Shinji:	I'm starting to like this imprisonment, i like these things

Asuka:	So am i, but i still don't understand why we have to be in a
	different theatre with so many chairs

Rei:	Maybe more people will join us as time passes

Asuka:	I don't want anymore people to come, you're bad enough 
	wonder-girl

Shinji:	And i'm not?

Asuka: 	um..shut up

Rei:	I could say the same for you 2nd

Asuka:	you're just jealous that more people like the two of us togethe
	than you and him

Shinji:	what are you two talking about

Asuka+Rei: nothing

Shinji:	i want to run FAR AWAY, oh its starting

>>>Call Me

>>>By: Dreiser

>>>	I stare at the phone for the eighth consecutive hour.
	
>>>	Eight hours have passed and she still hasn't called me. When 
we reached my apartment and the door slid open with that cold 
metallic hiss I can remember her smile. 

Rei:	I think i'm going to like this story

Asuka:	why, you'll actually learn how to use a phone?

>>>	It was soft and it barely lifted 
>>>up the edges of her mouth. Smoothly she reached out to cup my cheek 
>>>before she pulled me towards her for an all encompassing kiss.

Rei: 	thats sweet, shall we see how it is in real life?

Shinji: Ayanami?

Asuka: 	you try it and your a dead baka-hentai

>>>	When we finally parted she smiled again and touched my 
>>>cheek with the back of her hand. "I'll call you," she said.
>>>	That was last night.
>>>	She still hasn't called.

Rei:	I know how to use a phone, whats wrong with me?

Asuka:	Where to begin, We could write a book about your problems

Rei:	you as well

Shinji:	I feel that something is wrong with this story

>>>	Part of me feels ridiculous for staring at the phone like this. It 
>>>isn't as if my stare is going to magically cause it to ring. And still 
>>>another part of me feels enraged at her for promising to call me then 
>>>not doing it.

Asuka:	She just wisend up

Shinji: something just isn't right

Rei:	i agree

Asuka:	so do i, why would he bother with you when he could...

Rei:	i'm glad you can't admit anything

>>>	But perhaps something has happened to her. Maybe she was 
>>>delayed on her way home and couldn't call me. My heart stops as I 
>>>imagine her being mugged on that damn subway she insists on always 
>>>taking. What if she's been hurt and that's why she hasn't called?
>>>	No... that's not it. She works for NERV and like me she has 
>>>been trained in the ways of self-defense. Nothing has happened to her.

Shinji:	well i don't think i could ever hurt a person 

Asuka:	yeah, i can't see wuss boy hear doing anything the least bit
	cool

Rei:	I have no objection with attacking somebody in my way

Asuka:	Neither do i 'glares at the blue hair' one quick twist he he

>>>	Then why hasn't she called me?
>>>	Could it have been a lie? That she doesn't really want to call 
>>>me and she said that merely as a let down? Panic fills my system and I 
>>>run through the scenario again. Her eyes had looked at me in warmth 
>>>and in love. Or at least I thought they had. Was she pretending the 
>>>entire time?

Asuka:	Has to be because you don't have any real emotions

Rei:	you keep saying that

Shinji:	she's just withdrawn

>>>	No... that's not it. She couldn't have been pretending. She's a 
>>>lousy liar. Everyone knows that.
	
Rei:	i can lie just fine, 2nd i think of you as a friend

Shinji:	was that a lie?

Rei:	.....

>>>	Besides that we work together. She's going to have to see me 
>>>on Monday and maybe even sooner if an emergency arises. And in 
>>>our line of work they always do.
>>>	So why hasn't she called me?
>>>	I stare at the phone for the eighth consecutive hour and the 
>>>twenty second minute.
	
Asuka:	can you say obsesive, man i'm getting bored with this

>>>	This is ridiculous! I shouldn't be doing this. I'm a highly 
>>>respected person of science. I'm a person of value and means. I 
>>>shouldn't be sitting here staring at the phone. I don't need her to call 
>>>me. It doesn't matter to me!

Asuka:	Since when did you consider yourself a 'person of science?'
	
>>>	I stare at the phone for the eighth consecutive hour and the 
>>>twenty third minute.
>>>	A slow scowl forms on my features and I rest my chin on the 
>>>tops of my hands. How could she do this to me? No one has ever 
>>>kept me waiting like this. It's an outrage! Who says they're going to 
>>>call you then doesn't?

Shinji:	video stores

Rei:	utility suppliers

Asuka:	me

>>>	Evil, heartless, and sadistic people. That's who.
>>>	God dammit! Why hasn't she called me?
>>>	I force my mind to shift into my logistical state of 
>>>contemplation. It could be that she meant she would call me but not 
>>>right away. That she would call me tomorrow.
>>>	But it is tomorrow. Our date ended a little past midnight last 
>>>night and it is now the next day and she still hasn't called me.

Asuka:	wait, 8 hours watching the phone, don't you sleep?

>>>	It's now 1:24 p.m. She could be doing other things and when 
>>>she finishes with whatever those other things are she's going to call me.
>>>	What if she forgot? That's always a possibility. She may have 
>>>a logical mind but she's hardly flawless. It's entirely possible she forgot 
>>>that she promised to call me.

Shinji:	now i am sure something is wrong

Rei:	i don't forget such matters

>>>	I form a grimace at this thought.
>>>	How could she have forgotten?!
>>>	I stare at the phone for the eighth consecutive hour and the 
>>>twenty fifth minute.

Asuka: 	tick tock, just look out a window and then you can call yourself
	Rei

>>>	Twitching slightly I jerkily rise to my feet and pick up the 
>>>phone then begin to shake it wildly.
>>>	"Why haven't you called me?!" I shout.
>>>	Slamming the phone onto the desk in a harsh gesture I stalk 
>>>across the room and sit in my large comfortable recliner as I try to 
>>>calm myself.

Asuka:	wait wait wait, we don't have a recliner

Shinji:	then who is it?

>>>	I stare at the phone for the eighth consecutive hour and the 
>>>twenty seventh minute.
>>>	Just as I feel my eyes growing weak and getting blurry from 
>>>staring at the phone for so long a shrill ring fills the air. I jump on 
>>>hearing it and hastily rise out of the recliner.
>>>	Quickly I cross the room and wait for the phone to ring again. 
>>>When it does I hastily pick up the receiver and say in what I hope to 
>>>be calm tones, "Hello?"

Rei:	this is a rather odd story

>>>	Her warm voice greets my ears and a smile spreads across my 
>>>features. She called, just as she promised.
>>>	"Maya," I say her name quietly. "I missed you."
>>>	"Ritsuko," she replies. "I missed you too."

>>>-End-

Asuka:	what

Shinji	    was

Rei:	        that

Shinji:	so Maya and Ritsuko are seeing each other?

Rei:	it appears so, i believed she liked the commander

Shinji:	father!

Asuka:	so she's a lesbian?

Shinji:	i feel better about that nude march to the entry plug now

Rei: 	why?

Shinji:	she was checking you two out and not looking at me

Asuka + Rei:	i'm going to be sick

Shinji:	i wonder if she taped it for prostarity

>>>Both characters in this fanfiction are from Neon Genesis Evangelion. 
>>>This was inspired from, well, just being a girl and having to wait for 
>>>that damn phone call you were promised. Why Maya and Ritsuko? I 

Asuka:	the creator is a girl?

Shinji:	you just keep getting the obvious don't you

Asuka:	'smack' didn't i tell you not to say such things

>>>really don't know. It just seemed to fit for some reason. This fanfiction 
>>>was also inspired by the Blondie song Call Me and some of the lyrics 
>>>of the song are provided below.

>>>Send comments to: Dreiser1@ix.netcom.com

Shinji:	do we have to?

Rei:	i hope not

>>>Chat with me on ICQ! My ICQ # is: 37674780 

>>>Thanks to Red Death all my fanfics are archived at:
>>>http://www.lvdi.net/~reddeath/dreiser.htm

>>>"Call me in my life. Call me any day or night. Call me for a ride. Call 
>>>me when you're ready for your sweet desire."
>>>-Blondie-

Rei:	well another one is over 

Asuka:	that wasn't to bad, confusing at first

Shinji:	i'm surprized, it wasn't about us

Rei:	yes, i wonder to what extent these things go

Asuka:	i don't want to know, we don't even get paid royalties for them

Shinji:	well lets head back then




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