Eener Meener Chorus: Eener Meener and a Miner Mo Catch a Whipper Wopper By his toe And if he hollars, hollars, hollars Don't let him go I'm singin' Eener Meener and a Miner Mo I woke up Sunday morning I looked upon the wall The skeeters and the bed bugs Were playing a game of ball The score was 2 to nothing The skeeters were ahead The bed bugs hit a home run And knocked me out of bed Chorus I went downstairs for breakfast I ordered ham and eggs I ate so many pickles The juice ran down my legs Chorus I went upstairs to get dressed I opened up the drawer My Fruit of the Loom underwear Was dancing on the floor Chorus I had a little turtle His name was Tiny Tim I put him in the bathtub To see if he could swim He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap He died last night With a bubble in his throat Chorus There are more verses, but we can't think of them now.  We'll post when we get more!