Sippin’ Cider (repeat song) The cutest boy I ever saw Was sippin’ cider Through a straw I asked him if He’d show me how To sip that ci- -der through a straw He said, “Of course I’ll show you how To sip that ci- -der through a straw” First cheek to cheek Then jaw to jaw We sipped that ci- -der through a straw Then all at once That darn straw slipped And we were sip- -ping lip to lip That’s how I got My mother in law And forty-nine kids To call me ma The moral of This story is Do not sip ci- -der through a straw SIP MILK!