ONE THING I LEARNED FROM THE ZSB....

“Always wear clean underwear.”--Somebody named Daniel Fender “I’ve learned that I can be a brilliant yet evil mastermind and concoct mad, genious schemes that actually work half the time when I feel like it. I’d never have learned that if it weren’t for the ZSB. Uh, keep that private.” --A girl who named herself after a fairy from Majora’s Mask “Don’t be like DKS or Vyse.”--Jukester “DON’T MAKE TYPOS ABOUT YOUR GENDER!! THEY’LL NEVER LET YOU LIVE IT DOWN!!”--CTrunks “Friends are the most important thing in life. Defend them no matter what, and treasure them forever. Never try to change them, because then they'll be a different person, not the one you became friends with.”--Bender “Don't ever give away your Legend name on a whim, because you WILL return, and you WILL miss it, and having a post limit DOES suck.”--SuperSaiyanShiriLaura “Life sucks, games rule, and Mars rocks.” --Lynx “Don’t **** with the ZSB.” --LinkZiK “Where am I going? And why am I in this handbasket?”--Seethelight “I've learned that if a person walks up to you on the street and asks for a vacuum cleaner, you must grab your arse and hop away like a chicken on fire. Thats what I've learned anyway.”--Ellimist “Don't waste your time on enemies, GQ just wants attention, ZiH will never change, DKS will never be funny, always cherish friendship..”--Cribbs "When I first arrived at the Zelda Social Board(ZSB) I was amazed and astonished. I stupidly made a, what I thought to be, hilarious topic announcing my entrance, but that topic was not as hilarious as I thought. The next day I noticed a topic making fun of Michael Jackson. Ready to start debating and meeting new people, I took to the stand and supported the man. Unfortunately, they began to constantly act as if I didn't know what the topic was actually about and ignored me. That night, Bender confessed that that topic was not about MJ, but it was actually about me. I just about died. I was so very upset and Bender was furious. He left the board, leaving me to give his final comments. I did not do a good job of that. Instead, I made enemies with majour vets and legends of the board! I was beyond a n00b! I was already at LT N00b status! And after only one day. I finally disappeared, telling Bender to return. But not a month later, I reappeared, quietly. Only Bender knew at the time, but slowly, I made it public. I am now rather well liked and respected among the amazing Zelda Social Board and will continue to post until my fingers turn to ash. My story alone can prove to any hideous n00b that we can change, we can mature into a fully intelligent human being, capable of intelligent speech, and maybe someday, we can not only become regulars, but ascend to that Veteran Heaven in the sky...”--15Spiders(Lisa) “Not to think I’ll provide a better answer than Polas....”--ScientistPG “My life doesn’t suck at all compared to most of the people there.”--Polas “Lesson? The lesson I feel I have learned is that one should be himself/herself, even if it is a short while. I see that those at the ZSB have no need to hide behind masks that they may wear day to day IRL. I know that I would die if anyone at my school found out what I thought or did at the ZSB, but I know that you guys are in the same boat as me. It's a comforting thought to know that others can talk about some of the same problems, hopes, fears, etc. I can even make a fool of myself, cause I know no one at the ZSB can expect anything more from me. The ZSB brings out the real me. (Five bucks says HoT writes something ten times better than this.)”--Warlock210 “Get used to insanity.”--Hand of Thrawn “i didnt learn anythin at all.”--idiotBX “A) It is socializing, it’s a social board, isn’t it? B) And I thought I had no life.”--Ryoko “Don't make a "hi" topic when you are new to the board becuase annoying people will tell you to get out so just post in other people's topics to be part of the ZSB.”--King of Games “Give help to needed people, and just a well respected poster of the board.”--Smokey “I learned how to not be a newbie and to make myself fit in and to not be annoying.”--Syrax “I learned that the ZSB is not useless. It might just be a message board but at the sametime, is very fun and helps you a lot. Helps with grammar,spelling and son on. Gains you more friends.(Maybe you don't know them but they are still fun to talk to.) It helps you be more intelligent and makes you tougher. Everyone is welcome but you cannot be an idiot because they will not get your trust that way..”--Oblivion Viruses “I've learned that you can really make some quality friends online... I've already talked to two of them over the phone and their great people, they provide great advice, and laughs... I've learned that online friends can be just as good as RL friends any day...”--Sage of Light(unless his Email name isn’t “Sage of Bushido”) “A smart person can never really beat a stupid person in an argument. Even if you have solid evidence against them, they'll be too stupid to realize they've lost. Guess who I'm referring to.”--MacDaddy Mike “There are many different types of people out there... Some who get along well with most people, some who hate everybody, some who are loners, etc. ALSO, how not to act like a n00b.”--Kenobi “Kane is neat.”--Willis “Never, ever underestimate you idiots. You can change your attitude, logic, and mood faster than I can keep up with.”--Spike Dudley “When you feel like you are at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. (This means, never give up and leave. If you leave, you will always be sucked back and be made fun of a lot)”--Zelda Is Hot “Act like the jackass, you'll go Down this road, act smart but funny and you'll go Up this road. Not that hard.”---Pnk Panther “The ZSB is a tough environment.”--A non-creative DKS “Trust who you will, but expect to be stabbed in the back in the end.”--Crystal “Any guy who thinks Zelda is hot is an *******.” “Never mess with the ZSB because you’ll get burned.”--Ducky “Hell can’t be worse than the ZSB.”--TornadosD ironically backing up that claim “You never realize that something's that valuable and fun until it's gone.”--Great Darmani “never ever trust people whose user names begin with the letter "C".”--Brakbuddy “This board is hell. pure and simple. and also never piss a vet off. they'll hate you no matter what.”--Gamequeen “Nothing. I came here to teach.”--Admiral Viscen “AV is full of hot air.”--McGray