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Yello again, Zen here, whats up? I've been busy so thats why this is
a lil late, oh and you may have noticed the new veniew
I've decided to make my mst's a chapter based story on
ficnet to keep track of the story line of the mst'ers and
the reviews.

As you know by now I do some work for Darkscribes and will continue
to do that, I'll state when I've done one so you can check it
out and keep up with the story line /\_/\ well on with the fun.
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2 hectic weeks after the last movie.

Shinji: I can't believe you told Hikari about us!

Asuka/Rei: She was told not to repeat it.

Asuka: And she's my friend anyway.

Rei: I have no shame in our current standings. I wish to have you
all to myself but if I cannot the fact were together is fine.

Asuka: Then why did you poison my tea?

Rei: I said I would prefer him to myself.

Shinji: We're just dating rember?

Asuka/Rei: For now.

Door bell sounds.

Shinji: Hello?

Hikari: Hi Shinji, 'looks a bit down' thought I'd come bye for 
a movie.

Shinji: I'd be glad to watch a movie with you 'smiles'.

Hikari: REALLY!

Shinji: Yeah, Rei rented one and has it set up.

Rei: I would not allow the second to pick one.

Hikari: 'Oh...their here shit.'

Asuka: I'm glad you came, you weren't followed were you?

Touji/Kensuke: And if she was 'arriving out of breath.'

Rei: This was unintended.

Asuka: Great the stooges are all together again.

Shinji: Take a seat guys, Touji you don't look to good.

Touji: Yeah, class-reps been in a BAD mood since that last movie.

Rei/Asuka: What did he say?

They take their seats, Shinji and Kensuke on the Chairs, Rei on the floor, and
on the couch Asuka, Hikari, and Touji.

Kensuke: So what is it today?

Shinji: Don't know, Rei rented it.

Asuka: Which means it'll be so full of crap we'll need to wash the tape.

Rei: At least it won't feature abuse.

Hikari: Shinji-kun, you shouldn't have to put up with his.

Touji: Yeah man, lots of girls that won't kill you or ignore you.

Asuka/Rei: 'Bastard/jerk'

Kensuke: Ah who cares really, its just silly stuff with no basis, but what is it?

Rei: A three part mini series.

Touji: We're not going to have to sleep over again are we?

Rei: No, they are all fairly small.

HIkari: You watch it already?

Rei: Yes.

Asuka: Already I know I'll hate this.

(begin mst, look for >>>)

here's what happened to Gendo

>>>Shinji: Hopefully something painful.

>>>Kensuke: Smashed by an Eva?

>>>Shinji: No, to quick.
 
 Scene: Bridge of Central Dogma. 

Makoto: Commander Ikari, Blue pattern
detected, its blowing out the scanners!

Gendo: What? There are no more Angels
left. What is it?

>>>Asuka: Thats odd, bastard doesn't know whats going on.

>>>Hikari: Maybe its a blotch of blue paint?

>>>Rei:.....

>>>Kensuke: Bet he shit his pants after something he didn't plan happend.

Maya: Unknown, sir. None of the scanners are getting a
clear reading. All the observation posts are reporting malfunctions.

>>>Touji: Well go figure, all the panals blew up whats not broken?

>>>Kensuke: The toilet?

>>>Asuka: You're mouths.

 All
Vtol craft sent to investigate have been destroyed! What the heck? All of
the pilots are alive!

>>>Shinji: Thats odd.

>>>Hikari: Maybe a compassionate angel?

>>>Rei: I doubt there would be no fatalities, long range falls kill.

>>>Kensuke: And you know this?

>>>Rei: Doctor Akagi's mother told me.

Gendo: Angels never spare humans, so what could it be?

Maya: It's allowing itself to be seen.

>>>Asuka: EW HENTAI!!

>>>Touji: That is not something I want to see..ew..

>>>Shinji: Guys...its not that type of exposure.

Makoto: Sir, its identifying itself.
Its... Its your mother-in-law.

>>>Shinji: Grandma!

>>>Touji: That doesn't make sense.

>>>Shinji: You never meet her, she can kill father with a glare.

>>>Asuka: Never seen her before.

>>>Rei: I don't know if I like this.

Gendo(nervously): Indeed,begin
evacuatio-
Makoto: Sir, it says it want to talk to you. 

>>>Kensuke: WAIT! so your grandmother is an angel?

>>>Shinji: She is now, died when I was a kid.

>>>Asuka: You're still a kid.

>>>Touji: Man, ya get all weirded out when ya die don't ya.

Gendo: Indeed, as I
said, evacuate all personal.

???: Gendo, I'm getting impatient!

>>>Hikari: That sounds like nails on a chalk board.

>>>Shinji: I LOVE THIS, look at him squirm.

Gendo: Fuyutski, You have command.Gendo leaves.

Fuyutski: There goes a stupid,
stupid man.Bridge Bunnies all nod solemnly.

>>>And their was much rejoicing, All: YEAH!

Gendo Ikari was never seen or
heard from again.

>>>Rei: And for that I'm glad.

>>>Touji: What?

>>>Shinji: Nobody liked him anyway 'smiles broadly.'

>>>Asuka: You rented this for brownie points didn't you.

 Only his glasses were found and unearthly screams were
heard somewhere in Kyoto for at least a month.

>>>Touji: Hold up, it said he wasn't heard from again, what about the screams?

>>>Hikari: Yeah...that doesn't make sense.

 What a happy ending. I don't like Gendo, That is the prelude to my
"Forever
United" fic.Chewy

>>>Touji: Beef jerky?

>>>Kensuke: Under cooked steak?

>>>Asuka: What are you doing?

>>>Shinji: Taffy.

>>>Hikari: Toffee.

>>>Rei: Stop it.

>>>Shinji: Oops, just thinking of the directors real name.

>>>Asuka: Stop it, well that wasn't bad for the first part, even if its
>>> nothing but brownie points.

>>>Touji/Kensuke: You're just pissed you didn't think of it first.

Forever united.
By Chewy

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this, Evangelion or Rei, heck I don’t own the computer,
 I have no money, and I have no desire to have money in gross amounts.

>>>Touji: What's his problem!

>>>Kensuke: Money RULES!

 No, I am not stoned. 

>>>Asuka: Damn, their goes my idea.

I will try to keep the all people in character. I support the idea of Shinji and Rei being 
together.

>>>Asuka: Ah hell.

>>>Hikari:She did pick it out 'I'll have to get one, he's not theirs yet'

>>>Rei: You had the last one.

>>>Shinji: 'blushing' Um..I kinda picked that one.

>>>Touji: Yeah, he did, didn't he.

 She did die for him that one time, kind of a hint. Disregard everything from 
episode 23 and on, along with the movies, except for the part were Rei realizes she really 
likes Shinji.  Both ending were not worthy of EVA.

>>>Shinji: Does anybody understand a word of that?

>>>Asuka: Nope, NOTHING in that made any sense.

>>>Rei: Be silent please, I can't hear.

Chewy Productions is greatly honored to present for the first time in recorded history: The
 Ayanami/Ikari Wedding. 

>>>Rei: A wedding...to Ikari-kun 'smiles VERY littly'

>>>Asuka: That would be a joke.

>>>Kensuke: I don't know, you guys could die at any minute, why not live happy
>>> now?

>>>Shinji: 'That actually sounds like like a sensible idea.'

>>>Touji: This dork getting married, have to drag him to the alter.

>>>HIkari: And have a restraining order for whoever isn't choosen.

I would like to thank Jeffrey "Oneshot" Wong and Jusenkyo Guide for
 this one. Thanks guys ^_^. I also don’t own Tenchi or Sasami or Tsunami. Kasami is the Child 
of Sasami/Tsunami and Tenchi. She has blue hair like her mother. I made her up. No, I do not 
write lemons. They are usually in really bad taste. 

>>>Rei/Asuka: We protest!

>>>Touji: Shinji..you holding out on us?

>>>Hikari: Yeah Shinji-kun?

>>>Shinji: Um..you know I could never keep a secret.

>>>kensuke: I guess.


Deep in Terminal Dogma, a ceremony was being held.

>>>Shinji: What a wonderful place for a wedding.

>>>Rei: Throw buckets of LCL instead of rice.

>>>Kensuke: Why are they having a Catholic ceremony?

 A ceremony whose that’s beginning had started 
seven years earlier. On a day when a girl willingly put herself in front of a boy whom she 
barely knew so that he could get a clear shot,

>>>Touji: Clear shot huh?

>>>Kensuke: So..how long you been getting the funk on?

>>>Rei: Not yet unfortunatly.

>>>Asuka: Wuss never makes amove.

>>>Touji: WHAT!

>>>Shinji: They're just joking you 'they'll KILL ME'

 A day when a boy had opened that same girl’s
 entry hatch alone to rescue her. It was the day of Rei Ayanami’s marriage to Shinji Ikari 
(and vise versa).

>>>Hikari: Ayanami..you look elegant in a wedding dress.

>>>Asuka: It doesn't look right, were does the dress start and her skin begin?

>>>Shinji: I think its nice.

>>>Touji: YOu would, bet you can't wait to get on to the after events he he.

 In a small room that had once been the meeting place where generals and
 strategists had sat to plan for war now housed a small chapel.

>>>ASuka: What generals would that be?

>>>Shinji: You know, the dead ones.

>>>Rei: If you fail, you die, its that simple.

 This chapel was where two 
souls were soon to be united into one unit, the sacred unit of husband and wife, which no 
angel or demon 

>>>Touji/Kensuke: THEY KILLED ASUKE!?!?!

>>>Hikari: Stop that!

>>>Asuka: Its ok..its their last words anyway 'flips Touji off the couch and on his back'

>>>Shinji: He'll be out for a while, Ken say your sorry.

>>>Kensuke: I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

or any other being, cosmic or otherwise, could separate. The people, whom had 
come from far and wide to witness this extraordinary event, were seated. 

>>>Asuka: All ten of them?

>>>Rei: I don't know anybody.

>>>Shinji: Maybe my grandmother came?

The lights lowered 
slightly and a Japanese wedding march began to play. The crowd looked to the back of the room 
and watched in awe as the bride walked down the aisle. Rei was dressed in a lavender dress that 
caught the eye of all present, including the priest.

>>>Shinji: BLASFIMY!! I'LL HUNT HIM DOWN!

>>>Rei: I look nice.

>>>Kensuke: Wow, now she's conceited.

>>>Hikari: Can ya deny it though?

>>>Asuka: I'd look better.

>>>Touji: Bet its a red dress

>>>Hikari: Or black.

>>>Shinji: That would look rather lovely.

>>>Asuka: I was going to smack you...but I got a compliment so..I'll allow you this one.

 She had grown in the past seven years. She
 now wore her hair in a ponytail that went down to her shoulders. She had grown about 10 
centimeters and her figure had filled out exceptionally well. 

>>>Kensuke: Shinji...here 'hands him a tissue.'

>>>Shinji: Oops..you do look rather lovely Rei.

>>>Rei moves closer to his chair: I'm pleased you like it.

>>>Hikari:I think some things...were augmented.

>>>Asuka: I agree, she's not better than Misato.

>>>Rei: You're jealous.

She walked with a grace of a 
person who could be call euphoric. The person escorting her down the aisle was none other than 
Maya Ibuki. Maya had volunteered after Rei had not been able to find anyone with the dignity to
 be her escort down the aisle. 

>>>Hikari: Ayanami! thats cruel.

>>>Rei: But true, you cannot walk straight, and she couldn't be trusted not to
>>> stab me.

>>>Asuka: The knife would fall accidentally.

>>>Touji wakes back up: Bitch.

>>>Shinji: I guess Misato-san would be to busy celibrating.

As they reached the altar, Rei looked into the eyes of her 
beloved and smiled. She had fought so hard and waited so long for this day to come. 

>>>Rei: She just wouldn't stay buried.

>>>Kensuke: Whow, violent.

>>>Asuka: I'll be watching you.

She remembered when she had first slapped Shinji for insulting his father. She remembered how
 after Gendo’s disappearance, 

>>>Shinji: I hope she bite his head off.

>>>Hikari: Its contagous.

>>>Asuka: I'm training him well.

>>>Touji: But you're making Ayanami all mean too.

Shinji was there to lend her his should to cry upon when for the 
first time in her life she had felt grief.

>>>Shinji/Rei: WHAT!

>>>Rei: I must not have learned the truth yet.

>>>Asuka: You're just so damn gullible, hey fetch 'does an fake throw'

>>>Rei follows the fake throw then looks back: I'll get you.

 Shinji was always there for her and now he always 
would be her side, night or day, well or sick, rich or poor, heaven or hell, for all eternity.

>>>Rei: Again, we need not worry about hell.

>>>Touji: Why not?

>>>Rei....

>>>Kensuke: Because Asuka's their and she'll kick um out.

Her smile brightened at this thought. Shinji, he was the only boy she had every loved, ever 
would love, ever will love!

>>>Touji: Thats actually REALLY SAD.

>>>Shinji:Hey, that mean.

>>>Kensuke: But think, nobody else in the world will love her.

>>>SHinji: Guess she'd be lonly.

>>>Asuka: Its about what is is now.

>>>Rei: He's enough.

 He had shown her that life was very much worth living, that even 
in the darkest night, a candle still burns for those who seek it.

>>>Rei: But fire hurts when you touch it.

>>>Shinji: Its an analogy.

>>>Asuka: Why don't you THINK before you speak?

>>>Touji: Are you talking about yourself?

 Before she had Shinji, she 
had known no true emotions, only negative ones and these were not the emotions that she was 
feeling now. 

>>>Hikari: But they were emotions, even if they stunk.

>>>Asuka: Wow, wondergirl sucks.

>>>Shinji: But looks like she's happy now.

>>>Asuka: To bad they warped ...

>>>Rei: I want you to be SILENT.

They were of hopelessness, sadness, anger, fear and depression. She knew that even
 with Shinji by her side, life would not be perfect, but they would at least face them together.

>>>Touji: Round the clock Asuka servalence.

>>>Kensuke: And that would mean, no sleep.

>>>Asuka: It would be worth it then.

>>>Hikari: Thats...scary.

 She offered her hand to Shinji and clasped it gently but firmly with his own. Rei then turned 
and faced the altar, a look of joy on her face.

	Shinji watched as Rei walked gracefully down the aisle. She was beautiful, the most
 beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life. \

>>>Asuka: HEY!

>>>Shinji: You're beutiful too.

>>>Rei: But I'm more so right?

>>>Touji: We humbly morn your death.

>>>Hikari: No way to escape this one.

>>>Kensuke: You kidding! this is mega-playboy here!

>>>Shinji: You're both the most beutiful.

>>>Asuka/Rei/Touji/Hikari: GROAN!

>>>Kensuke: Told ya.

Seven years ago, he would not have recognized 
her. She had grown in so many ways; she was no longer an emotionless little girl. She was now 
a vessel of hope and love; she was what mattered to him most in the entire world.

>>>Touji: I feel so left out.

>>>Hikari: Touji..run a screen please.

>>>Touji: What? OH SHIT!!

>>>Touji blocks an enraged Asuka as she tries to grab ahold of Rei's coller.

>>>Asuka: Ya did something to his mind in this thing!

 He prayed 
that he would always be there to protect her, no matter how dark the world appeared. She was 
his happiness, the only star in his sky.

>>>Kensuke: Thats a bit overboard isn't it?

>>>Shinji: Thats alot of responcibility.

>>>Rei: But accurate.

>>>Asuka: Hope its a falling star.

 She was his little Rei of sunshine;

>>>Kensuke: Ha ha ha, some body needs capital pun-ishment.

 she was all he 
would ever need. Shinji noticed her smiling at him and he smiled back. He then gently took her
 hand when she offered it to him. He then turned and faced the altar.

>>>Asuka: And dropped dead of over excitement.

>>>Rei: You wish.

>>>Shinji: Never saw her smile...so widely.

>>>Touji/Kensuke: Yeah, but you're blushng like an idiot.

	Hands clasped together, they turned and faced the altar as one. The priest began to 
speak "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of the almighty to see the holy 
union of these two young people", the priest said with a smile. He could see the love that this 
man and woman had for each other. That made him smile, he glanced over to his daughter who was 
acting shrine maiden and winked.

>>>Asuka: What does that have to do with anything?

>>>Touji: Do you guys have an electrical 'plug' anywhere?

 Tenchi was very proud of his daughter, Kasami, who was a 
spitting image of her mother. 

>>>Touji/Kensuke: DAMN SHE'S HOT!!!

>>>SHinji: She is pretty.

>>>Rei/Asuka/Hikari: HEY!

Until he had met the bride, he thought that she and his wife, 
Tsunami was only people on earth with blue hair. He knew that the love that these two shared 
was probably equal to his love for Sasami, or Tsunami as she to those who were not close to her.

>>>Shinji: What type of person has two names?

>>>Kensuke: Confused people.

>>>Rei: Goddesses.

>>>Shinji: Belldandy only had o...

>>>Touji/Kensuke: Dude, stop right their...you'll be killed if ya continue.

 He would do anything; give anything, he would happily give his life for either of them, Kasami
 or Sasami.
Now another couple could hopefully find the happiness that he and Sasami had found, it was his 
duty as a priest to perform this sacred rite.  
  
>>>Touji: Hey, thought priests couldn't take wives?

>>>Asuka: Glad he did, makes the marriage void 'smiles.'

>>>Rei: Darn.

	Tenchi continued, "Marriage is an institution built on love, honor and union of two 
souls,

>>>Touji: Some mortor, wood.

>>>Kensuke: The will and life of the husband.

>>>Shinji: What?

 two souls that are at present standing before me. If there is anyone in this room can 
give cause to why these two may not be wed, speak now or forever hold they’re peace."

>>>Rei holds her hands over Asuka's mouth: Fast forward.

>>>Touji: Ayanami's a goner.

>>>Asuka pitches Rei off her and she flies into Shinji's lap: I OBJECT.

>>>Rei: I don't 'wraps her arms around his neck.'

>>>Kensuke: Whow, bet Asuka didn't plan that.

>>>Shinji: Are...you ok? 'She fells kinda good on my lap.'

>>>Hikari: Um...you two are blushing.

 Several 
moments past and no one said anything. "Good. Do you Rei Ayanami, take Shinji Ikari to be your 
lawfully wedded husband, to honor and love, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for
 richer or poorer as long as you both shall live?" Rei replied, "As long as I draw breath from 
my body, I swear I will love Shinji Ikari until my dying day.

>>>Asuka: So till tomarrow then?

>>>Hikari: Asuka-chan, put the pen down please.

>>>Rei: I'd take you with me.

>>>Touji: Then who in his harem would get him?

>>>Kensuke: Go to the number 3 girl.

 I do, with all my heart, I do." 
Tenchi then turned to Shinji and said "Good, do you, Shinji Ikari, take Rei Ayanami to be your 
lawfully wedded wife, to honor and love, to have and to hold,

>>>Touji/Kensuke: Hold what parts?

>>>Shinji: Oh that was 'smacks them' uncalled for.

 in sickness and in health, 

>>>Asuka: I'd say with her health, its alot more sickness than heatlh.

>>>Rei: I'm not sick that often.

>>>Hikari: But you missed 75% of last school year.

>>>Rei: It was...the flu?

for richer or 
poorer as long as you both shall live?" "Rei is my world, I will do anything and everything to 
make her happy. I do." Tenchi then motioned to Kasami to bring the sake.

>>>Shinji: Looks like Misato-san missed one.

>>>Rei: No, look at the little girl.

>>>Asuka: Wow, she's all scratched up.

>>>Shinji: Never try to take sake from Misato-san.

 Kasami brought the tray
 over to the waiting couple and poured them each a cup of sake. After reciting sacred passages, 
Tenchi said, "Who has the ring?" Little Yuki Suzuhara 
giggled as she brought the rings forward.

>>>Touji: SIS!!!

>>>Shinji: You have a cute lil sister 'smiles.'

>>>Touji: DON'T YOU GET ANY IDEA'S ABOUT MY SISTER!

>>>Kensuke: YOu're over exagerating, Shin-man's girls are his age an older.

>>>Touji: Still...she's MY sister.

 Tenchi then said " Rei Ayanami, repeat after me. ‘With
this ring, I thee wed.’"

>>>Asuka: He, following orders, You'll do fine in this part.

>>>Rei: At least I get praise for my work.

 Rei recited "With ring, I thee Wed." he then turned to Shinji and said 
"Shinji Ikari, please repeat after me. ‘With this ring, I thee wed.’" Shinji then recited "With 
this ring, I thee wed." Tenchi smiled at Rei and Shinji and said "It is my honor to pronounce 
you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride."   

>>>Asuka: NO!!

>>>Shinji: This is rather sweet 'smiles'

>>>Hikari: Um...Ayanami, are you sure you still want to sit their?

>>>Rei: Yes

In the background, a very pregnant Hikari Suzuhara could be heard bawling.

>>>Kensuke: Ha ha, Touji's a father..that kid'll be messed up

>>>Hikari: Yeah..he he..me and Touji 'smiles lightly.'

 The kissed, a kiss 

>>>Rei takes a Q from the screen and plants one on Shinji who fidgets a few moments
>>> then melts.

>>>Asuka: Oh..oh you better believe I'M PICKEN THE NEXT ONE!!!

that united them, body and soul, of all time. After this was done, Tenchi turned to all those 
present and said, " It is my privilege to introduce to you, Mr. and Mrs. Shinji and Rei Ikari."

>>>Rei: What is wrong with Mr. and Mrs. Shinji and Rei Ayanami?

>>>Hikari: Not one for losing his surname?

>>>Asuka: Because its Ikari or Sohryu.

 There was applause that could be heard outside of the Geofront. Yui Ikari looked down from 
heaven on to the young couple and smiled,

>>>Shinji: But..then who's in my Eva?

>>>Asuka: I don't think it really matters.

>>>Hikari: Asuka, I'm proud of you, not jealous 'right now.'

>>>Touji: Calm before storm?

 She then turned to Achika Masaki and said, "I told 
Shinji I was going to show him a bright future." They both burst out laughing. 

>>>Touji: As the sun went super nova and they were all vaporized.

>>>Kensuke: Maybe an N2 mine?

>>>Asuka: Masaki? who the hell?  

		The End only of this story, but a true story never ends.

>>>Shinji: That was rather nice.

>>>Touji: You'll never choose between them will you.

>>>Kensuke: You'll die alone.

>>>Asuka/Rei:......

>>>Rei: Its not over yet, one more to go.

>>>Asuka: Ah HELL what else can this thing do?

>>>Touji: Have you die misserably.

>>>Shinji: HEY!


The World Had Given Them Apples And They Had Made Cider.
by Chewy

>>>Asuka: I hate apple cider.

Disclaimer: I don't own Evangelion, I don't own this computer,

 Gainax is responsible for the wonder that is Eva and it is also responsible for
its unfortunate end. BAD GAINAX, BAD, no biscuit for you!

>>>Rei: Why would they want a biscuit?

>>>Asuka: You know dogs and their treats.

 Please forgive the grammar, I try writing in a way that tells a story well, I
am not must of a grammar buff. I put a lot of love into this fic. If any one is
offended by this fic,

>>>Asuka: I AM GREATLY OFFENDED!!

>>>Touji: I'm buff.

>>>Hikari: But you can't write your way out of a paper bag.

>>>Kensuke: I can.

>>>Shinji: But 'I' can beat you up.

 I am sorry. This is a continuation of my fic, "Forever United"


; This fic takes place roughly 9 months after my first fic.

>>>Touji: Oh boy, I wonder what this will be about.

>>>Rei: That was fast.

>>>Shinji: Are you impleying something?

>>>Rei/Asuka: How would we know!

  I know it has its
faults, but it was my first attempt ever of fanfiction that even got past a full
page. This a WAFF fic. I don't write darkfics unless they involve only the
following characters: Gendo Ikari and a vengeful SEELE or angel or a (usually
sword wielding) mother-in-law or ancient forgotten deity or an angry cabbit or a
certain red headed genius or a... 

>>>Touji: Any red head do?

>>>Asuka: How bout dumb jocks and perverted pc nerds?

>>>Shinji: I'm glad he hates father 'smiles widely'

>>>Rei: You're lap is confortable.

>>>Asuka: DAMN it get off.

November 14th 2022, Tokyo-3 
It was 4:00 A.M. and a young woman was awake. Rei Ayanami was excited. That and
very uncomfortable, as she was 9 months pregnant.

>>>Touji: One shot kill eh Shin-man?

>>>Rei: I hope not.

>>>Hikari: AYANAMI!

>>>Shinji does nothing but turn red and stare at the screen hoping he didn't hear
>>> what he did....Asuka...well...Hikari had to restrain her.

 The thought of being a mother
was quite exciting. Now She and Shinji would have their own little child, the
ultimate symbol of their unity, a little bit of each them in one, special
person. Then she felt a strange sensation.

>>>Kensuke: Shinji you dog!

>>>Rei/Shinji: No 'punch him' thats sick.

 "Shinji!" she whispered
softly. She rolled over on their bed and shook her husband until he awoke.
"Shinji, my beloved, its time, I am having our child." 

>>>Touji: And she can also tell you what time it is and the temperature in
>>> Berlin.

>>>Kensuke: The Ayanami information system, all your info needs in one package.

This caused
Shinji to sit bolt upright in bed. Rei giggled, then whimpered as another
contraction rocked her body.  Rei pulled on a coat as Shinji got dressed and
they headed for the car.

>>>Touji: Eh....

>>>Shinji: Not in the mood Touji..so keep it to yourself.

>>>Touji: Damn..good one too.

 Rei occasional gasped as she was with yet another
contraction, but it was nothing compared to what she had suffered in her EVA. 
As they sped down the road toward NERV central that was now converted into a
Hospital and research area,

>>>Shinji: If that isn't the most odd thing I've ever heard of...

>>>Rei: What did they do with the guns, eva's, giant cross.

>>>Asuka: Giant white thing, Gallons of LCL.

 Shinji dialed Dr. Maya Ibuki, Rei's adoptive mother
and family physician (The training which she had gotten while working with Dr.
Akagi as well as working as a computer tech.) Maya herself was engages to a man
neither Rei or Shinji had not yet met                (*Author coughs*)

>>>Hikari: What does that mean?

>>>Touji: Maybe he's getting married to her?

>>>Shinji: I think its a cop out, and he doesn't want to make a name.

 and were
going to meet once the baby was born. Maya had Adopted Rei when Gendo had
disappeared and had met his end at the hands (and blades) of his mother-in-law.
That what you get for stealing and losing the daughter of Kenjitsu and Iaido
mistress. 

>>>Touji: What.

>>>Shinji:       The.

>>>Kensuke            Hell.

>>>Asuka/Rei/Hikari: Was THAT!

 "Hello, Maya?" Shinji inquired. A very sleepy Dr. Ibuki was
on the other end of the line. "This better be what I hope it is." She
grumbled. Rei smiled at hearing this comment. "Yes mother, it is
time." She replied euphorically.  "Is that you, Rei? 

>>>Rei: If its not, Shinji-kun has alot of explaining.

>>>Asuka: And a shorter life span.

Yes, I will be
there when you arrive. " Maya murmured and then hung up. They soon reached
Nerv central and a stretcher was waiting for them. They wheeled Rei into the
delivery room while Shinji put on a hospital gown. As soon as this was done, he
was ushered into the Delivery Theater.

>>>Touji: Oh! movie, pass the popcorn!

>>>Rei: If you EVER saw anything REMOTLY CLOSE TO THAT I'D SKIN YOU!
>>> (bear in mind thats normal voice volume for normal ppl)

>>>Asuka: I have to agree.

>>>Shinji: I doubt I'd stay awake.

 Rei was lane out on the delivery table as
Maya was helping Rei delivery her child. Shinji walked over and grasped Rei's
hand. "Shinji, Shinji where are you? Please don't leave me!" Rei
whimpered.

>>>Shinji: I'd never.

>>>Asuka/Rei: 'In state of bliss oddly' we know.

>>>Touji/Kensuke: Odd.

 "It's all right Rei, I'm right here. I'm not going
anywhere." Shinji replied. Rei gave a weak smile at this, remembering the
first time they had been in this position when they were fourteen, mere
children.

>>>TOuji:YOU HAVE A KID ALREADY!

>>>Kensuke: Mega-Playboy!

>>>Rei: I...think you're wrong..I've never given birth.

 That was when they first met, she was very badly wounded and he had
cradled her when she had fallen off the gurney. It was only after that had
Shinji agreed to pilot the Eva. He had piloted, even though he didn't want to.
He had piloted for her, he had saved her from death and he didn't even know her
then.

>>>Hikari: I still get choked up over that.

>>>Asuka: And I still hate that rat bastard Gendo for that.

 That was when she didn't know love, she was merely a tool for Gendo Ikari.
That was when she didn't think she would ever have children, that she simply
wasn't capable of it. She simply existed. Later it had turned out that Gendo had
really put hormonal inhibitors in her medicine

>>>Shinji: That true?

>>>Rei: Unfortunatly no, I take no medication of that sort.

>>>Touji: So?

>>>Rei: I don't know.

 that she took to keep here from
going through the necessary monthly cycle that all human females go through to
ensure the survival of the species. Supposedly he had done this to keep her free
of the original sin (Author's note: I would like to take this opportunity to
that all the women and girls out there for helping our people live on, I salute
you and have the greatest respect for you. I mean no offense. It's just that Rei
did not actually do that in the original timeline and I feel it was a crying
shame that she could not have children). Then had come the day of her wedding,
the wedding to her childhood sweetheart. 

>>>Shinji: Childhood?

>>>Rei: I've not known you that long, that is wrong.

>>>Touji: Hell she just ruined an actual nice moment.

>>>Asuka: She's social inept what did you think?


That day had to quite possibly the
happiest day of her life, she would never forget it. But now was a moment of
truth, another trial she would have to pass in order to truly unite with her
beloved Shinji-kun. Rei then began to push. God Almighty did it hurt,

>>>Rei: If you're eyes are not already closed, doing so now will allow you to keep
>>> your sight.

>>>Eyes shut LONG time ago, Touji/Kensuke: Yes ma'am.

 but she
was used to it and she had an important job to do. She knew the outcome would be
more than worth the struggle she was now engaged in. If this was what it took to
truly unite with Shinji-kun, then come hell or high water she was going to get
through it!

>>>Asuka: I bet you'd pass out in reality, or need drugs.

>>>Shinji: But you cry when you get a paper cut.

>>>Touji: AHA HA HAHAHAHA

>>>Kensuke: Are brave heroin.

 "I can see the baby's the head" Maya reported.
"Rei-chan, you can do this, I'm right here and not even an AT field could
keep me from you. I promise."

>>>Shinji: Well thats a bit much, think it would split me in two.

>>>Rei: One half would fall on my side.

 He kissed her and then a soft cry could be
heard. "Rei, it's a girl."

>>>Touji: NO!

>>>Kensuke: The mega-playboy genes die with him!

 Maya said, tears streaming down her face
with happiness. She was a Grandmother, well an adoptive grandmother, but that
was okay. She was still young and she would now never be alone. She thanked God
that she had lived to see this day. She could still have children of her own and
they could play alongside their niece or nieces and nephews if Shinji and Rei
decided to have more children.

>>>Rei: That looked to painful.

>>>Shinji: Agreed, never wish than either of you?

>>>Touji: If ya gonna talk, speak up so we can all here!

>>>Asuka: I heard and thats good enough 'smiles. chibi-hentai'

 Yes, the future was most definitely looking
bright for Maya Eiko Ibuki.  She took the child and washed it clean of all the
blood and amniotic fluid that was still on her and gave her to Rei.

>>>Hikari: EW! the cord is still attached!

 Rei looked
into the eyes of her daughter, tears of joys streaming down her face and beads
of perspiration from the effort she had used in bring this child into the world.
She had her father's eyes and her hair,

>>>Kensuke: But the kids bald, how can you tell?

>>>Touji: Its Ayanami.

>>>Kensuke: Forgot, so whats the kids job going to be?

>>>Hikari: Thats alot of blue.

 what little there was anyway. Yes, she
was the mother of a truly beautiful child, and now she truly was united with her
most beloved, Shinji, the man she would happily give her life for. But that was
not necessary, for all was right in the world.

>>>ASuka: And who told you that?

>>>Rei: Kami-sama.

>>>Touji: Right now...I'm going to agree with that.

Shinji sat next to Rei and looked
at his new daughter. She was perfect, a complete blend of Rei and himself.
Husband and wife turned to one another and smiled. "Shinji" Rei asked,
"What shall we name our daughter?" Shinji replied, "I name
her...Yohko." Rei smiled and said "That is a beautiful name,

>>>Shinji: Sounds...like an odd name.

>>>Rei: We will need deamon charms.

>>>Asuka: That normal gifts for babies?

 for our
beautiful daughter. Yohko it is."  Maya knocked on the door; "Can I
come in?" She asked politely. "Of course, have a seat." Rei
motioned with her free hand to an empty seat. Rei asked, "Mom, is there
anything you want to tell me?" Maya sighed then smiled, "Your baby is
very healthy Rei, you are just fine. I'm just tired." 

>>>Asuka: Shinji, where were you before Wondergirl woke up?

>>>Touji: Mega-playbody powers GO!

>>>Kensuke: Thats a real player.

>>>Rei: I'll not hurt you...the scene is too good.

She turned to Shinji,
"Shinji, Misato is coming to visit with Hiroshi-kun*. She really wants to
see you." Shinji smiled at the name of the woman who was a mother to him. 
Misato had turned out to be a surprisingly good mother; 

>>>Shinji: How did the child survive the alchohol?

>>>Hikari: Shinji-kun, she'd be smart enough to stop.

>>>That sent a chill down Asuka and Shinji's back: NO!!! SHE'S CRAZY LIKE THAT!

she even had managed to
not drink for the 9 months that she carried Hiroshi inside her. Now that Nerv
was abolished, Misato was now a spokesperson for the Nippon trade commission.
But that was another matter entirely. Shinji had a beautiful baby girl, a
drop-dead gorgeous wife

>>>Touji: Well she'll have  a gut now.

>>>Rei: Silence.

>>>Asuka: Fat girl!

 who was absolutely crazy about him and was now employed
in Kensuke's computer firm. Rei's book on her experiences as an Eva pilot was
selling like beer at a pretzel convention. Things were most definitely looking
up. Just then, little Yohko started to cry. Rei cradled her up closer to herself
and gently hushed her until she went back to sleep.    Shinji smiled at seeing
this, "Yes" He thought, "Rei is going to make a wonderful
mother"


			The End. 

* In this version: Remember when Misato and Kaji spent the night together in
episode 19 or 20 and Kaji gave her that pill? The pill works 99% percent of the
time. It does however occasionally fail. Hiroshi is the result of this incident.
Also, Misato did not tell Kaji he was the father and they eventually broke up.


(end mst)

Touji: Sucks Misato got pregnant.

Kensuke: Had to happen sometime, how many kids you think Shin-man will have?

Touji: Way to.... I need to go..NOW 'runs before Rei can get him after jumping
off shinji's lap and chasing him out the door'

kensuke: Not chasing your guy class-rep?

Hikari: Not this time 'gathers her things' call me when you rent another movie, ok Asuka?

Asuka: Sure thing

Hikari leaves taking Kensuke with her.

Rei: So...

Shinji: what?

Asuka: don't you want to ask us something?

Shinji: Um..hungry?

Rei/ASuka sweatdrop: Never mind, we're all going out to eat, you're treat.

Shinji: 'I think I'm in big trouble.'

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mst author notes.

well, how you like it? good i hope he he
not many marriages in eva dome is their?
Well we see Hikari now is in the running for
are dear ikari, mainly for something darkscribes is cooking
up, I can't wait :)

well ja-mata

zentrodie (zentrodie@secondimpact.com)

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