My Hand On Myself
(actions in brackets)

My hand on myself, and vat is das here? (touch top of head)
Das is mine tinkerbonker, oh mama dear. (touch top of head)
Tinkerbonker, Tinkerbonker, ei, yi, yi, yi. (touch top of head)
Dot's vot I learned at der school.

My hand on myself, and vat is das here? (make phone out of thumb and pinky finger)
Das is mine telephoner, oh mama dear. (make phone out of thumb and pinky finger)
telephoner, tinkerbonker, ei yi, yi, yi.
Dot's vot I learned in der school

My hand on myself, and vat is das here? (point to eyes)
Das is mine sight seer, oh mama dear. (point to eyes)
sight seer, telephoner, tinkerbonker, ei yi, yi, yi.
Dot's vot I learned in der school

Continue with the following verses:

nose blower- point to nose
loud speaker- cup hands around mouth and yell
chin chopper- point to chin
bread basket- hands on stomach
knee knocker- point to knee


Alternate Verses:
Topnotcher- touch top of head
Sweat brower- touch forehead
Eye winker - touch eyes
Horn blower - touch nose
Soup strainer - touch teeth
Lunch eater - touch mouth
Chin chowser - touch chin
Rubbernecker - touch neck
Chest protector - touch chest
Breadbasket - touch stomach
Foot stomper - touch foot