Standard dislcaimer
Yo! all waz up? not much here just same as usual.
this fic is a lemon...so..young'uns go away
and as for lemon msts, its not the usual assamble
but a specialized version :) hope ya like it.
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Shinji: Did you two realy need to take so long, or buy so much stuff this is heavey!
Asuka: Quit whinning, we got some of it for you 'winks at him' isn't that right?
Rei: I am in agreement.
Asuka: To bad Hikari got so nervous and left.
Rei: If those others left than it is no problem.
Shinji:What are you two talking about...last store you went into was that
'Victoria...something'
Rei: Its a secret.
Asuka: That was so funny send you to the pun-itenshery.
Shinji: Not any better.
Shinji opens the door the the apartment 'they're getting along well today
wonder what happend.'
Shinji: Touji..Ken..guys still here? T.V.'s still on.
Asuka: Stooges...ruined my mood.
Rei: They better have left that tape.
Shinji: After those one movies..thought you two agreed not to watch them.
Rei: Not force you to watch them.
Asuka: And a lil hentai like you couldn't resist could you 'smiles lightly and lightly
smacks his head.'
Shinji puts the bags down and enters living room: Hey..they passed out...and..ew
their noses are bleeding.
Asuka: That better be all, if not I'll skin them alive!
Rei: Agreed with are rank in Nerv we could escape punishment.
Asuka: WHY DON'T YOU EVER CHANGE YOUR TONE OF VOICE!!
Shinji: I'll put them in my room...what the hell did they watch? 'drags the two
prone males to his room and shuts the door'.
Asuka: Hurry up baka the movie's starting.
Rei: We don't want you to miss any of it.
Shinji: 'If the others knew any of this, I'd never hear the end of it' Why do you
two always order me around?
Asuka/Rei: Only way to get you to do anyting now hurry.
Shinji: 'Maybe I was wrong with this..but it may be to late now, joins them on the
couch'
Asuka: Rember baka, don't tell anybody bout this, we'll have to 'punish' you
'looking him over as if sizing him for a whip'
Rei: It would be unpleasant to have to explain this to higher authority.
Shinji: Sorry 'turns on the movie' no fighting this time please!
Rei/Asuka: Depends on the context.
Shinji: Should have known.
(begin mst, look for >>>)
Love Has No Boundries Even Within Disaster
>>>Shinji: What about death?
>>>Rei: Or nuclear fallout?
Author Notes- Disclaimer, I do not own Neon Genesis Evangelion, so DON'T sue,
but if I did, Asuka and Rei would be ALL mine!
>>>Asuka/Rei: We already belong to another.
>>>Shinji: Over my dead body.
*WARNING* this story is a lemon,
so this story contains sexual and coarse language content, so if your under 17
get the *HELL* out of here!
>>>Shinji: Well that means we have to turn it off right...right?
>>>Asuka: You know better than that by now 'smiles preditorily'
>>>Rei: You tried it before and it didn't work.
(Even though people between 13-17 read these
anyway).
>>>Shinji: I bet kids younger than that rented it.
>>>Rei: It does seem to have alot of wear and tear.
Please R&R! Now on with the lemon! This is my first, so it maybe
OOC.
"Love Has No Boundaries Even Within Disaster"
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*Shinji's Dream*
>>>Asuka: Hentai already.
>>>Shinji: I don't dream like that!
Shinji is sitting in front of the TV at the apartment, watching a pretty good
documentary on the discovery channel,
>>>Shinji: We don't get the discovery channel in japan!
>>>Asuka: Do in Germany, kinda boring,you'd love it.
when suddenly Rei and Asuka sat on eitherside of him on the big couch.
>>>Rei: That couch is smaller than this one.
>>>Asuka: Well we did upgrade it.
>>>Shinji: You two broke the last one after that Toili fight so what else
>>> could we do?
He looked at Rei then to Asuka and they looked at
him with a look of pure desire.
>>>Asuka/Rei: At times.
>>>Shinji: I'm NOT THAT PERVERTED!
>>>Asuka: I'm not so sure.
Asuka and Rei in synch both got up and
positioned themselves in front of Shinji, facing him. Shinji looked at them with
wide eyes. Asuka made a slow movement and started to unbutton her shirt, just as
Rei was doing the same.
>>>Shinji: Not like you, you just tend to move as if the world was going to end.
>>>Asuka: I'm running out of shirts.
>>>Rei: I dislike the fact that the 2nd needs to be their.
>>>Asuka: BITE ME!
>>>Shinji: Hey...its just starting..so please?
Once Asuka's shirt was fully unbuttoned, she let the
shirt fall to the floor leaving only a blood red
>>>Asuka: ALWAYS RED, WHY!
>>>Rei: Those boys would say the devil wears red.
>>>Shinji: I...kinda like it.
bra barely covering her firm
breasts. While Shinji was fully taking advantage of this moment he concentrated
on Asuka's breasts,
>>>Asuka: And you said you weren't a hentai.
>>>Rei: I feel abandoned.
because he always wondered what Asuka's looked like. In the
corner if Shinji's eye he saw Rei sliding her skirt down passed her knees, then
she took them off and threw them to the floor, leaving only white silk panties
covering the lower half of her beautiful body.
>>>Rei: Thats better.
>>>Asuka: Like hell, like anything you own isn't covered with dirt and grim.
>>> white my ass.
>>>Rei: No, you blood doesn't leave your skin pale.
>>>Shinji trying not to pay attention....to ANYTHING 'how did this happen?'
Shinji: W...what are you doing ?!?!
>>>Asuka: You are dense...to dense sometimes.
>>>Shinji: No, just not used to women throwing themselves at me.
>>>Rei: It would hurt if you didn't catch me.
>>>Asuka: He didn't mean literally...sheesh.
Asuka & Rei (whisper): Giving you your birthday present early.
Shinji (shocked): But...but...but.... but.....
>>>Shinji: I wanted sdat tapes.
>>>Asuka: Out of money?
>>>Rei: I think you would rather have that as a present.
Before Shinji could spit out the rest of his sentence, the 2 girls finally
finished their little "striptease" so then the rest of their clothes
just fell to the floor leaving the beautiful duo,
>>>Asuka: Holy stupid one-liners batman.
>>>Rei: The director realy did like to prolong things.
completely naked in front of
Shinji. He looked at both of them, trying to hold back a nosebleed. His eyes
scrolled all over their bodies, making sure he got every last detail.
>>>Asuka/Rei: Admit it.
>>>Shinji: NO!
>>>Rei: Please?
>>>Asuka: 'making puppy dog eyes' pwetty pweese?
>>>Shinji: 'I am such a wimp..can't take either of those.' I'm a little hentai.
Shinji
looked at Asuka's face, she was smiling, not the kind of smile she gave after
another one of her insults, but one that actually showed that she was happy. He
faced Rei and noticed her cold facial expression,
>>>Asuka: HA! you don't even change in his dreams!
>>>Shinji: But..this isn't one of my dreams.
>>>Rei: I do smile then?
>>>Shinji: Yea..no..I mean....shit.
but if you have seen Rei
enough times, like Shinji has, you could see a hint of a smile on her lips. Rei
walked up to Shinji and got on both knees in front of him, then Asuka did the
same.
>>>Rei:I dislike pedicures.
>>>Asuka: He better be giving us shoulder rubs..or...this will get ugly.
>>>Shinji: I'm for shutting if off..how bout you...um...please wipe the drool
>>> off your faces when you say that 'man, I realy need to think about this.'
Rei & Asuka: I want to be with you for all eternity!
Asuka: Shinji I love you!
Rei: Shinji please make love to me.
>>>Shinji: Right to the point.
>>>Asuka: What?
>>>Rei: You actually stating your emotions.
>>>Asuka: No..he meant YOU saying something that didn't end with yes commander.
>>>Shinji: 'Why do they make me sit between them...they'll kill me!'
Shinji: This can't be real! (To himself:) This is impossible, not in my wildest
dreams have I imagined something this.....this....this......real.
>>>Asuka: Well it is a dream so you're an idiot.
>>>Rei: Dreams are your subconscious mind speaking its desires.
>>>Shinji: Um...but if its not MY dream its not my desires right?
>>>Asuka/Rei: Could have fooled us.
Asuka got up and leaned close to Shinji to give him a kiss. They got so close
that her breasts were rubbing against his own chest and then he felt Asuka's
hand slowly moving up his leg.
>>>Shinji: Normally about this time you smack me.
>>>Rei: That is correct, why not do it now and leave.
>>>Asuka: How about you take a sync test!
Finally her hand rested on top of his crotch and
started to play with his penis and he began to get hard.
>>>Shinji: Isn't that a bit vulgar?
>>>Asuka: What did you expect from your wet dreams lil' hentai.
>>>Shinji: 'I can't believe they still call me that anoying pet name'
>>>Rei: But is is technically correct, lil' hentai.
Asuka stopped playing
and she broke off the kiss and sat beside him silently.
>>>Rei: In America in the late 1990's a woman uses scissors at a time
>>> like that.
>>>Asuka: Woman power.
>>>Shinji took that time to pale...alot!
Rei took this as her cue
and she slowly moved up to his pants. She unzipped his zipper.
>>>Asuka/Rei: Hello!
>>>Shinji blushing: Do we have to watch these things...realy?
>>>Asuka/Rei: Yes, and be quiet.
She took out his
hard penis and she took him into her mouth.
>>>Rei: You have interesting dreams Shinji.
>>>Shinji about to faint: I can't believe I still let you two talk me into this.
>>>Asuka: You know you love it.
Shinji had only let out a little moan escape his lips. Asuka noticed his love's
pleasure, so she took his hand and guided him to her chest.
>>>Asuka: Not like you'd know what to do by yourself anyway.
>>>Rei: If this is like those other movies he just hasn't started.
>>>Shinji: I'M NOT A MASTER OF ALL THINGS SEX!!!
>>>Asuka/Rei: What have you been watching?
She put Shinji's
hand on one of her breasts and moved his hand in a massaging motion with made
Asuka jump from the new sensation.
Rei was sucking and licking his cock so much that Shinji was about to cum.
>>>Shinji: Ok...I think thats just vul
>>>Asuka: Get over it, this isn't Shakespear you know
>>>Shinji: Now who's the 'lil hentai'
>>>Asuka: You are, just in denile.
>>>Rei: WE should be taking notes.
From
the new found pleasure he was thinking, Shinji moved his hand away from Asuka's
and without being forced he started to massage one of Asuka's breasts while
nibbling softly on her other breast's nipple.
>>>Asuka: Hannable lector himself.
>>>Shinji: 'looks at the the girls with their apt attention on the screen, begins
>>> to try and escape'
>>>Rei: 'putting one hand on his shoulder' you're staying.
>>>Asuka: 'Putting hand on other shoulder' its not easy to escape us.
Shinji: This feels so good! (To Himself:) Why am I doing this, from all the lust
I'm feeling, I'm not able to control my actions anymore.
>>>Shinji: So they made me a big sex crazed maniac?
>>>Rei: Sounds pleasurable.
>>>Asuka: When in Rome.
With that last thought he suddenly shot his cum into Rei's mouth. Rei sucked the
last remains of cum off of Shinji's dick.
>>>Shinji: I feel so...embarised.
>>>Rei: No...if anybody it is me.
>>>Asuka: Before I'd have to kill the director..but now..kinda funny.
She pulled away when another wave of
cum shot right into Rei's face. Asuka noticed how Rei's face was covered in
Shinji's cum, so she took her free hand and wiped off most of Shinji's essence.
>>>Rei: She stole his soul, you are of a demonic race.
>>>Asuka: Ew...what are they doing to ME!
>>>Rei: Making you accurate...now at least.
>>>Shinji: Why you two watch these.
>>>Asuka: Need to get you in the mood somehow.
>>>Shinji: WHAT!
>>>Asuka/Rei: Nothing.
Rei used her own hand and wiped off the rest of it. Shinji finally got his full
vision back
>>>Shinji: What does that mean?
>>>Rei: That when you do that action you lose partial vision.
>>>Asuka: Odd.
and saw that Asuka and Rei were both licking the cum off their
hands.
Asuka: Now that we have tasted your essence Shinji.
>>>Shinji: You're going to kill me..only viable option left.
>>>Asuka: Or put you in a jar for future use.
>>>Rei: I dislike jars..or glass tanks...or tang.
Rei: We shall become one.
Asuka: Mind
Rei: Body
Asuka: And soul
>>>Rei: But didn't we eat his soul?
>>>ASuka: Oh come on, you didn't understand that?
>>>Shinji: Hell I didn't understand it.
>>>Rei: So you must be the biggest hentai of all of us 2nd.
>>>Asuka: Wha..hell with you!
Rei: Make love to us Shinji, you must, for so your destiny as well as ours will
be fulfilled.
>>>Shinji: What a sorry destiny that is.
>>>Asuka/Rei: What did you say!
>>>Shinji: WHAT I MENT WAS, sex is no basis for a destiny.
>>>Asuka/Rei: But love is.
>>>Shinji blushes 'they know how to manipulate me so well'
The shock at the thought of having sex with Rei and Asuka made him want to do
what he always does, runs.
>>>Rei: That seems rather odd considering what just happend.
>>>Asuka: You just don't want to do any work.
>>>Shinji: I'd have ran the second both of you stood in front of me.
>>>Rei: 'mental note, tie down Shinji before plan'
He jumped back causing the couch to flip over and
leaving Shinji on the ground with his feet in the air. Rei and Asuka leaned over
and looked down at Shinji.
>>>Asuka: Baka.
>>>Rei: That was pointless.
>>>Shinji: My luck never has been any good.
The second he noticed they were walking around the
couch to get to him, he rolled over, got up and sprinted to his room as fast as
he could. He got to his room, whipped around and quickly closing his door.
>>>Asuka: You suck! this was getting good and you RUN!
>>>Shinji: Normal for me.
>>>Rei: You are not playing fair.
He
leaned against the door with most of his weight in case Rei and Asuka tried to
get in. He was really tired from what just happened not to mention he just ran.
He let out a sigh of relief, but was cut short when he noticed a shadowy figure
in the corner of his darkened room.
>>>Shinji: It was Kami-sama and he was PISSED.
>>>Asuka: Your fault for not poppin the question first.
>>>Rei: Likely answer.
>>>Shinji: And you two desiding to 'jump' me is normal?
>>>Asuka: Yeah, supposed to be you that jumps us but we got tired of waiting.
Shinji (Scared): Who's there?
>>>Asuka: Your backbone, and he's realy upset.
>>>Rei: This is not going to be enjoyable.
>>>Shinji: I fear for my safty.
The shadowy figure walked into the light that was showing through the crack of
Shinji's door that he forgot to hold closed. It was Eva 01, it was roughly the
same size as Shinji except a little taller.
>>>ASuka: What.
>>>Rei........The.
>>>Shinji..........:hell.
>>>Rei: 'Why must Yui interfere'
Shinji: Who, what, where, how..........?
>>>Shinji: Why when their all done.
Eva 01: In this form you know me as Eva 01, I shall show you my other form to
help you fully understand.
A cloud of smoke appeared and then the shape of Eva 01 disappeared from within
the smoke, but in the smoke another shape emerged. The shape of a women, a women
that looked very familiar. Shinji gasped and said...........
>>>Rei: Get out of my room.
>>>Asuka: Open the door for me.
>>>Shinji: HIDE ME!
Shinji (Whisper): Mother? (Author Note: For those who didn't know Shinji's
mother was absorbed into Eva 01 so that's why Shinji's mother had taken the form
of Eva 01)
Yui: Yes it me, my son.
>>>Asuka: Maybe it would be good for him to pull his pants up now?
>>>Shinji: Mother...me...looking like that...I wanna die!
Shinji: I thought........but you were absorbed into Eva 01, how could you be
alive?
Yui: I am alive in spirit, mind, and heart.
>>>Shinji: And oddly in body right now.
>>>Rei: The commander would be so upset...serves him right.
Shinji: Why are you here, mother?
Yui: I have come to you to give you advice.
>>>Shinji: What!
>>>Asuka: I like your mom.
Shinji: Advice? What is it that you wanted to tell me that was important enough
to be appearing to me?
Yui: The ones called Asuka and Rei, you care for them.
>>>Shinji: What type of odd dream is this!
>>>Asuka: Man you dream of your mother?
>>>Rei: What is so odd about that?
Shinji: Yes I do, they are my friends and that's all.
Yui (smiling sweetly): You can't fool me, my sweet Shinji, since you
synchronized with us (Author Note: "us" means Eva 01 and Shinji's
mother since they are one being). I have been in your mind and your feelings
towards them are quite clear. One you love and the other you want to be with to
feel comfortable and safe,
>>>Rei/Asuka: HE LOVES ME!
>>>Shinji: How could I let a friend do..do..THAT!
>>>Asuka: Realy GOOD friends?
though I can not tell you which one you should
choose. Only you alone can make this decision, I only want to warn you that your
feelings towards these girls must be let out so that they will know. Now I must
go, remember what I have told you my son, remember.
>>>Rei: Yui can be good for something.
>>>Asuka: Now open that door and DO something.
>>>Shinji snorting: With that look on your face don't you mean someone?
Yui slowly fades away into the darkness. Leaving Shinji once again all alone.
Yui (With Asuka's voice): WAKE UP BAKA!! WAKE UP!!
>>>Shinji: Now that is scary.
>>>Asuka: EW!
Yui fades away and is completely gone.
Shinji: MOTHER!
>>>Rei: Never say that to her again, it feels wrong.
>>>Shinji: I feel dirty.
>>>Asuka: Its your own fault.
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*Home*
Shinji wakes up suddenly, he whips his arms forward and grabs a hold of whatever
he first touched hoping it was his mother. He opens his eyes.
Shinji: Mother?
>>>Shinji: I feel a lot of pain already.
>>>Asuka: Can't expect to let that one slide.
He looked up with hope in his eyes that it was his mother, but instead, he saw
Asuka. All Shinji first saw of Asuka was her luxurious red hair that glistened
in the sunlight, but then he looked at her face. A face that could only be
described as a look of shock and anger.
>>>Rei: And rage.
>>>Shinji: It peals the paint of the wall, really handy.
Shinji pondered what would make her look
this way, then he remembered he had something in his hands, before he looked he
gave whatever he had a squeeze.
>>>Asuka: Of course, lil hentai has to cop-a-feel.
>>>Rei: I feel left out again.
>>>Shinji: Man..this is not good for my health.
They object or objects were soft, curiosity got
the best of Shinji so he looked at what was in his hands. He stared at Asuka's
face, and then he slowly moved his eyes down her neck, further past her
shoulders, then looked on with shock.
>>>Rei: Take your hand away from the electrical socket.
>>>Shinji: That could cause that look on her face.
>>>Asuka: This has changed alot hasn't it.
His hands had grabbed a hold of Asuka's
round and luscious breasts!
>>>Rei: YOu seem to like adjectives and breasts in this movie.
>>>Asuka: Well at least he has the mind to pick the best ones.
>>>Shinji: I'm going to die.
>>>Rei: Size isn't important.
>>>Asuka: Only tiny 'makes hand gesture' people say that.
>>>Rei slaps Asuka across Shinji: You flant yourself to much.
>>>The fight now began lightly with Shinji the battle field...well at least
>>> taking most of the abuse until they realized what they did to him.
>>>Rei/Asuka: After I'll take you down.
Once he took a minute to fully take in what he had
just seen and done, only one thing that Shinji could say at a moment like this.
Shinji: EEEEP! (To himself) I am so dead!
>>>Shinji: EEEEP! is I'm going to be killed by an Angel EEEEEEEEEEEP! is ASuka.
He let go, but he wished he hadn't, but from fear of death he let go. Asuka
jumped to her feet. Clenched her fists tightly, when Shinji saw her hands he
cringed in fear.
>>>Rei: You may be needed Kami-Sama after all.
Then her hands let go and went flat. Shinji thought he was
safe, but.......*SMACK* Asuka slapped Shinji in the face with all her strength
which sent him flying out of bed and landing on the floor at the other end of
the bed.
>>>Shinji: HuH?
>>>Asuka: How many sides does your bed have?
>>>Rei: Fell through the crack against the wall?
Asuka: Y....you....you....HENTAI! MEIN GOTT!
She stormed out of Shinji's room, cursing in german at the top of her lungs. She
ran to the kitchen to grab a soda to calm her down. She sat down and started to
drink.
>>>Shinji: Soda in the morning?
>>>Rei: You will lose all your teeth Second.
>>>Asuka: I'll get Metal Dentures and bite your jugular wondergirl.
In Misato's room, she has just heard either the sound of a gun being shot off or
by mistake Shinji pissed off Asuka.
>>>Shinji: Oddly enough, you're smacks are louder.
>>>Asuka: I can't help being so...powerful 'purrs lightly and leans into him'
>>>Rei: No need for that, or you'll get declawed and a rabis shot.
She slowly got out of bed, but with a major
hangover taking over her senses getting out of a bed was a difficult task. After
about 20 minutes she finally got dressed and headed to the kitchen, to the
children, and most importantly, to the BEER!
>>>Asuka: After beer, its us. then the rest of the world.
>>>Rei: Katsuragi-san has issues.
She turned the corner and noticed
how Asuka had 3-6 empty cans of Soda all over the table. Misato knew she was
gonna need a beer for what Asuka had to say, so she when to the fridge that was
fully loaded with beer. Picked up a can of beer and sat down with Asuka.
>>>Shinji: You mean the first fridge?
>>>Asuka: She just woke up, she'll hit the other 2 later.
To herself: Uh oh, Shinji must have gotten Asuka pissed off, cause the only time
she drinks pop is to calm her down when she is angry. Poor Shinji. (Misato:)
What's with all the noise?
>>>Rei: A good dream ruined, where am I?
>>>Asuka: Tastefully out of the picture.
>>>Shinji: Looking for my lower jaw?
Asuka: I went to wake Shinji up for school.
Misato: Did he wake up?
Asuka: Yeah and the hentai grabbed my breasts!
Misato almost choked on her beer then spit it out.
>>>Asuka/Shinji gasp: She...she WASTED BEER!
Misato (Coughing): What!? If….if you're out here and Shinji isn't here
then.....OH MY GOD! You killed him, didn't you? Shinji!
>>>Shinji: No...you'd keep me alive awhile longer to torture me.
>>>Asuka: Only what you deserve.
Asuka: No I didn't kill him, even though he deserves to, death would be better
than facing the wrath of Asuka Langely Soryu!
Misato: Why didn't you kill him?
>>>Shinji: Misato-san...
>>>Rei: She seems not to care to much doesn't she.
Asuka: It his birthday so I'm gonna let him get away this time. That way I don't
have to get the baka a present and what better present then touching the breasts
of the most beautiful and most popular girl in Tokyo-3. (To herself:) Also it
felt pretty good, at least he's good for something.
>>>Shinji: And the hentai is?
>>>Rei: What about my present?
>>>Asuka; YOu don't get to give him one, so back off.
Misato: Well where is Shinji then? (To herself:) Mine are bigger than yours.
>>>Asuka: At least mine are REAL!
>>>Rei: To everybody else that doesn't mean a thing.
>>>Shinji: 'Now their talking about THAT! and they say i'm the hentai.'
Shinji walked out of his room, Misato turned around in her chair and took a look
at his face with disbelief. On the left cheek of Shinji's face was a red mark
and a small cut where Asuka slapped him. Even though he was in a lot of pain, he
was still able to get dressed for school in record time.
>>>Shinji: Escape plan #20 ignore pain and flee.
>>>Rei: That could snap your neck if not careful.
Misato: Oh my! Shinji look at the cut, that must of hurt.
Shinji (Rubbing his cheek): No it's okay, barely feel a thing. (To himself:) Of
Course it hurt!
>>>Shinji: Misato-san isn't always the ...brightest bulb in the box.
>>>Asuka: I'd say she had a dimmer switch.
Asuka walked up to Shinji and pressed her index finger hard into the cut. Shinji
tried to hold back, but he let one single tear roll down his cheek.
>>>Rei: Bitch.
>>>Shinji: Thats cruel.
>>>Asuka: Yeah, shouldn't call me names.
>>>Shinji: I meant you on screen..that looks so...so...ouch.
Asuka: SEE!? He is still a little wimp. Doesn't hurt, my ass!
With that she walked over to the door and headed for school, but on her way out
she slammed the door as she left. Shinji decided to take the hint and headed for
the door also and off to school Shinji went, alone.
>>>Shinji: And Misato-san said....
>>>Asuka/Rei: Nothing.
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*School*
Shinji is sitting in class with Touji and Kensuke before class and Asuka is
talking to Hikari at the other end of the classroom.
Touji: You what?!
Kensuke (Smirking): I didn't know you were having your way with Asuka?
>>>Shinji: Odd way of putting it, but yes I do get smacked.
>>>Rei: But mine are better.
>>>Asuka: Prove it 'smirks.'
>>>Rei winds back to smack Shinji but stops: Hey.
Shinji: I'm not "having my way" with Asuka. It was an accident.
Touji: Yeah right Shinji, it's an "accident", like the time you tried
to kiss Asuka while she was sleeping.
>>>Shinji: I TOLD THEM THAT!!
>>>Asuka: That still floors me, can't even kiss a girl in her sleep.
>>>Rei: Its because he has taste.
Shinji (Blushing): Exactly........I mean, I never kissed Asuka, what you talking
about?
Touji (Smiling):"......."
Kensuke (Smiling): You're blushing, that means it MUST be true.
>>>Rei: Untrue.
>>>Asuka: You blush so much I think your part plant.
Shinji: Okay, how did you know in the first place Touji?
Touji: Hikari heard it from Asuka, then Hikari told me.
Shinji: Oh. Can we get off this topic, I'm not in the mood.
Kensuke: Yeah, well lay off. We might bring this little story up, for black
mail. So how does it feel to be turning 15 today?
>>>Shinji: It is the most awe inspiring day of my life...BAKA it feels
>>> just the same.
>>>Rei: BLack mail...could work.
Shinji: The same as usual, all it is to me is another day.
Touji: So what time is the big party?
Shinji: It's around 6:00pm and it's only going to have a few people.
Kensuke: Who?
>>>Rei: You, me and its at my apartment.
>>>Asuka: No thats your FUNERAL!
Touji: Probably Asuka, so he can get her all alone in his room so he can grab
her breasts again.
Kensuke: Or maybe the mysterious Rei Ayanami, but I'll bet they will do more
than just touch.
>>>Rei: Why not?
>>>Shinji: THose two never change.
>>>Asuka: Those two are idiots..and I'll peal their eyes out for watching this.
Touji: Yeah if he doesn't pass out from a nosebleed with Rei or before he gets
killed by Asuka.
Touji (laughing): He couldn't get close enough to Asuka to do it, unless if she
was asleep
>>>Asuka: Not even then.
>>>Rei: We already know that.
Shinji: Okay okay, enough. You know.....you guys don't have to do or bring
anything for the party.
Touji (curious): Why?! What's wrong with us helping?
>>>Shinji: Last time they "helped" it was just hiding a camera in Misato-sans room.
Shinji (nervous): Nothing, it's just the last time we held a party you guys
hired a stripper to jump out of a big cake.
>>>Shinji: It was a small one person cake too.
Kensuke (smiling): Yeah, that was one hell of a party. Hey Touji remember when
the stripper gave Shinji a lap dance and he fainted for the rest of the night?
>>>Asuka: HEY how did they even hire a stripper?
>>>Rei: 'looks at the screen, I got paid and had a fun time'
Touji (laughing): Yeah that was hilarious. That was cool when he was passed out
and we put a condom that we soaked with water near his bed and he thought he had
had sex with the stripper.
Shinji (Angry): You two were the ones who did that?
Kensuke: Yup!
>>>Asuka/Rei: Yeah..they did it 'look at each other' huh!
>>>Shinji: I'm not hearing this..I AM NOT HEARING THIS
Shinji hit Kensuke and Touji in the back of the head for that prank. Shinji had
a flashback of the dream and looked towards Rei. She was staring out the window
and doing nothing more. It was as if physically she was here, but here thoughts
are somewhere else.
>>>Shinji: What do you think about when you do that?
>>>Asuka: Yeah what do you think about?
>>>Rei: Movies...like this one, but without you 'looks at the red head'
*Now at the other end of the classroom*
Hikari: He what?!
Asuka: You heard me, the Hentai grabbed my breasts.
Hikari: Maybe he did it by accident.
>>>Asuka: They way he did it...if so..he's a natural.
>>>Rei: You don't seem so upset by it now.
>>>Shinji: My face still hurts though.
Asuka: Maybe. (To herself:) I know he did it by mistake, when would that
spineless baka ever get the courage to grab me? The strange thing is that I
actually like to see how Shinji blushes and gets nervous when I tease him about
things like this. How could this be?
>>>Shinji: You like causing me pain 'looks down'
>>>Asuka: You're to emotional you know that 'gives him a peck on the cheek'
>>> back chibi hentai.
Hikari: So you going to Shinji's birthday party?
Asuka: Yeah, I was wondering if you wanted to come, cause I don't want to be
alone with the 3 stooges all night.
Hikari: Sure I'd like to come to the party.
>>>Rei: Why must the class representative follow you everywhere?
>>>Shinji: I wonder that too.
>>>Asuka: Somebody needs to carry my thing when your not around.
Footsteps echoes from outside the hallway meaning Sensai would be here any
second now. The students went running between rows, jumping over seats, shoving
their own classmates to get to their desks. Then everyone was where they should
be when the Sensai arrived. Hikari did the stand, bow, and sit command so the
class would start.
>>>Shinji: She likes that feeling of power too much.
>>>Rei: You don't need to look so intently.
>>>Asuka: 'slaps him' can't please one person why look for a THIRD!
Sensai: Okay children, we will be continuing our discussion on the second
impact. The second impact was believed to start the...........
Asuka to herself: Why do I feel this was about Shinji he is just another boy.
Just another hentai who only wants to go out with me so they can get laid.
>>>Rei: You're the only one that is thinking about that.
>>>Asuka: Um...its well.
>>>Shinji: If you didn't cover your emotions so much.
>>>Rei: To bad you drop that when you're alone with him
>>>Asuka: Be better if you would go too but do you...HELL NO!
For
some strange reason I feel differently with Shinji, I insult other people cause
that's what I think of them, but with Shinji, I insult him for another reason I
can't figure out at this time. Wait a minute, could I Asuka Langely Soryu be in
love with Shinji Ikari................?
>>>Shinji: Well this story did change.
>>>Asuka: As odd as it sounds it is true..but can't choice who ya love.
>>>Rei: That is true...Shinji-kun, you're lucky
>>>Shinji: I am..but you two can be a MAJOR handful.
TO BE CONTINUED
-Will Asuka figure out about how she feeels about Shinji
-Will the party be a night to remember ffor Shinji
-Read the next chapter of "Love Has No BBoundaries Even Within Disator"
to find out!
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*Okay that was the end of my first chapter. Hope ya enjoyed, if ya didn't, it's
my first fan fic. Of course I just had to skip from easy fan fic writing to the
hard lemon writing. Please R&R. Well the next chapter called "Party of
Disaster", it's already planned out so expect, comedy, disaster, panties,
and of course the characters of Neon Genesis Evangelion. JA NE! *
(end mst)
Asuka: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
Shinji: We have our 'act' and you two and these movies...you're about
too kill each other so much.
Rei: Well even though I agreed to this, I dislike seeing you with 'looks at
Asuka' that.
Asuka: Thats it, I'll KILL ..shit.
Touji: Wha..your back already, shit didn't get to watch that movie.
Kensuke: We..fell asleep after you left..weird.
Shinji: 'What did they do to them?'
Rei: 'I forbid them from seeing me like that' it was destroyed, to bad.
Asuka: Yeah, tuff shit.
Touji/Kensuke: Ah MAN!!
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mst auther notes
yo, hope ya liked it, mind if i ask for reviews if ya read it
i'm told i have a fan-base, but i don't know, and i want ta know
what type of eva fan i have as fans, rei supporters, asuka supporters
shinji will never have a g/f supporters what?
i'm not a fan of lemon's..actually i realy dislike them, as you can
tell my reading. I bash um good :) well comments welcome
as well as requests
zentrodie (zentrodie@secondimpact.com)