Years ago, this was my .plan on the email server chandra.cse.iitb.ac.in. It ended up being quite popular, and now here it is on my webpage. (Some quick tips, MTP = MTech Project H1 = the hostel where I was served awful food for 2 years :-)) [chandra] Login name: zoheb In real life: Vacheri Zoheb Abdul Salam Directory: /users/pg00/zoheb Shell: /bin/sh Last login Mon Apr 1 20:27 on pts/1 from 192.168.111.12 Mail last read Thu Apr 18 13:06:28 2002 Plan: My new plan ........ Its fundax ......... Its 2 good ......... There never has & there never shall b A plan as has been composed by thee... Thou art 2 good...... Inspite of H1 food... Thy name shall be emblazoned in plates of gold Thy tale shall b un2 generations told ....... That there was this man ... Who had a plan ......... A plan to be To be better than thee Not 4 him those silly tales ...... Or pathetic yearnings of silly males.. No talk bout the MTP Or where his life shall lead him 2 b He wrote nonsense at its bestest best He put the mind of doubters 2 rest Now every1 knew he had a plan A plan that was on every fingering lan What wud that plan b, no soul wud no.. Coz our guy, was one smart fellow His plan u c was verii seekrit u no .. None knew it, the heavens above, the earth below.. He may blabber babel, But ne'er wud he tell Stand b4 him u may, n plead and grovel Give him more than an inch, more than an ell Ah ......He may yell but he wont tell The world wud know his fingering ways .. His silly plan was there always "Y dost exist that plan my dear" "Will thou tell me, Im all ears" "Dost thou know y the sun does shine. Dost thou know y u check mails in pine. I dunno ur plan & u ne'er shall mine."