I Don’t Wanna Go to Girl Scout Camp Chorus: I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout Camp Gee mom, I wanna go, but they won’t let me go Gee mom, I wanna go home. The busses that they give us they say are mighty fine But when they turn a corner they leave the wheels behind. Chorus They leaders that they give us they say are mighty fine But when you ask a question, they yell, “Get back in line!” Chorus The doughnuts that they give us they say are mighty fine But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine. Chorus The Kool-Aid that they give us they say is mighty fine But when you take a sip, it tastes like turpentine. Chorus The nurses that they give us they say are mighty fine But when you break a finger they break the other nine. Chorus The biffy’s that they give us they say are mighty fine But when you sit upon them the bugs crawl up your spine. Chorus