Billboards One day as I was walking on a cold and dreary day. I came upon some billboards, and much to my dismay. The signs were torn and tattered from the storm the night before. The wind and rain had done their work and this is what I saw. Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes; chew Wrigley’s Spearmint beer Kenelration dog food keeps your complexion clear, Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar And Pepsi-Cola beauty cream is used by every star. So, take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidare, Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear. Doctors say that babies should smoke until they’re three And people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton tea, With flow through tea bags!