SCENE I:

This chapter is the birth of the guyver. We start by seeing a truck driving along a lane.

Driver: Hey maaan.....You’re on the run, right?

Man: No…..I'm trippin' an I don't want the drugs squad to catch me!!

Inside the truck.

Driver: Make ya a deal.....I’ll take ya anywhere ya want.....for a fifty-fifty split!

Man: What you babblin’ about?

Driver: Don’t play dumb. You hold onto that bag a little too tight......you carryin’ drugs!!

Man: No. I mean yes I am, and you ain't havin' any.

Driver throws the man out of the truck and stamps on his face.

Driver: Try to be nice, and I get nothin’ but attitude! Now give, little man...if you don’t want me to blow the horn.

Phill: PARDON?????

Three round objects fall out of the mans bag.

Driver: Huh...?!? WHAT THE...?!?

A shadow of a half human figure looms behind the driver.

Driver: Listen dude.....just what kind...

An enormous monster stands behind him poised to attack.

SCENE II:

A group of high school students are talking while they wander around their school.

Student#4: ...It was so gross!

Student#1: No you are!! Anyway the guy’s flesh and bones were all mashed up.....like an

upset dealer or somethin’ had got to him...

Student#2: ...? What d’ya mean??

Student#1: You know...last night.....that truck driver...deader, and uglier, than hamburger!

Student#2: Oh, that.

Student#1: Wait! There’s more!

Student#3: What…you're boring me enough already...anyway isn’t it about time we headed home??

Student#4: Let’s stop by the cafe first, man and try and get a deal!!

A voice calls out.

Person: Yo, Sho!

Student#2 turns to look. A pretty young girl stands behind him fuming.

Girl: Ohhh...just as I thought! Getting off your face again...and with the student council meeting about to start!

Sho: Oh...not that again. Sorry...gotta run, guys! LATER!

Girl: honestly...

Student#3: Mizuki Segawa’s one tough pain in the…erm…ya know…er…gal, eh?

Student#4: Child-hood rehab buddies.

Student#1: Mizuki and Sho...?!?

Student#4: She’s the council VICE-person...and he’s the taste-tester. Talk about blow your mind-ville!

Student#3: By the way, speaking of Mizuki.....I hear she’s got a lot of stuff for council chairman Makashima.

Student#1: I guess Sho can give up fantasising about that filly!

SCENE III:

Student council room

Sho: Sorry we’re late.

Chairman: Glad you could get your head out of the pink clouds and join us. We’ll start with a report from the treasurer.

SCENE IV:

A van drives past the school and towards the forest. A man speaks through a radio to a group of men dressed in blue and white uniform who are in the back of the van.

Radio: The escaped Test subject was reported in this area last night. I repeat, The recovery of the "units" is of the utmost importance.

Driver: All clear...no sign of people. Okay! Let’s go!

Radio: Recover the "Units" by any means available.....and eliminate the test subject!

The hitch hiker is standing in the forest

Hitch hiker: Gotta stay on my toes.....those Chronic men’ll be edgy over the loss of their treasured "units." But this little surprise.....will give me the last laugh.

He sets a bomb as suddenly a Chronic soldier emerges from the bushes followed by, would you believe, the rest of them.

Chronic soldier#1: We’ve found you.....you damned guinea pig!

Hitch hiker: GUINEA PIG?! DO I LOOK LIKE A FLINKIN GUINEA PIG?? ANYWAY, YOU DID THIS TO ME!! AND I’LL MAKE YOU PAY!! I MEAN I'LL KILL YOU!! I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY!!

With this he transforms into the creature that killed the truck driver. A soldier steps forward.

Soldier#2(to other soldiers): Stay back. This will be ugly!!

He transforms into a big green monster (not the Hulk) with a single horn (or spike) protruding from his forehead. He rushes forward and they engage (engage?? what kind of word is that) in a handhold.

Phill: This is too much!! They will be dancing with each other next!!

Green monster(Gregore): FOOL! Do you think a crap EXPERIMENT like you can defeat MY training?!

Hitch hiker: Do you mean I have to fight your training and not you?? Please make sense!!

Gregore crushes the other monsters’ arms.

Gregore: I slice ‘em...I dice ‘em...I make lasagne out of them….I have my tea….I have my cocoa and go to bed…..errrrrr……I mean….I INSECTISIZE ‘EM!!

After all of that I realised that it would just take too long so I will explain the rest in brief (no not in briefs).

The bomb goes off and the guyver units are thrown far and wide and long and high and inside out. Sho finds one of the units and activates it. While Sho has fallen into the lake with a pink elephant on him, Tetsuro gets attacked by Gregore. The Guyver jumps out of the water and attacks Gregore. The Guyver grabs Gregores head and crushes it to bits. Sho regains consciousness and looks at the scared Tetsuro. He realises he has had a bad trip and screams making the Guyver just disappear from him.

Sho: Just what was that thing?

To be continued…

© 1999 Phill. Enterprises

With thanks to my brother Neil Rowlands who supplied the original script for me and you can visit his web site for more Guyver stuff at http://www.oocities.org/Tokyo/Flats/1569

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