A Little Too Helpful!!
At last, the Final Fantasy 7
lounge is done!! (Thanks to a ton of
time and effort from Lavantis) Now,
with the walls still wet with blue paint, Cloud’s choice, and the furniture finally
positioned to their liking, it’s time to relax… but can anyone really have a break when they run a site??
Tifa: *looking around the room
with pride* This place has really come
together!!
Cid: If I ever have to do that
kind of work again… *collapses into the comfy couch* From now on, if anyone asks, I'm on vacation. Right, Lavie?
Lavantis: Huh?? Sorry I wasn't listening, Cid.
Cid: Oh so I'm not worth
listening to, is that what you're saying?
I KNOW things, I'm very, very knowledgeable, damnit!
Reno: *trying to contain his
laughter* Knowledgeable!? Knowledgeable
about what? Motor oil?
Tifa: At least SOME people know
up from down. *squinting her eyes at
Reno*
Reno: Can't you see two men are
talking?
Tifa: *fuming* Arghhh! Chauvinist
pig! *stamps off with clenched fists*
Lavantis: Please, guys, can't
you be quiet, just for a little while?
Sephiroth: *materializing next
to Lavie, who is working diligently at the desk* What is this?
Lavantis: Hey!! I'm working on
that!!
Sephiroth swipes the papers from
the desk and begins reading them, throwing each page that he finishes on the
ground, after crumpling it to a ball.
Lavantis: Stop, that's my
story! *stoops down and begins to
collect the ruffled papers*
Sephiroth: I am not in
this. It is not good.
Cloud: Am I in it?
Sephiroth: Yes, that is why it
is stupid. But maybe, you'll die at the
end.
Cloud: *clasping his throat* Is that what happens, Lavie?
Lavantis: Ughhh, I don't know,
Cloud!! Just help me get the papers, ok?
Cloud: *shrugs and hands Lavantis a stack of meshed
together papers from off the floor*
Here. Now about my dying…
Yuffie: *waving a paper above
her head* Lookie here!! This is about ME!!
Sephiroth: *with a mischievous
grin* Did you read it?
Yuffie: *hesitating
slightly* Noo, why? I'm in it, aren't I?
Sephiroth: You are the
"comic relief"… the clueless idiot, if you will…
Yuffie: You're lying! I don't believe you anyways……comic
relief… You're just jealous 'cause
you're not in it!!
Lavantis: *on the brink of
desperation* Come on guys! I mean, if I don't finish this, no one's
gonna be in the story. I'll just write
an FF8 one…
Cid: Whoa, don't do anything
you'll regret…
Tifa: Yeah, it's really just getting interesting!!
Sephiroth: Scrap it. Then you will be free to write me an epic of
my conquests, entitled "Everyone's God".
Lavantis: *raising an eyebrow
at Sephiroth* Riiiiiiiiiiight. I'll consider that…
Barret: Fine with me. Just as long as you put in da part 'bout me
beatin' in Sephiroth's face!
Reno: No one cares about
that. I mean, that's ancient
history. What sells books is me. I'm hot and girls love me.
Lavantis: *dumping the pile of
pages back on the desk and getting ready to write again* I don't sell my stories. They're free.
Rude: *gaping* You're a nonprofit writer?!
Aeris: *appears out of a
shining green light* I think it great
that Lavie does it for free. Some
people don't have a lot of money…
Sephiroth: Who? Peasants, not fit to kiss my feet, and
stupid imbeciles?
Aeris: There are lots of good
people who just don't have a lot of material things. After all, possessions aren't everything.
Sephiroth: *Muttering under his
breath* Only a dead girl would say something as ludicrous as that…
Cid: *ignoring Sephiroth
completely* So where do you get money
from then?
Yuffie: There are other ways to
get money…
Everyone looked at Yuffie
through slit eyes, while checking their pocket for their cash.
Yuffie: What?
Barret: Yo, you jus' keep your
grubby hands away from my wallet.
Reno: Wait, so you work for……
fun?
Lavantis: *shrugs* Pretty much.
Reno: Ughhh… work for fun…
that's wrong.
Rude: *smacks Reno across the back
of his head* You should take lessons
from Lavantis.
Lavantis: Thanks Rude, but
right now I need to write.
Aeris: When are you going to
resurrect me? The next chapter?
Lavantis: Well, errrr….
Nanaki: *just waking from his
"cat" nap* That is highly improbable. I would like to see your theory on that, Lavantis.
Lavantis: Well, Red, I WOULD,
but….
Sephiroth: How do I return?
Cloud: She wouldn't bring you back! I mean, we killed you for a reason.
Lavantis: Stop!!! I can't take it anymore!!
In a huff, Lavie quickly
gathered her papers together and sped out of the room.
Cid: I hope she doesn't write
anything else today…..
Yuffie: Why?
Cid: 'Cause I just got this
feeling that she wants to kill us all…
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