Hawaiian Punch (Tune: Brady Bunch Theme Song) Here’s a story of a lovely apple Who was bringing up three very lovely bananas All of then had skins of gold, like their mother The youngest one in peels. Here’s a story of a man named orange Who was busy with three grapes of his own They were four fruits, living all together Yet they were all alone. ‘Till the one day when this apple met this orange And they knew that it was much more than a hunch That this group would somehow form a fruit drink That’s the way they all became Hawaiian Punch Hawaiian Punch Hawaiian Punch That’s the way they became Hawaiian Punch