1st Cereal

We Shall Use The Trojan Bunny

Based off one of the most glorious movies ever made, Holy Grails has what you need to get through the day. Created by the world renowned Hayes Foods Inc. Holy Grails gives the consumer all the daily materials needed to succeed. By combing together truths, lies, hand grenades, a brave sir knight, flesh wounds and a mere scratch, Holy Grails presents itself as the greatest cereal ever. If this is not enough to sell you, attempt the life or death riddle of your favorite color?

Best Cereal on the Planet voted by
those Aged 1-99, December 2008
Brand
Unique Audience
Composition
Unique Audience
Holy Grails
100%
1,000,000
Ninja Flakes
4%
1,000,000
Shooting Stars
3%
1,000,000
Rudert Flakes
2%
1,000,000
ROFL Flakes
1%
1,000,000
Source: Hayes Foods Inc.
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Created by Zachary Hayes, 2008
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