Hagdelena, Magdelena

Chorus:
O Hagdelena Magdelena Oompasonna Wompasonna Hogan Mogan Logan was her name.

She had two hairs on her head; one was alive and the other was dead. Chorus.
She had two eyes in her head; one was black and the other was red. Chorus.
She had two teeth in her mouth; one pointed north and the other pointed south. Chorus.
She had two feet size ten and a half; one took a shower and the other took a bath. Chorus.
One day a truck driver hit Magdelena; truck driver had to get a new machina. Chorus.