~*-Quizes I've Taken-*~

What movie do I belong in?

Fight Club!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Which Dysfunctional Care Bear am I?
Stoner Bear
Stoner Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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insane bear do you sleep at nite or do you get frigtened by the
turkeys hiding under your bed? you are clinicly messed up in the head. but thats okay! cuz crazy people rock!!!

**which dysfunctional care bear are you?**
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What Is My Animal Personality?
What Is Your Animal Personality?

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Which happy bunny am I?
cute but psycho
you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You're
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse

which happy bunny are you?
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Which flock do you follow?
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you are
you are a ram's head mull w/ wheels!

Which Weird Ebay Auction Are You?
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You are a banana! Good job, captain obvious.

which rejected character are you?
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Which Family Guy character are you?

Zach is a radioactive squirrel!!

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I am Diarrhea .
Diarrhea's are by far the most humorous of all the shits going for the big laugh at all costs. From fart jokes to slapstick humor Diarrhea's are know for pulling out the stops when it comes to shits and giggles... though Diarrhea's do have their down sides.. And like the sad clowns they are, Diarrhea's are actually dying inside and prone to suicide and even murder...
What Kinda Shit Are You?

Garbage.......don't tell me they just said Garbage......DAMN IT I missed the day again!
( DAYS SO FAR: 2 )

"The bright Llamas play crocket on a sweet autumns day." (c) Zach
"Crap on my face if you must, I still won't take your shit!" (c) Zach
"Love is like a fart, it pains you to keep it inside, but it pains others to let it out in the open"
"When you understand this you will know the meaning of everything associated with life"* *what is this? No one really knows. (c) Zach
"The world has so many things to offer, teach, take away and hide. Give it time....there are a lot of people for only one world to teach." (c) Zach
"...you say the cloths I wear are out of style... how do you classify style?...by what people are wearing these days?...Who are you to judge?...What if the cloths I am wearing right now are the next trend setter?" (c) Zach
"The deeper you research something, the possibility of you getting lost increases.....you come up with your own conclusion to this statement" (c) Zach
"Hey look this server is like your mom, always goes down" (c) Zach
"Wow this parking lot is just like your mom, you have to wait for everyone to pull out" (c) Zach
"I dont want to die, i really dont, but if you think about it, the beauty of life is amplified by the fact that it ends" (c) John
"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday" (c) John
"Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" (c) John
"Waffle Iron.....we do not iron waffles?" (c) Zach
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (c) Ben Franklin
"Milk and coookiees, milk and cooookieeess, i know that Steve like oatmeal! here ya go Steve" (c) Jesus on Conan O'Brien Show
"We're going to go to mass again ma, see how jesus is doin'... then we come home all whaaaaaaaa" (c) Conan O'Brien Show
"We acquire a taste for people like we do for foods, if we dont like it we dont like it, but then again some foods we didnt like before we turn out to love now" (c) Zach
"Why should you change for one person, when you know there are others who love you just the way you are" (c) Zach
"Oh My God, Get It Off Me, Sweet Jesus, It Burns!" (c) The Onion (Zach's Horoscope)
"I pay small critters to blow loads in my face" (c) The Capn'
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" (c) Buffy51484
"I rescued this burning baby and now I have burning baby all over me" (c) Cheech and Chong
"My rose is nunning" (c) Zach
"If i dont have a soda ill run out of gas! then who will fight off the paper clip people!" (c)Just Shoot Me
"Did he suck the small critters dry already??" (c) John in reference to The Capn'
"I may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but I can still make a pretty picture." (c) Zach
"If you wanna know, let me go" (c) The Capn'
"that huge porn ship by my house?" (c) John
"Sometimes the greatest gift isnt in the package you tend to look for." (c) Zach
"Why do women adore the guys that ignore them, and ignore the guys that adore them?" (c) Zach
"There's as much power in restraint as there is in force" (c) Zach
"Why is it hard to see we have fallen in love, but so easy to see when it is ending?" (c) Zach
"I never date anyone that isn't Zach-patable" (c) Jill
"Warning to all outer-space guys: You can capture me and put me in your "space zoo" if you like, but I will sit way in the back of my cage, where it's hard to see me. And when I do come out, I won't be wearing any pants." (c) Deep Thoughts from SNL
"You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea." (c) Deep Thoughts from SNL
"I hope I never have to use my underpants as a flag, because after that I could never let my underpants touch the ground." (c) Deep Thoughts from SNL
"I'll never forget my first true love. She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. From her dark, raven hair to her slender, yellow, scaly feet, she was all woman. She loved corn, and could eat it all day with her hard, yellowish lips. "Caw!" she would yell, as a joke, then flap her arms with delight. One day, she was sitting on a fence, and some guy shot her." (c) Deep Thoughts from SNL
"A great saying for many aspects in life, "Que Sera Sera". (Translation: What will be, will be)" (c) Zach
"Artifical Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." (c) Zach's wet napkin from Hooters (Describes me perfectly)
"This is Bob Barker saying, 'Help control the pet population, run them over with a lawn mower'" (c)John in reference to Zach accidently running a baby bunny over with the lawn mower
"I wonder if monkeys give good BJ's. You know with those big lips and all." (c) Steve
"Me Chinese, You are dope, Me put pee pee, in your coke!" (c) SNL
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" (c) Stereophile
"Your mom is just like a visit to the ocean...you are always greeted by crabs!" (c) Zach
"A fun word to say is Mega, but it's ten times better when said twice." IE. If you were to pretend you were Mega Man and jump into a room and yell, "I am Mega Man!!" People would be excited that you have come to thier rescue. Now if you wanted to be ten times cooler you should jump into a room and yell, "I am Mega!!, Mega Man!!" (c) Zach
Ryan: "No, it shoots out liquid jizz" Mike: "Yes, as opposed to solid or gaseous jizz" (c) Mike (Futon)
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder" (c) Amanda (Manda Panda)
"We will finally discover that Jesus is the Son of God, when we learn that God punishes Jesus for crashing his Chevy Cavalier" (c) Jack Black on Conan O'Brien Show
Sifl & Olly - The Panda Song
"Visions of that fat man being dragged to a wood chipper so his holiday cheer can be easily spread" (c) Paul
My New Friend
I made you a picture! [03-08-04]
hunting wild emu and baby bunnies in my backyard with my trusty half-breed terrier-lab dark-haired cutie, my scentual chocolate, my black bitch, halley. "I choose to run them over with lawn mowers, especially the babies. mmm, fresh baby meat" (c) Kevin
Please, touch my Tra La La
Sometimes you need to turn over a new leaf, but dont forget your roots! (c) Zach
"You cant spell manslaughter without laughter" (c) Mike (Futon)
"You'll have to pardon me, sometimes it's difficult pulling out my wallet because it gets blocked by my gigantic penis which I am forced to wrap around my body due to its ungodly girth and ability to penetrate steel walls." (c) Bill
I blow anything that gets near. (c) Steve

Cookies compared to Life:
If the cookies that come out of the oven are the finished product (baby), isnt the cookie dough the developement stage (pregnancy), cause when you mix all the ingredients together, that is like the begining of the cookies life cycle.(bow wow biky biky, you know what I am talking about!)
My Conclusion:
Doesnt that make the Pillsbury Dough Boy comparable to a living abortion baby??

(c) Zach