| The Theme Song! |
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| Lois: It seems today, that all you see, is violence and movies and sex on tv. Peter: But where are those good old fashioned values, Both: on which we used to rely? All: Lucky there's a family guy; lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us Stewie: laugh and cry! All: He's a family guy! |
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| "Laugh and Cry!" |