That is the question…
Well, this is the website of The ReBELS, a band from Toulouse, France. According to themselves, they play “Rock’n’Roll de merde” (crappy rock’n’roll) and the words of the songs, as the rest of this website, is in French. If you’re on this page, I presume that French is not your language, but don’t bother learning French specially for that, ‘cause anyway you wouldn’t understand the slang, the stupid humour and the private jokes.
Yes, the ReBELS are stupid, but they don’t care because they are the greatest band in the universe!! They fuck the universe in the arse!!! And they fuck you as well, you stupid twat!!!
Excuse them; they have this bad habit to be very rude…
Anyway, if you’re a friend of us from abroad, thanks for wasting your time on our website, come to France to see us live, or better: organize a gig for us in your town!!! We could stay at your place (and shag your sister!!).
If you’re here because you’re the unfortunate victim of one of our mail bombing action, sorry…
but take a look around anyway!!!
If you’re here by accident, after you clicked on a random link somewhere (which is quite unlikely), well, welcome on the ReBELS website!!!
As you probably don’t understand shit of what’s written,
here’s a list of the most “interesting” pages:
-The Family Tree: an historic of the members (with big members) of the band, their previous bands, the story of the ReBELS, the other bands who toured with them and all that kind of stuff… (maybe you’re there somewhere…)
-The songs: if you can get someone to translate for you…
-The pictures: you can admire our glamorous stage outfits
-The Guest-book: to leave us a little message ;)
-Dpa Records: our label, with a lot of other cool bands
and I don’t think you can understand the rest…
If you really have time to waste, you could translate this page in your language (if it’s not English or French or Spanish) or, and that would be really cool, translate our hit-single “Rebel Rebel” in your language!!! If you do so, we’ll send you a CD (we just recorded one!)
e-mail: the_one_and_only_rebels
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