling Joker | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:17:54 PM | Message Detail |
I'm not usually a sentimental man, but I must say this topic brought a tear to my eye. To think, in the virtual hell that the ZSB is, such compassion can be found. I hope you guys can come to forgive me too, for I fear I have been lying to you all. You see, I'm not really a juggling joker. I am, in all actuality, a robot. And not some cool flesh-eating robot, or death-eye robot. I'm just a robotic arm. Yes, you heard (read?) right, a robotic arm. Due to some mishap in my programming, I was given intelligence. I hope I can be forgiven for such lies.
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A man without honor is a man without life.
~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:20:49 PM | Message Detail |
There is only forgiveness in this topic, JJ. Come, let us embrace in brotherly love!
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering, is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div |
| From: Juggling Joker | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:25:26 PM | Message Detail |
Thank you, Bender. I love you, man.
*huggle*
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A man without honor is a man without life.
~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:26:00 PM | Message Detail |
Omg, JJ, you can tell us anything. For we will ensure you forgiveness and grace.
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My name is LikeWhoa2000 ~ LikeWhoa2000 |
| From: jer dogg | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:30:00 PM | Message Detail |
but, bender just revealed that he's a woman.... wouldn't that make it... android arm/sisterly love?
anywho... well.... I have a confession.... I....... Like..... to.......
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FISH!!!!!! GAH!!!! I can't belive it.. ever since I found out I was carrie's child's father and that jim and his sister got married, I couldn't take it! I started to fish.. now, look at me... a broken man...............
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"I'm highly opposed to sex on the TV. I've tried it. But, I fell off!" Jerry "The King" |
| From: Juggling Joker | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:31:44 PM | Message Detail |
Jer dogg, we can forgive even that. I wish I could fish, but as you know, I'm just an arm.
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A man without honor is a man without life.
~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:33:14 PM | Message Detail |
JJ, you truly have it as one of the worst. We still forgive you jer dogg.
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My name is LikeWhoa2000 ~ LikeWhoa2000 |
| From: jer dogg | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:33:30 PM | Message Detail |
ok..... want to go fishing... I'm one of the best teachers around... I taught a foot to do it once....
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"I'm highly opposed to sex on the TV. I've tried it. But, I fell off!" Jerry "The King" |
| From: Madman220 | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:34:10 PM | Message Detail |
*slaps everyone with fish*
I bet you feel real dirty now, don't you?
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Yeah, don't be pointing those testicles at me. Because that's kind of weird. ~ LikeWHOA |
| From: Juggling Joker | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:34:45 PM | Message Detail |
That better have been a tuna fish, or I'll be mad.
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A man without honor is a man without life.
~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: jer dogg | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:37:12 PM | Message Detail |
I feel so loved....
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"I'm highly opposed to sex on the TV. I've tried it. But, I fell off!" Jerry "The King" |
| From: Juggling Joker | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:38:12 PM | Message Detail |
I love you, man.
*one armed huggle*
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A man without honor is a man without life.
~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: Madman220 | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:39:24 PM | Message Detail |
I'll always use tuna, unless I'm mad, then it's trout.
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Yeah, don't be pointing those testicles at me. Because that's kind of weird. ~ LikeWHOA |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:39:25 PM | Message Detail |
I love you all too.
*group huggle*
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My name is LikeWhoa2000 ~ LikeWhoa2000 |
| From: Sage of Light II | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:41:40 PM | Message Detail |
I must confess my true identity...
I am ***** ** **** * ********* ** **** ** ******* *** ***...
Wha? Oh, the government says no. Sorry all, it shall remain shrowded in mystery.
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I will not use big words when diminutive ones will suffice.
Creator and Webmaster of the OoTRPG - www.oocities.org/theootrpg |
| From: jer dogg | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:45:41 PM | Message Detail |
JJ, we should be a superhero team....
I can see it now....
jer dogg, the musical, rapping, fisherman and his robotic side-kick arm, Jugling Joker!!!!! We'd run around and fight evil! and then, we could drive around in a big, green van and hang out in an old apartment watching crappy old horror flicks on the radar screen!!!
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"I'm highly opposed to sex on the TV. I've tried it. But, I fell off!" Jerry "The King" |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:47:57 PM | Message Detail |
Sage of Light, if your not willing to confess, then we will give you NO respect.
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My name is LikeWhoa2000 ~ LikeWhoa2000 |
| From: Juggling Joker | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:48:28 PM | Message Detail |
Oh hell yes. I would cheer, but as you know, no mouth.
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A man without honor is a man without life.
~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:56:36 PM | Message Detail |
I'm a FEMALE SOVIET. *goes to slit wrists* Oh, and Satanic.
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"Mars should Archive this." - My Commonly Stolen Qoute
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? |
| From: PlatinumLink | Posted: 3/11/2002 10:15:32 PM | Message Detail |
Do you forgive me, Bender?
Heh, maybe this topic ISNT all about forgiveness.
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"Polas, I am fluent in n00bish, so allow me.
Flubba qurk shme."~ Juggling Joker to GohansGirl |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 3/11/2002 10:17:03 PM | Message Detail |
Hey, ZiH...
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering, is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div |
| From: PlatinumLink | Posted: 3/11/2002 10:18:32 PM | Message Detail |
Hi there, Bender, how are you? Unblock me if you are serious.
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"Polas, I am fluent in n00bish, so allow me.
Flubba qurk shme."~ Juggling Joker to GohansGirl |
| From: scientist pg | Posted: 3/11/2002 10:20:52 PM | Message Detail |
I'm not a scientist!!!!!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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The Scientist knows best...My head is on straight! It was just attached a little differently....
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| From: Syrax | Posted: 3/11/2002 10:24:56 PM | Message Detail |
Of course, JJ and LinkZ1k are doing all the forgiving, and they aren't on.
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"Mars should Archive this." - My Commonly Stolen Qoute
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 3/11/2002 10:43:16 PM | Message Detail |
...sucks. Heheh.
I laugh at you if you took anything I said in this topic seriously, ZiH.
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering, is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div |
| From: Mars | Posted: 3/11/2002 11:31:39 PM | Message Detail |
I rented Pokemon Snap once.....
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"If you're looking for someone with a big backseat, and a lot of gas, I'm your man!!" --Abe Simpson |
| From: scientist pg | Posted: 3/11/2002 11:49:23 PM | Message Detail |
Yep, I rented PS as well...if memory serves me correctly...August 25-27, 1999...
Uggh...do you know how SHORT THAT GAME WAS?? And they say Luigi's Mansion and Pikmin are short...
6 measly regions. (There is no way the seventh can be counted). If you use the engine upgrade or whatever, where you hold down R to speed up a bit, you can go through every track in probably 30 seconds. That's the ENTIRE GAME'S map whizzed through in 3 minutes or less.
Of course, there is lots of replay value! IF YOU LIKE TAKING PICTURES OF POKEMON THAT IS. And they are set up in the level EXACTLY THE SAME WAY every time you play. Uggggh..
I'm not a fan of first person shooters, but I wouldn't mind taking a rifle in the Zero-one with me, and getting a few nifty dadrio skins...to bad you can't run over animals on the track too.
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The Scientist knows best...My head is on straight! It was just attached a little differently....
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| From: krosser | Posted: 3/11/2002 11:56:05 PM | Message Detail |
i also must say something
i have a huge unit in my pants
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| From: great darmani | Posted: 3/12/2002 4:51:27 AM | Message Detail |
I... sing the Monster Rancher Theme when I sleep sometimes... forgive me...
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"Everyone knows I like to have a blast!" -Bombman
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| From: jukester | Posted: 3/12/2002 5:17:15 AM | Message Detail |
i must... tell u all... i am the left genital of a spanish club bouncer...
jukester,
the right genital is suicune... |
| From: jer dogg | Posted: 3/12/2002 8:51:40 AM | Message Detail |
scientist..... I can't believe you rented that game...... wait..... crap... I bought that game! d'oh!
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"I'm highly opposed to sex on the TV. I've tried it. But, I fell off!" Jerry "The King" |
| From: McGray | Posted: 3/12/2002 12:01:45 PM | Message Detail |
I, also, have a confession to make...
I'm a god. I'm sorry I hid this from all of your for so long, but now that it's been said, I feel much better.
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I don't get mad easily. When I'm mad, you KNOW it's serious. |
| From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 3/12/2002 12:04:09 PM | Message Detail |
I have a confession to make too...
...I'm a pretzel.
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"CHI CHI JAR JAR SEBULBA NEKKED CHIMP POWER GO!!!!!" - AdmiralViscen
MacDaddy |
| From: SaiyanGirl | Posted: 3/12/2002 12:28:35 PM | Message Detail |
I too have a confession to make.
I am an absolute moron.
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Have people think you're a fool than open your mouth an prove them right. |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 3/12/2002 3:27:28 PM | Message Detail |
I love you all so much.
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering, is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div |
| From: VGman2 | Posted: 3/12/2002 3:32:37 PM | Message Detail |
I must confess...I have a full head of hair...
(What, you expected me to confess something that would turn out to be false in the end? Thats not a confession at all.)
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New Years' resolutions are the things people are most likely to fail. For example, I resolved not to make a resolution this year. |
| From: Suicune | Posted: 3/12/2002 3:35:46 PM | Message Detail |
jukester I was going to tell them but it slipped my mind, can you all forgive me?
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The heroine of time
hides a knife in the closet-Vyse the heroic |
| From: Lynx II | Posted: 3/12/2002 4:15:51 PM | Message Detail |
I also have a confession........................I'm not lynx from chrono cross,I am a lynx!
IT'S TRUE!!!
and don't ask me why I type,it's just a hobbie,I guess.
and,If jj were to say he was a 99 year old man,I cursed him.
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I am none other than Draggy! grar-bender1616 proud member of the anti-britney spears club
also a member of the SPRFC |
| From: jukester | Posted: 3/12/2002 5:03:25 PM | Message Detail |
i forgive all of u...
*huggles suicune for a looooooooooooooooooooooong time*
*arouses*
jukester |
| From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 3/12/2002 7:28:25 PM | Message Detail |
I have a confession, too.
*sigh*
One year ago, I beat up a chair. If I told the police then, I'd only get 4 days in prison. But it's been a year. If they find out... it's the electric chair for me.
When you live by the chair, you die by the chair. DUN DUN DUN...
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"Eet mor chiken." ~ That cow with the sign hanging over his body or something like that |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 3/12/2002 9:13:35 PM | Message Detail |
And I havn't gotten my rubber suit from the preimer, so I can't show off my breasts, yet.
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"Mars should Archive this." - My Commonly Stolen Qoute
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? |
| From: Madman220 | Posted: 3/12/2002 9:17:35 PM | Message Detail |
I-I-I'm 100% sane! *bawls* and I'm a highly-talented hamster, but a SANE one! *bawls some more*
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Yeah, don't be pointing those testicles at me. Because that's kind of weird. ~ LikeWHOA |
| From: Banjo Kazzooie | Posted: 3/13/2002 1:06:04 PM | Message Detail |
I've already told you all my confessions.
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The Banjo-Threeie board: http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=25976 I'm Donkey Kong Song! |
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