The Monthly Poll

Thomas:
**You could be a truck driver, that way when someone pisses you off you can run them off the road.
**You could be a OBGYN and you could see lots of ....wait never mind thats a guy thing.
**You could be a hairstylist at great clips and smoke and bitch about your hasband and his flings with underage toothless girls.
**You could be a Walmart 3rd shift employee at drink with all the drunk college students that come in at 3 in the morning of course most of the other workers at that time have schizoid personality disorder.
**Yuo could be a waitress in Boston and live with 9 people in a 2 bed room just so you could affors the rent and at least 1 meal a day. You dont sleep so the bed situation wouldnt matter.
**You could marry Joe and be a house wife.
**you could live at home and be a daddy's girl and let you mom have open visitation of the puppies.
**You could sell your body on 6th street, you would make a killing you wouild be the only one out there with all your teeth and no body hair.
**You could stay at your job you have now and we can place bets on how long before Jason disappears and the only clue is dog fur ( from an obviously over weight dog) and dumb fuckin moron written on his forhead in
permanent black ink which is traced back to the sherrifs office.
**Or you can go to law school and be a lawyer, which you would be really good at.

Dad:
Lawyer
Arbitrator
Lawyer
Mother (experienced dog mommy)
Dog Walker (experienced)
Spoiled Rotten Lawyer
Negotiator
Child Advocate
Stand in for Big Bird
Oh Yeah, Lawyer

Christian:
10) French Maid (a really dirty one)
9) A French Prostitute (same as above)
8) Lab Monkey (always a dream job of mine)
7) Lab rat (you like cheese right?)
6) Miss UCF (I know, you don't go here, we'll see what we can do, I got this cousin named vinny, he can fix any problem and....)
5) Space monkey!!! (no not like fight club, like the dead ones at the smithsonian)
4) Wife (although I know how uncooperative you can be, so we might have to chain you to the sink)
3) Husband (with modern medicine where it is today, only your hairdresser will know for sure)
2) Berdach (transexual from the near east, considered to be "holy" although really they were castrated little boys who were prostitutes)
and number one....
1) Rain Man, (although I don't think you are an excelent driver)

Shawn:

10. Jason Holthus Job
9. A full time babysitter You do such a good job with those damn kids
8. A bartender
7. A German counselor. and you thought we were fucked up over here
6. A parents counselor
5. A family counselor
4. Ruling the World
3. Debate Coach
2. Dog Trainer
1. Cow Hearder cause once again you do such a good job with those damn kids.