| "Can't Touch Me" (a.k.a. "The Bump") |
| Policeman: Hey that's aganist the law, you're coming with me! Peter: Can't touch me! Can't touch me! J-J-J-Just like the bad guy from Leathal Weapon 2, I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue. I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street. I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sisters teet. Can't touch me! You can't touch me! Mayor Adam West: What in God's name is he doing? Peter: You can't touch me! Cleveland: I believe that's the worm. Peter: Stop, Peter Time! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt. Light a fire, then pee it out. Don't like it? - Kiss my rump! Just for a minute lets all do The Bump! Can't touch me! Yeah do the Peter Griffin Bump! - Can't touch me! I'm presidental Peter, interns think I'm hot. Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot. I've been around the world, from Hartford to Bombay. It's Peter, go Peter, yo Peter, I'm so Peter, let's see Regis rap this way! Can't touch me! Except for you, (points to woman) you can touch me. |
| Do "The Peter Griffin Bump" everyone! |
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| This Song Can be Heard in the Episode E. Peterbus Enum |