Bear Song (Tune: Sippin Cider)

The other day
I saw a bear
Out in the woods
A-way out there

He looked at me
I looked at him
He sized up me
I sized up him

He said to me
Why don’t you run?
I see you ain’t
Got any gun.

I said to him,
“That’s a good idea!”
I said to my feet,
“Get out-a here!”

And so I ran
Away from there.
But right behind
Me was that bear.

Ahead of me
I saw a tree
A great big tree
Oh Lordy me!

The lowest branch
Was ten feet up
I’d have to jump
And trust my luck

And so I jumped
Into the air
But I missed that branch
A-way up there

Now don’t you fret
And don’t you frown
Cus’ I caught that branch
A-way up there

That is the end
There ain’t no more
Unless I meet
That bear once more