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*Shot of girls in the background,wearing short, puffy dresses and high heels "dancing" with Clay who's trying to get away*
*Hiead is in front trying to smile in different poses*
*Reporters voice booms as all goes on*

"Need a little spice in your life? Need a hot guy to be with? Or did you see a girl who is in desperate need of another man? Then call us here at 1(800)-Hiead-ME! All guys have been "pre-screened" and "tested" by the founder and owner of the company, Hiead Gner!   *Shot of Hiead still trying to get his smile and pose right*
His "partner" and personal little toy, Clay Fortran, takes very accurate notes on all the testing.

What do the tested guys think? Here's one that was tested only 10 minutes ago! What do you have to say?
*Picture turns to a guy who is all hot and sweaty, catching his breath*
"It's great. Hiead really knows what he's doing. But,(panting) if only he wasn't so rough.."

*Screen goes back to dancing girls, struggling Clay, and a "smiling" Hiead*
"Well, let's hope he catches his breath. Now, let's talk to Hiead's personal partner, Clay Fortran."
*Moves toward the dancing girls*
"Clay, aren't you ever jealous, you know, with Hiead doing what he does? And doing it well?"
*Struggles to get away from girls*
"No, not at all. It makes good money,and he always gets with me at night to make up for all those other guys he's screwed, so it's all good."
*Is engulfed by dancing girls*
"Well, there you have it, 1(800)-Hiead-ME, is the perfect business for the perfect time!
*Little song*
*Hiead in front still trying to smile*