| Tom the Toad (tune: O Christmas Tree) Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why are you lying on the road? Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why are you lying on the road? You did not see the car ahead; Now you're all marked with tire tread. Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why are you lying on the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? You were my friend, and now you're dead, You bear the marks of tire tread. Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? You did not see yon passing car, And now you're stretched out on the tar. Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? You hopped out to the yellow line And turned into a streak of slime. Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? It's clear to all you're in a rut, We all did see your gushing gut. Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? There was a loud and awful crash For poor old Tom had just got smashed Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug What are you doing on the rug? Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug What are you doing on the rug? You did not see the foot ahead And now your just a spot of red Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug What are you doing on the rug? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why are you lying in the road? Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why are you lying in the road? You used to hop and jump about, And now your guts are spilling out. Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, So sad you're lying in the road! |
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