| Down By The Bay Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say... Have you ever seen a [llama, wearing pink pajamas?] Down by the bay! Alternate Verses: Did you ever see a goose, kissing a moose? Did you ever see a whale with a polka-dot tail? Did you ever see a bear, without any hair? Did you ever see cat, wearing a hat? Did you ever see a hare, brushing her hair? Did you ever see a turtle, wearing a girdle? Did you ever see a Quail, missing his tail? Did you ever see a Fox, carrying a box? Did you ever see a Mouse, sweeping out her house? Did you ever see a Snake, barbequing a steak? Did you ever see a dog, taking a jog? Did you ever see a bird, speaking a word? Did you ever see a bug, drinking from a mug? Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow? Did you ever see a bee with a sunburned knee? Did you ever see a moose with a loose front tooth? Did you ever see a bear, in his underwear? Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail? Did you ever see a fly wearing a tie? Did you ever see a bear combing it's hair? Did you ever see a flower taking a shower? Did you ever see a teacher kissing a creature? Did you ever see a goat sailing a boat? Did you ever see a snake baking a cake? Did you ever see a hog walking a dog? Did you ever see a dog dancing with a frog? Did you ever see a bat kissing a cat? Did you ever see a moose shaking it loose? Did you ever see a toad running in the road? Did you ever see a dog dancing with polliwogs? Did you ever see a horse riding in a Porsche? Did you ever see a witch digging a ditch? Did you ever see a room clean by noon? Did you ever see Earth shaking with mirth? Did you ever see a plant eating an ant? Did you ever see a man recycling a can? Did you ever see a sprout come up with a shout? Did you ever see an oak wearing a cloak? Did you ever see a bike carrying Mike? Did you ever see a goose drinking apple juice? Did you ever see rats wearing silk hats? Did you ever see beans as big as submarines? Did you ever have a time when you couldn't make a rhyme? |
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