And you all wonder why my ears are so big... |
The World According To Malo... |
A Brief History of How I Came To Be...without all the gory details... In the beginning there were Malos and Morins and Sinisgallis and Cardillos. (Note: that's Mor-ins, not Morans, and Card-ill-os not Cardyos.) We were French and Native American and Irish and Italian and we were smart and lived in New England. The Malos and Morins lived in Lowell, Massachusetts and somehow came together through Albert and Anita to form Ken, Walt and Donna and Dolly. Donna and Dolly were twins and the babies and Walt was the middle child and insisted on bringing this up constantly once he had children...er...child of his own. Meanwhile in Meriden, Connecticut, Daniel and Rose somehow came together to form Mary and the curse of the only child began... When the Malos moved to Connecticut, Walter and Mary met and became high school sweethearts...and the curse of the high school sweethearts began. Some 15 odd years later, Walt and Mary decided to have me and name me after my grandfather. Then the flocking to Florida began. Before we knew it, half the Cardillos and MOST of the Malos (Aunt Donna rocks, fight the power!!) moved to Florida. And well, you all pretty much know the details from there on out...gory or otherwise. |