Particle Man Particle Man, Particle Man Doin’ the things that particles can What’s he like?  It’s not important Particle Man Is he a dot, or is he a speck When he’s under water does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows Particle Man Triangle Man. Triangle Man Triangle Man hates Particle Man They have a fight Triangle wins Triangle man Universe Man, Universe Man Size of the entire universe, man Usually kinder to smaller men Universe Man He’s got a watch with a minute hand A millineum hand and a neon hand And when they meet, it’s a happy land Powerful man Universe Man Person Man, Person Man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lived his life in a garbage can Person Man Is he a mess, or is he depressed? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man Person Man Triangle Man. Triangle Man Triangle Man hates Person Man They have a fight Triangle wins Triangle man