Special Disclaimer!

Hello again, chapter 2 of the only Anime Haven exclusive.

I still don’t own any part of the original fic…nor Eva…or even Ranma ½

Hope you like the fic…hope you comment on it…and I hope you give me some requests.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Misato: Mana, what are you doing here?

Mana looking at the ongoing fight between Rei’s: I just got an odd feeling that I should be here.

Misato: Well come in, we’re celebrating the Rei’s birthdays.

Rei III: I will NOT share a birthday with her! I’ll take the day I was released!

Rei II: Fine, I will not argue about this with you, it is illogical.

Asuka: Why?

Rei II: I feel the same way, arguing against oneself is pointless.

Asuka: Ah…

Misato: ‘Come on Ritsuko hurry up…I don’t want to drink alone today.’

Hikari: We have about a half hour before the foods done, what should we do now?

Rei III: Cooking…so illogical.

Rei II: Just because you failed at it, doesn’t make it illogical.

Asuka: You can’t cook either.

Mana smiles: You guys are always good for a laugh, so where’s Shin-chan?

Asuka: We sent him away, girl’s party.

Mana: Oh…well I guess I could stay for a while.

Hikari: Oh before I forget I have a gift for you Ayanami ‘smiling and handing Rei II a gift.’

Rei II sets into the box again tearing paper to millimeter squares: Cloths?

Hikari: Figured you could stand for a change.

Mana: Can only stand that School uniform for so long.

Phone suddenly rings and Misato rushes to get it.

Mana: So what were you doing?

Asuka: Watching Misato’s gift to Rei.

Rei II: It may prove to be our only solution…as the scale doesn’t seem to be shifting.

Hikari/Mana: Really?

Rei III: Tell us more.

Asuka: Why don’t we just watch the second part, it’d be easier than telling it.

Misato walks back into living room: Sorry guys, I have to run. Ritsuko’s car broke-down so I have to pick her and Maya up.

Hikari: We’ll save some food for you.

Misato: Um…and don’t go into my room ok?

Rei II: Why not Major?

Asuka: Hey didn’t Shinji leave a gift?

Misato: ‘Dear Kami-sama help him,’ He did…but it’s still in my room. Have to wrap it first.

Sitting in a box in Misato’s room, Shinji: ACHO! ‘somebody must be talking about me.’

Asuka: Baka…

Mana: Take care Major, we’ll save you some food.

Rei III: You are not lying to us about your destination are you?

Misato: LYING! What would I be lying about?

Rei II: You could be going to find Shinji.

Misato: ‘Not a bad idea, to bad he’s here’ well why don’t you have somebody come with me?

Asuka/Mana/Rei II: Send her! ‘point to Rei III.’

Rei III: Fine, when I find him I will find out his gift.

Rei III and Misato leave to pick up the other two party guests leaving the others to the video.

Hikari: Can we start it?

Asuka: Yeah, but be warned it gets a little graphic.

Mana: Would expect nothing less from you or Misato.

Asuka: Har Har Har ‘puts tape 2 in and hits play.’

(begin MST, LOOK FOR >>> YA HEAR!)

RAMEN 2

an Evangelion fanfic

with Ranma 1/2 elements by EeL (TOH Ee Loong)

>>>Mana: What was that?

>>>Asuka: I think it’s the directors name.

Neon Genesis Evangelion is owned by the people at GAINAX.

English translation rights and distribution in the UK belong

to ADVision.

>>>Rei II: I have not heard of AD Vision, is that a type of history?

>>>Hikari: Or is it like 20/20 vision?

Ranma 1/2 is belongs to Rumiko Takahashi,

copyright Shounen Sunday and Shogakukan in Japan

and Viz Entertainment in North America and Western Europe.

BACKGROUND

This is the sequel to my very first fanfic, Ramen. The

exogenous shock of a popular Ranma fanfic device, passion

spice,

>>>Mana: Passion spice? That’s your answer?

>>>Asuka: Just wait before jumping down our throats.

>>>Rei II: I doubt we could get Shinji-kun to digest an aphrodisiac.

has been introduced into the Eva universe - the consequences of which are explored in this fic. You should be at least passingly familiar with 'Ramen' to fully enjoy this. Previous work of mine is archived at

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~toheel/

* WARNING/STANDARD PRODUCT DISCLAIMER *

>>>Hikari: Should I call the lawyers now?

>>>Asuka: Better wait, Nerv did seem to license this.

Spoilers! You have been warned.

>>>Rei II: A new refrigeration unit could prevent such spoilage.

This is technically not a lemon but has a strong lemonish tinge.

I think the terminology for this kind of fic is 'lime'.

>>>Mana: Damn it! I want a lemon!

>>>Asuka: Keep that up and well douse you with cold water.

Names used have been arranged as they appear in native Japanese and Chinese usage. That is, family name in front. It drives me crazy when I still get letters addressed to Mr Loong. Revenge will be mine one day. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

>>>Rei II: He seems deranged.

>>>Hikari: And you want us to take advice from him?

Anyway, on with show...

* * *

"Ikari... we have a problem," declared NERV Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki Kouzo.

>>>Mana: What else is new?

>>>Rei II: The nature of the problem.

"It's not about the pilot of Unit 01 again, is it?" asked Gendou, elbows on desk and hands folded just under his nose. The Gendou Position (TM).

>>>Asuka: Well partially.

>>>Rei II: They abused the patent on the pose, lawyers will be needed after all.

"Actually it involves all the pilots," smirked Ryouji Kaji. Katsuragi Misato groaned as she slapped her hand onto her forehead.

"How so?"

>>>Hikari/Mana: Yeah how?

>>>Asuka: If baka did something stupid more than just the three of us will be entered into this.

>>>Rei II: No, remember LCL acts as a sterilzation agent.

"Well, a picture says a thousand words..." sighed Akagi Ritsuko, pressing a button on her remote. An image was projected from the tactical display before the assembled NERV top brass. It was labeled NERV Intelligence Surveillance A01A.

>>>Rei II: Miss Hokari, Kuramitsu, you will need to be terminated after viewing.

>>>Mana/Hikari: WHAT!

>>>Rei II smiling a tiny smile: I believe that is called a joke.

>>>Mana/Hikari: I think I wet myself.

Rei, Shinji and Asuka were at school. Rei was glomping Shinji - with the faintest hint of a smile.

>>>Rei II: I can smile that much?

>>>Mana: What the hell happened!

That meant that she was VERY happy. Shinji looked like he was overwhelmed by panic. Asuka was beet-red,

>>>Hikari: And that means she’s going to ‘beat’ somebody.

>>>Asuka: Only sometimes.

mouth wide in the process of swearing loudly in German, as she smashed her book bag onto Shinji's head.

Commander Ikari's eyes widened ever so slightly.

>>>Rei II: Surprizing.

>>>Asuka: He actually showed some reaction, I’m scared.

"More seriously, it's had some effect on our training program..." reported Misato, who having a bad hair day.

>>>Rei II: I fail to see any difference.

>>>Mana: That’s because to you, if you’re hairs on your head it’s a good hair day.

>>>Rei II: And?

>>>Hikari: Well, normally people don’t like having hair standing out in every direction.

NERV Operations Log 4D92 came into view.

Unit 01 was running. Very quickly. Its hands were clasped over its head. Its jaw hung slack in mid-wail.

>>>Asuka: So it went crazy again, what’s new?

Unit 01 was followed closely by the outstretched arms of Unit 00 as the sky-blue Eva tried to get its hands on the Purple One. In hot pursuit was Unit 02, a huge progressive axe raised over its head.

>>>Hikari: I don’t know what’s worse, an overly possessive Ayanami or Asuka’s reaction to it.

>>>Mana: I’d say ‘C’ what would happen if either one caught him.

Gendou grew a large sweatdrop. But since it was behind his head, nobody saw it.

>>>Girls: I saw it.

>>>Rei II: If Gendou sweatdrops and nobody sees it, did it really happen?

>>>Asuka: No zen questions Wondergirl.

"No damage from this incident. We cut off the power to Unit 02 and then to Unit 00 before anything serious could happen," reported Ibuki Maya, clipboard raised over her mouth to save on animation effects.

>>>Asuka: Damn Nerv cut-backs.

>>>Hikari: What’s next, fewer costumes?

>>>Rei: No, less material in the plug-suits.

>>>Mana: Boys or girls?

>>>Asuka smiling wickedly: Boys.

>>>The others smile and shake their heads in agreement.

"A noticeable side-effect is that Shinji has taken to hiding in the entry plug of Unit 01, mostly to catch up on his sleep," continued Maya. NERV Operations Log 2A90 appeared.

>>>Hikari: Why can’t he sleep at home…Asuka?

>>>Asuka: Well mainly due to extracurricular activities.

>>>Rei II: His body looks as if it needed a recharge.

The image was bisected. On the left was a picture of Ikari Shinji in the entry plug of Unit 01. He looked exhausted and was fast asleep. On the right was Unit 01 berthed in the Seventh Cage, the entry plug still sealed securely inside the Evangelion.

>>>Asuka: Coward!

>>>Rei II: ‘Mental note- learn the Magi commands for plug release.’

On the gangway, Soryuu Asuka Langley and Ayanami Rei waited. The former was tapping her right foot in impatience,

>>>Mana: Is their any other Asuka?

>>>Hikari: Don’t ask that question.

the latter was seated calmly in front of Unit 01 and was having a staring contest with Unit 01. Unit 01 looked like it was losing.

>>>Rei II: I hate losing.

>>>Asuka: If you can stare out that window all day, I’ll bet you’d stare down Unit-01.

"Shinji is such a lazy kid. Major Katsuragi, you should discipline him," reprimanded Ikari Gendou sternly.

"Oh, don't be so hard on your son," laughed Kaji. "It's not his fault." NERV Special Invesigations 40539 flashed onto the screen.

>>>Asuka: It’s his FATHERS!

>>>Mana: I don’t like the way Misato would discipline him.

>>>Rei II: Her last act was to hug him tightly…that was for a minor offense, if that trend continued…

It was Shinji's room. Moonlight flooded into the room from an open window. Rei, dressed in a black version of her plug suit (Meow!), was climbing through the said window.

>>>Hikari: Wow…doesn’t leave much to the imagination.

>>>Asuka: Bet Chibi-hentai would love that.

>>>Rei II: I will ask the doctor to make it for me.

For added effect, her figure was silhouetted by the full moon. (Fly me to the moon, and let me...)

>>>Rei II suddenly does a hand stand and spins around.

>>>Hikari: Um, Ayanami what are you doing?

>>>Rei II: Whenever I hear that song I cannot help myself.

Shinji was cowering in his bed. His legs folded up to his chest. He held the bed sheets close to his bare chest.

>>>Mana: LOSE THE SHEETS, LETS SEE WHAT ELSE IS BARE!

He also seemed to be whimpering into Asuka's left arm which was locked around his neck. The German redhead was next to him, all the naughty bits appropriately censored.

>>>Hikari: ASUKA!

>>>Mana: NO FAIR!

>>>Rei II: Is Shinji-kun whimpering because of me or the oppressive 2^nd’s head lock?

Her vocal chords were given another workout as she waved a chair leg in an effort to keep Rei at bay. Misato stood at the entrance of the room, hands over her ears, trying unsuccessfully to calm things down.

>>>Hikari: The great communicator.

>>>Mana: How many chairs have you broken?

>>>Asuka: Today or in total?

"I assume, of late, this is the cause of your rather frazzled demeanour, Major?" asked Fuyutsuki.

"Actually I thought it was because her fourteen year old charges are having so much more of a life than her," interjected Kaji, grinning very smugly.

>>>Rei II: Performing such acts is considered a life?

>>>Mana: A sex life.

>>>Rei II: Is that good?

>>>Mana: ‘Personally I don’t know…but’ I think so.

Misato looked daggers at him. Her eyes nearly bulge out of their sockets at the next image.

In the photo Shinji is shown to be kneeling, back towards the lense.

>>>Mana nosebleeds: Look at that behind!

>>>Hikari blushing: What did you two do to him!

>>>Rei II/Asuka: Ate ramen.

Before him, Rei stands to his right and Asuka to his left.

The former is dressed in a white translucent negligee over a white lacy teddy. Just visible are the tips of the little-bitty silver-trimmed sky-blue wings on her back. A golden halo hangs over her head - how it stays there, no one is quite sure. A tiny benign smile completes Rei's outfit.

>>>Mana: Rather skimpy outfit for an Angel isn’t it?

>>>Rei II: Shinji-kun seems to approve.

>>>Mana: That he does…

Asuka, on the other hand, sports a very stripped down version of her plug suit. Mounted on her head, in addition to the ever-present neural interface nodes,

>>>Hikari: Do you EVER take those off?

>>>Asuka: Why should I?

>>>Rei II: They collect bacteria very easily and will cause early hair loss.

>>>Asuka promptly tosses said connecters to the floor and her hair falls down.

are a pair of small red horns. Her spiked tail seems to have a life of its own. She sports a full-toothed grin, a predator savouring the terror of her prey.

>>>Asuka: Times like this make me glad I’m not a vegitarian.

>>>Mana: Perfect vision of a devil, maybe those stooges were right.

>>>Hikari/Mana: ‘What could I use…’

"Oh my," said Maya, a hand poised daintly over her lips.

The next image flashed onto the screen.

Shinji is butt-naked - hog-tied and gagged, he lies on his stomach.

>>>Mana tilts her head: That’s what I want for my birthday.

>>>Asuka: Get in line.

Asuka has her booted foot planted on his back as she waves her spear in the air. She appears to be wearing some sort of armor made from lots of strips of black and brown leather and metal studs, complete with leather-strip skirt.

>>>Hikari: Must have been a very sadistic dress maker.

>>>Rei II: Many animals must have died for its completion.

Her face is adorned with war paint and slung over her back are a bow and quiver of arrows. Think Asuka - Warrior Princess.

>>>Asuka: I E EI EIEIEIEIEIEIE

>>>Hikari: Some trophy you gathered.

In the picture, Rei is behind Asuka. She stares placidly the whole scene, apparently having lost the chase this time. She is decked out in a yellow crown/tiara, tight-fitting striped top and gridle in the colours of the American flag.

>>>Mana: AMERICAN!!

>>>Asuka/Hikari: TRAITOR!

>>>Rei II: I lost the catch?

Fancy outlandish boots adorn her heels. Wonder Woman without her invisible plane. Or rather, WonderGirl.

>>>Rei II: Is that what you mean when you call me that Asuka?

>>>Mana: You had a lasso why didn’t you use it!

"Kaji-san, I think we get your point," noted Fuyutsuki flatly.

"What is the cause of all this?" asked Gendou.

"The MAGI estimate 2,368 factors ranging from psychological stress to changes in the weather," reported Hyuuga.

>>>Mana: So it’s not based on emotions?

>>>Rei II: It is, just the MAGI are obsolete pieces of trash.

>>>Across town Ritsuko screams for apparently no reason: GO TO HELL!

"Which really means... we don't really know," admits Ritsuko.

>>>Rei II: That must have been very hard for her to admit.

>>>Asuka: Like pulling teeth.

"From what we have observed, all this started after the night of the defeat of the Tenth Angel. The only things out of the ordinary were that the Commander praised the pilot of Unit 01..."

>>>Mana: That man can actually say words of praise?

>>>Asuka: Bet he didn’t even mean them.

"Damned. There goes my reputation," thought the Supreme Commander of NERV.

>>>Hikari: So he isn’t an evil, cold hearted, meglomaniacal, murdering, pig of a man?

>>>Asuka: Oh no he still is, just now he’s a wuss too.

"...and that Misato treated the pilots to dinner," finished Ritsuko. Everyone else except Misato, Kaji and Gendou, gasped in shock.

>>>Hikari: How can she afford dinner, isn’t she in debt to the Yebisu company?

>>>Rei II: No, she paid that debt with pictures.

"Oh, come on, guys, it was just ramen. I'm not Tendou Nabiki, you know," retorted Misato. Everyone in the room, including Gendou, trembled at the memory of the bill from Tendou Corp.

>>>Rei II: Nerv severed ties to that Corp.

>>>Asuka: Almost had to change name from absolute terror to Akane Tendou

The bill for the rush repair of Unit 01 after its maiden battle was enough to bankrupt a medium-sized nation. NERV was above the law but it quietly paid up.

>>>Mana: Why not crush them?

>>>Asuka: How can they make us pay…I mean if we fail doesn’t the world die?

There was, of course, the matter of those compromising photos of Dr Akagi and Commander Ikari, the embarassingly college shots of Misato and a certain boyfriend, dominatrix fantasies from Maya's diary,

>>>Mana: Ritsuko and the commander?

>>>Rei II: I always knew she was a sick woman, just the depths of the sickness were not known until now.

the taped remarks from Fuyutsuki to Ikari Yui about an unpleasant Rokubungi person...

"Blood samples from the Children AND Major Katsuragi revealed the presence of a powerful substance that affected their brain chemistry.

>>>Hikari: Hormones?

>>>Rei II: In a sense.

From the spectra-analysis, the effects should have been temporary so we have no idea what is responsible for the continued misbehaviour of the Children.

>>>Rei II: We enjoy it?

>>>Asuka: People have feelings?

The trace elements were also too faint to try and formulate an antidote, even with the MAGI's processing power," said Maya.

>>>Hikari: Sounds like the MAGI are nothing but an overgrown calculator.

>>>Rei II: The great legacy of the Akagi family, a worthless 25 ton paper weight.

"Why haven't we gotten hold of the ramen stall holder?" questioned Gendou.

"It has proved a little more difficult than we thought," said Fuyutsuki, handing over the hospitalisation bills of the entire NERV Intelligence and Security Bureaus.

>>>Rei II: That would include his cosmetic surgery.

>>>Asuka: What he have done?

>>>Rei II: Ask Akagi.

"Kaji-san? I think we need your expertise," ordered Gendou.

>>>Mana: He wants Kaji to strip?

>>>Hikari: Flirt with any and all girls present?

"Right."

Kaji left the platform and subsequently returned five minutes later, tucking his handphone into his back pocket.

"Well?"

"Just give me fifteen minutes."

"Zankoku na tenshi..."

"...shounen yo shinwa ni nare...

>>>Girls: STOP SINGING THAT SONG!

What!?" asked Gendou defensively as he finished humming a little ditty to pass the time. The stares were immediately retracted.

"Ohhh... I just like the Director's Edit version better, that's all," replied Aoba. Everyone face-faulted.

>>>Rei II: Why do I have the feeling I’m floating again?

>>>Asuka: Me too…odd.

>>>(Sorry but come on…isn’t that opening a bit odd?)

As the NERV crew recovered, ALERT signals filled the display screens. INTRUDER DETECTED.

"Security breach in the Geo Front!"

"An Angel!?"

"Pattern analysis is Green!"

>>>Hikari: What’s that mean?

>>>Asuka: Its after the one thing NERV can’t give, MONEY!

"Whatever it is, it's moving fast!"

"All personnel go to first stage alert!"

"We have a breach in the main shaft."

"Seal off Central Dogma."

"Eva status?"

"The Children are being airlifted from school. ETA 4 mins."

>>>Asuka: Time for fun in the helicopter?

>>>Mana: Trying for membership in the Mile-High club?

"Fast. Too fast! The armour plates are giving way!"

"It's heading straight for Central Dogma!"

"It's heading straight for us!"

"Evacuate Central Dogma!"

"Roger. Evacuate. All personnel evacuate. I repeat. All personnel evacuate!"

"Kaji! Why are you just standing there!?"

>>>Hikari: He’s scared shitless?

>>>Mana: Heart attack?

The side wall of Central Dogma exploded as a purple blur moved through the gap and bounded up the control tower.

>>>Mana: Unit 01?

>>>Asuka: Misato after she’s drank the last beer in the house?

The blur approached the NERV command staff and rapidly began to resolve itself into a Chinese woman with long purple locks who was carrying two metal delivery cases, they were embossed with the words 'Nekohaten'.

>>>Hikari: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>>Asuka: What’s wrong with ‘Nekohaten’?

>>>Hikari: THOSE BASTARDS! They ran our family diner out of business!

"Who Ryouji Kaji?" asked the intruder.

"Here," waved Kaji, giving his best smile.

"Eight orders of deluxe ramen. Here bill," replied Shampoo as she took Kaji's payment and began to serve each of the bewildered command staff.

>>>Rei II: Who will pay for the damage?

>>>Asuka: Nobody seems to care that 16 levels of steel have just been ruined.

"Hey, didn't I just visit your stall last week?" asked Misato who was already tucking into her ramen.

>>>Rei II: Kaji is trying to replicate the prior experience?

>>>Asuka: All those old people in a room…like that…ew.

Shampoo looked at the purple-haired NERV tactician.

"Ah, yes. Good taste in hair color. You bring one boy with cute butt,

>>>Mana: Does anybody not think he has a cute butt?

one gaijin girl

>>>Asuka: I am only 3/4 gaijin!

and one albino Yui/Lilith clone?"

>>>Rei II: Her tone made it sound like a bad thing.

"Speaking of which, Shampoo-san, we have a small problem..." said Kaji as he flashed the previous clips again for Shampoo's benefit. "Could you help us?"

"Aiyah. No problem. Passion spice wear off after it take effect."

"Then why are they behaving like that if it's worn off?"

>>>Hikari: They’re corrupting Shinji-kun?

>>>Asuka: Didn’t look like it was very hard, ‘wonder if we can order some of that ramen’

"And people say Shampoo bimbo.

>>>Rei II: Because with your cooking style and choice of cloths you appear to be one?

Is easy! Passion spice creates opportunities and bring down emotional barriers -like Lance of Longinus pierce Absolutee Terror Field.

>>>Asuka: It followed by pain like those damn lances?

>>>Rei II: Only first time, or so I’ve been told.

Hearts become open. All things possible. People realize that all things possible. Freedom and power is terrible responsibility."

>>>Mana: Vitamin C deficiency in men?

>>>Rei II: Shinji-kun will need to drink more orange juice.

"Then there's no way to reverse it?"

"Why reverse? Boy looks like he could use female loving.

>>>Girls: DAMN STRAIGT!

>>>Rei II: If we could only convince him of that fact.

>>>Asuka: In time…he will succumb…oh yes he will!

Make up for cold horrible father.

>>>Girls: GO SHAMPOO!

Anyway, two girls chase one guy not really problem. Should meet Ranma."

>>>Rei II: If it were only two.

>>>Mana/Hikari: Not are fault!

"..."

"Okay. Shampoo go back now."

"Please wait a moment, Shampoo-san," Gendou finally spoke, with a glint in his eye. "I think I have an idea."

>>>Asuka: Don’t listen, he wants your soul!

>>>Mana: So he’s going to turn Shampoo into a pawn too?

* * *

"Ikari... what is on your mind? Will you betray SEELE?" mused the old man.

Suddenly the door to the room exploded as it was kicked down. A familiar Chinese woman stepped into the room with her metal canteens.

"Who Ki-i-ru Ro-re-n-zu?" asked Shampoo, reading from a piece of paper.

>>>Rei II: SEELE is going to have an interesting meeting.

>>>Hikari: And an expensive one to boot.

The Chairman of the Instrumentality Project Committee was too shocked to respond with words. He made do by raising his hand like a schoolboy.

"Twelve orders of Super Duper Extra Special Deluxe Tendou Ramen. Here bill."

"Did you say... Tendou?"

>>>Hikari: And they’ll be paying for that until the next millinia.

>>>Mana: I doubt that.

>>>Hikari: You’ve never dealt with the Tendou’s before…my estimate may be too lax.

* * *

"Thank you, it's been good doing business with you too, Ms Tendou."

Gendou hung up his phone and assumed the Position (TM).

>>>Mana: For a kick in the balls?

>>>Hikari: For the prison shower?

>>>Asuka: To be stepped on by Unit-01?

"I take it all has gone accordingly to plan?" asks Fuyutsuki as he sweeps all the tiles from the board.

"Yes, Tendou Nabiki has confirmed receipt of the first installment from SEELE. They are technically bankrupt now. So much for the Eva-05 series. Of course, we get a small cut..."

"How small?"

"Ohhh, about 3%."

>>>Rei II: How much will that be Hokari-kun?

>>>Hikari: Well with that 3% I think you can make those Eva-05 series.

Fuyutsuki gasped.

Under his hands, Gendou grinned a huge Cheshire cat grin even though he was sure that he forgotten about a certain small detail.

>>>Hikari: What was that?

* * *

"Shinji-baka-kun!"

"Ikari-kun."

"Ack!"

"Mine! He's mine! Let go, Wondergirl!"

"Help!"

>>>Rei II: I am glad they forgot.

>>>Asuka: He’s going to make such a nice…

>>>Hikari: What was that Asuka?

The End.

Completed 30 Sep 98.

This fanfic is dedicated to my faithful pre-readers,

Li Lip Khoon and Tan Leng Huei.

Comments and criticism are most welcome!

(email: toheel@singnet.com.sg)

(end MST)

Mana: Great husband and lover I mean LOOK AT THAT!

Hikari blushing: Mana you say such…such crude things.

Mana: I know what I want, and by looks on your faces what you want.

Asuka sporting another nosebleed: Good thing he isn’t here right now.

Rei blushing deeply after viewing the last scene: I concure he would have to have a very strong defense.

Hikari: Lets go eat and we can sneak into Misato’s room and see what Shinji got you.

Rei II: Yes, it is best to take our minds off such matters at this time.

Asuka: What you make?

Hikari: Cake!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mst Author notes

So let them eat cake!

I know it’s a lil perverse but it follows my standard lemon/lime msting protocol

I still don’t care much for those type of fics so I tend to have the msters act lil odd during them.

As for out of character, I think I developed the fact that are lovely ladies and gentleman actually do care GREATLY for each other and a certain amount of physicality is expected in any relationship…but as you have noted (maybe) Shinji is lax in applying the needed amount resulting in pent up emotions.

I don’t know a great deal on that matter first hand but viewing my bro’s after a few weeks of…pent up feelings they tend to obsess, even my sister was a lil vocal about her needs for a while. I’m just glad I don’t have such worries. Well hope you liked the mst and any and all comments are wanted and appreciated.

Zentrodie (zentrodie@secondimpact.com)