I Wish I Were A Little Slice Of Orange Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange, slice of orange Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange, slice of orange I’d go squirty, squirty, squirty, over everybody’s shirty Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange, slice of orange (continue in this format) Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap I’d go slidey, slidey, slidey, over everybody’s hidey Oh, I wish I were a little marsheymellow, marsheymellow I’d go messy, messy, messy, over everybody’s dressy Oh, I wish I were a little stick of gum, stick of gum I’d go gooey, gooey, gooey, over everybody’s shoey Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop I’d go in with  a  slurp and out with a burp Oh, I wish I were a little can of beans I’d go in with a spoon and out with a boom Oh, I wish I were a little bitty fishy I’d go swimming in the nudie without my bathing suity Oh, I wish I were a little dirty birdie I’d go up to the steeple and down on the people Oh, I wish I were a little acrobat I’d go swinging through the air and lose my underwear Oh, I wish I were a little green latrine I’d have everybody’s body sitting on my little potty Oh, I wish I were a little Girly Scouty I’d go tramp, tramp, tramp to the Boy Scout camp Oh, I wish I were a little Radio I’d go “click” (end here; do not finish verse)