The Yellow Dart Clearly the answer is peanut butter, my dear boy! Not only can you make a fabulous peanut butter and honey sandwich with it, but you can make a plain ol' peanut butter sandwich! Or, there's always my personal favorite of sticking a knife in the jar, and licking it right off! Quite unhealthy, y'know, but you can feel the protein as you swallow it. And DON'T forget peanut butter cookies. MMMMM MMMMMMM AKA BOB!!! JELLY cause it has a million more uses, such as on toast, in a sandwich, smearing on your brother's face, as toothpaste and as deodorant!!! The Yellow Dart Yes my good AKA, but can you make Jelly cookies?!? (well I guess you could... uuuggghh...) ... I think I'm going to invent peanut butter & jelly deodorant ... Rancidspam I think that Peanut butter can kick jellies butt. Peanut butter has a million and fifty-two thousand uses... but what can you do with jelly??? The answer: Eat it with peanut butter!!! The Random Spotter PB vs. J- Jelly's my fav. Yah, Peanut butter's healthy and all that, but Jelly is WAY more healthy! 'Cause it's made after a fruit, ya know, and fruits are WAY better than meats, because you need more of fruits each day and all, so therefore it would be healthier to have more jelly than peanut butter. Jelly also tastes sweet! Not that tacky PB that makes talking a chore, and alas, even sometimes glues teeth together! So, in finality of conclusion, I will go on and on listing reasons why Jelly is the king: -Jelly on toast! -Jelly up your nose causes less problems than PB up your nose. -Jelly is more comparative to 'Toe Jam' while PB is more alike a certain form of waste. (ahem) -Jelly can be used as WD-40 solution -peanuts don't taste good alone, must be salted or butterfied, while Jelly in it's natural form (fruit) always tastes great! -Jelly is always smooth and slick, but peanut butter sometimes has to be chunky and sticky. (not the type of description I'd like to hire a Secret Agent) -Jelly comes in a variety of flavors! -you can see through jelly, and it shines more than PB. -Jelly can almost replace finger jello. -Hot, crossed buns taste greater with Jelly on them. -90% of ants in every anthill prefer Jelly over PB. -Old jelly doesn't give me headaches like old PB does. -Jelly doesn't have as much cholesterol as PB. -Peanuts can have little Santa Clause heads if you open them just right... wait-a-minute... Scratch that last one. -I'd rather bathe in Jelly than Peanut butter. -Jelly's got that lovin' feelin'. -jelly can improve your grip on things. -Jelly is made easiest homemade (and tastes great!) -Jelly smells better than PB. -"It (jelly) just tastes better" -Jelly starts with J, also the first letter of my name. -Jelly is short and easier to type than Peanut Butter. -Jelly can be sucked through straws. -jelly can be thrown with much ease. -Jelly is not nicknamed after any kinds of medicinal shots, like the "Peanut Butter" shot.