Senior Don Gato Oh, Senior Don Gato was a cat On a high, red, roof Don Gato sat He was there to read a letter, Meow, Meow, Meow Where the reading light was better Meow, Meow, Meow Twas a love not for Don Gato “I adore you” wrote the lady cat Who was fluffy white and nice and fat There was not a sweeter kitty, Meow, Meow, Meow In the country or the city, Meow, Meow, Meow And she said she’d wed Don Gato Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily Who fell off the roof and broke his knee Broke his ribs and all his whiskers, Meow, Meow, Meow And his little Solarplexis, Meow, Meow, Meow Aye Carumba cried Don Gato Oh, the doctors they came on the run Just to see if something could be done And they held a consultation, Meow, Meow, Meow About how to save their patient, Meow, Meow, Meow How to save Senior Don Gato But in spite of everything they tried Poor Senior Don Gato up and died Oh, it wasn’t very merry, Meow, Meow, Meow Going to the cemetery, Meow, Meow, Meow For the ending of Don Gato As the funeral passed the market square Such a smell of fish was in the air As the smell of fish created, Meow, Meow, Meow He became reanimated, Meow, Meow, Meow He came back to life, Don Gato OLE!