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JD:
Can't a man play a quiet game with his knife without being distracted?
BUCK:
You're not fooling anybody, young lady 'cept maybe JD
CASEY:
You're talking through your sock, Mister.
BUCK:
If that boy had half a brain, he would see that you are a fine example of the gentler sex.
CASEY:
Now, don't you go getting any ideas!
BUCK:
For the love of...! Don't you know a helping hand when you see it? Hmm? You sit down. You let Buck talk to you for a second. I want you to consider this, okay? Maybe you should think about combing your hair. You got beauNow, what I'm suggesting is... is that you let JD in on your talents.
CASEY:
I can rope, ride, and spit faster and farther than any man!
BUCK:
Those are mighty admirable qualities, ma'am but, uh, JD, he might not be man enough to handle them.
CASEY:
JD is more of a man than you'd ever...
BUCK:
Now, you hush, now, little girl. Hush.tiful hair. You could wipe off a little of that mud so he can see that pretty face, and that smile. Yeah! And, and have you heard of something-- I-it's called a dress.


VIN:
He even said he'd cut your eye out.
CHRIS:
Tophat Bob Spikes? I never heard of him.
VIN:
He ain't one that it'd be easy to forget. He could kill a man with his breath alone.
TOPHAT BOB:
Chris Larabee! Chris Larabee! I'm calling you out!
BUCK:
Get out of here. Go on. Go. Go!
CHRIS:
Fold.

CHRIS:
Who the hell are you?

TOPHAT BOB:
You're a low-down Yankee liar if you say we've never met.
BUCK:
Seems to me a man'd remember an ugly, one-eyed coward six-and-a-half-foot tall with no hair and a sissy hat.

TOPHAT BOB:
Damn you, Chris Larabee.You been scared of running into me since we met.
CHRIS:
There's a couple of ladies I'm scared of running into but you're not one of 'em.

Well, here I am.

TOPHAT BOB:
I will not kill you without the satisfaction of you knowing why I'm doing it. I got other business.
BUCK:
Well, why don't you give him a hint?
TOPHAT BOB:
Rail-splittin', you pusillanimous son of a bitch! Hyah!
CHRIS:
Rail-splitting?
VIN:
If he's got other business it's apt to be with Nettie Wells.
BUCK:
You sure know how to pick 'em, Chris.
CHRIS:
Let's get on out to Nettie's.
VIN:
Nettie?!



NETTIE:
Too bad you wasn't Tophat Bob Spikes. I'd of had me another notch in my old Spencer.
VIN:
He's still alive, ma'am, so we best get you back to town.
NETTIE:
You been putting in a lot of hours worrying about me. Reckon you got a soft spot for me?
VIN:
That I do.
NETTIE:
Was she a skinny old biddy, too?
VIN:
Who?
NETTIE:
Whoever it is I remind you of.
VIN:
She was skinny but not very old.
NETTIE:
Where's she at now?
VIN:
Gone.

MAN:
Riders coming in!
MAN 2:
You here for Mr. Royal?
MAN 3:
Hold it. You Sheriff Bob Spikes?
TOPHAT BOB:
It's Marshal Spikes to you, Sonny.
ROYAL:
This is a mighty fine jacket, Marshal. I wouldn't have pegged you for a man with style. You and your men comfortable in my bunkhouse?
TOPHAT BOB:
Yes, sir. Porter's place is gone and tomorrow we burn out the old lady.
ROYAL:
You're worthy of your reputation, sir. We'll do business again.
TOPHAT BOB:
I ain't leavin' without Larabee's eye.
ROYAL:
You take care of my business, Marshal and you are welcome to any part of his anatomy you
choose.
TOPHAT BOB:
Yes, Sir.

JD:
Excuse me. you mind if I could get a peek in here? Excuse me.
EMCEE:
Ladies and gentlemen, quiet, please. Okay. Quiet down, now. Okay. We are pleased to have for
your entertainment delight the songbird of San Francisco, Miss Emma Dubonnet. So, let's give a
real big welcome to Emma Dubonnet...
CASEY:
Oh!

BUCK:
What'd you hit me for?

( piano plays )

EMMA:
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me starlight and moonbeams are waitin' for thee sounds of the rude world heard in the day lulled by the moonlight, have all passed away beautiful dreamer, King of my song list while I woo thee with soft melody gone are the cares of life's busy throng beautiful dreamer, awake unto me beautiful dreamer wake unto me.
( applause and whooping )

WOMAN:
Yeah. It was pretty interesting, wasn't it?
WOMAN 2:
You were right.
EMMA:
Thank you all. It's so good of you to come to our little play. You sustain us in our art. Hello.
JOSIAH:
Emma.
EMMA:
Hello.
JOSIAH:
Emma? Emma, you were sublime.
EMMA:
Well, hello again... Josiah. I saw you in the third row.
JOSIAH:
Emma, when I saw you up there all I could think about were our walks on the Embarcadero. Do
you remember?

EMMA:
That was fun, wasn't it?
JOSIAH:
Emma. I'm so sorry I had to leave you but... those two years of spiritual study were the most important in my life.
EMMA:
Yes. Well, I'm sure they were.
JOSIAH:
God, I missed you.
EMMA:
Missed you, too.
JOSIAH:
Thank you, thank you.
EMMA:
( chuckles ) Don't mention it.
JOSIAH:
Emma. Emma, the thought of you has sustained me throughout all these years of privation and spiritual search. Could-could you... could you ever think of marrying me again?
EMMA:
Oh... well... let me tell you somethin', Josiah. I am taken for the evenin'. Besides, I don't think you could afford me anyway, sugar bear.
ROYAL:
Let's get goin', Miss Dubonnet.
EMMA:
I am ready and willin', Mr. Royal.
JOSIAH:
But...

( imitates mooing )( mooing continues )
BUCK:
Looks like we got ourselves another lovesick calf on our hands.

JD:
Hey, you don't know nothin', Buck.
BUCK:
Are you going to stand there and deny it? Chris, you should've seen his face when he saw that little girl.
JD:
You think you know everything.
CHRIS:
Bob Spikes. It was a rail-splitting contest back in Indiana-- I couldn't have been more than about 17 years old. It was a friendly contest. I won... he thought I cheated, threw a punch turned into a brawl. Bob Spikes. That's right.
BUCK:
Well, I could see how beatin' him might cause a fight but that don't seem reason enough to want to kill a man.
CHRIS:
No, but that's how he lost his eye in that brawl.
BUCK:
That's a reason.
JD:
You know what, Chris? If you don't ever tell Tophat Bob that you remember him, that he... he won't ever kill you.
VIN:
Boys. I think we should ride out to Royal's tonight, take out Spikes before he puts the torch to Nettie's.
CHRIS:
Yeah. I was thinkin' the same thing. We leave now we'd get there by nightfall.
VIN:
Right. Let's get the others.
JD:
Hey, Chris.
CHRIS:
Yeah.
JD:
How do you know that you can take Tophat Bob?

NATHAN:
Josiah! You comin'?
JOSIAH:
( sighs )
BUCK:
Guess not.

JOSIAH:
God forgive me! Whoa.
MAN:
Hey! That's my horse!
JOSIAH:
Much obliged!
MAN:
Come back here!
JOSIAH:
Yee-ha!
MAN:
Hey!

NATHAN:
Royal's in the house with Emma.
VIN:
The others are by the barn. Tophat's got to be in the bunkhouse. What we need is a diversion.
BUCK:
I got an old stick of dynamite in my saddlebag.
CHRIS:
Can you light that up close the bunkhouse?
BUCK:
I'll give it a try.
EZRA:
Just don't blow up the son of a bitch who's wearing my coat.
EZRA:
Huh.
BUCK:
Come on.

EZRA:
Don't worry about it. I know what I'm doing.
JOSIAH:
I'm coming, Emma!
EMMA:
Mmm.
ROYAL:
Yeah!
EMMA:
( giggling ) Oh, my.
VIN:
What the hell's taking so long?
JOSIAH:
Emma!

BUCK:
Josiah?
JOSIAH:
I'll save you! I'm coming!
BUCK:
Josiah!
NATHAN:
Now, that's a diversion.
JOSIAH:
Get out of my way! Get back there, you yellow-bellied...
ROYAL:
Wait a minute.
JOSIAH:
Get off of me! Get back! ( yelling )
CHRIS:
Get down. Get down.
EZRA:
Get over there.
NATHAN:
Hey, hey, it's me. It's me.
JOSIAH:
I'm coming, Emma!
VIN:
Get down. Get down! Stay down.
BUCK:
Stay down.
CHRIS:
All the way down. Go on. Get over there.
TOPHAT BOB:
Chris Larabee!
EZRA:
Stay down.
TOPHAT BOB:
You remember me yet?
CHRIS:
It was just a friendly contest.
TOPHAT BOB:
Does that look friendly to you? You did this to me at the rail-splitting contest. Let's finish it.
CHRIS:
Whatever you say.
TOPHAT BOB:
( yells )


JOSIAH:
Emma... I'm here to save you.
( Emma screams )
EMMA:
Don't kill him.
ROYAL:
Let me go, damn it. Oh, damn it!
EMMA:
Stop it! I don't want to be saved! Stop it!
JOSIAH:
You say... "I am safe in the arms of the Lord" Mr. Royal.
ROYAL:
Oh, you're... breaking my ribs.

CHRIS:
You're going to stand trial for murder, Bob and you're going to hang like you did
Cody Porter.
TOPHAT BOB:
Hang? No. You're going to shoot me. Put a bullet in me.
CHRIS:
Sorry, Bob.
TOPHAT BOB:
For the love of God... don't let me hang. I don't want to hang. Just put a bullet in me.
BUCK:
Thought he had you there for a minute.
CHRIS:
No.

EMMA:
Oh, stop it! Stop it! You are ruining everything.
JOSIAH:
Say it!
EMMA:
Oh...
ROYAL:
I am safe in the arms of the Lord.
JOSIAH:
If you ever touch her again, He'll know and you'll burn in hell.
EMMA:
Oh! ( sobbing )
JOSIAH:
You're safe now, Emma.
EMMA:
You are a lunatic!
JOSIAH:
Mr. Royal will not be bothering you anymore.
EMMA:
Would you listen to me, you maniac?! I wanted him to bother me.
He paid me for the privilege.
JOSIAH:
What?
EMMA:
Yes, that's right.
JOSIAH:
He paid you?
EMMA:
He paid me, you simp!
JOSIAH:
Well, what about you and me?
EMMA:
I never saw you before in my life.
JOSIAH:
Yes, you did. We... we walked down the Embarcadero together, and you... you fed me oysters with them little hands of yours.
EMMA:
If I did, I do not remember. Now, would you get that through that thick wooden head of yours? I do not remember you! Damn!
VIN:
It's over, Royal. You'll return all the goods you've stolen and give back the land to those who claim it.
EZRA:
In case you decide to shoot him I'd appreciate the restitution of my jacket first.
VIN:
You coming, Josiah?
JOSIAH:
Yep.
VIN:
Adios.

MAN:
You need any help?
MARY:
Oh, that belongs to the Taggerts.
EZRA:
What do you suppose the odds are you'll even find them?
MARY:
Well, I know they moved up north. I'll find them.
EZRA:
I'll bet you will.

NATHAN:
Sorry it didn't work out, Josiah.
JOSIAH:
Sorry what didn't work out?
NATHAN:
Your romance with Emma Dubonnet.
JOSIAH:
That wasn't Emma Dubonnet. This is Emma Dubonnet.
NATHAN:
There you go.


NETTIE:
You're going to tell me about her? Your ma.
VIN:
Well, she raised me till I was five and then she got sick. Putrid fever got her.
She put up a heck of a fight, though.
NETTIE:
Sounds like a strong woman.
VIN:

Yes, Ma'am, she was. 'Fore she died, she told me "Boy, you're a Tanner. Don't you ever forget that." Even though I was just a little feller those words have echoed in my heart to this day. I reckon I just want to live up to being a Tanner.
NETTIE:
You do, son. You do.



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The New Law 1 2 Sins Of The Past 1 2 Love And Honor 1 2
Vendetta 1 2 Wagon Train Part One 1 2 Wagon Train Part Two 1 2

The Trial 1 2 Chinatown 1 2 Achilles 1 2 Lady Killers 1 2
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