Words and music by Patrick Wickenden Hunter
If Monica was here would she ask a lot of questions?
Would she want a lot of answers?
What would we talk about
She could wear that cocktail dress
and say she made a mess
I could ask her, ³Hey Monica, what's that thing in your mouth?²
Monica says she wishes she was a lesbian
Cause then all these people would stop asking all these questions
Hey Monica you know I think I love you
Hey Monica do you want to be my friend
Yeah I want to talk to Monica but I don't know what she'd say
Cause Monica's more punk than me cause Monica fucked the President
Fuck the President
If Monica came over I could make her eggplant parmesan
We'd watch "Evil Dead 2" Letterboxed or ³Legends Of The Fall"
Or "Blue Velvet" hey Monica who's your favorite movie star?
Without Kenneth Starr would you be a star at all?
Monica says she never wanted that internship
She would have rather worked at KFC (employee discount)
Hey Monica you know I think I love you
Hey Monica do you want to be my friend
Yeah I want to talk to Monica but I don't know what she'd say
Cause Monica's more punk than me cause Monica fucked the President
Fuck the President
I'm not trying to be mean cause it's not very nice
But good luck getting a job for the rest of your life
Hey Monica you know I think I love you
Hey Monica do you want to be my friend
Yeah I want to talk to Monica but I don't know what she'd say
Cause Monica's more punk than me cause Monica fucked the President.