| Alice Alice had a camel with 10 humps Alice had a camel with 10 humps Alice had a camel with 10 humps So go, Alice, go! (continue counting down from 10 to 1) Alice had a camel with no humps Alice had a camel with no humps Alice had a camel with no humps So, Alice had a horse (of course!) Apples and Bananas I like to eat, I like to eat Eight apples and bananas I like to eat, I like to eat Eight apples and bananas Sing A, E, I, O, U A Ram Sam Sam A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam Gooli gooli gooli gooli gooli ram sam sam A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam Gooli gooli gooli gooli gooli ram sam sam A rafi a rafi Gooli gooli gooli gooli gooli ram sam sam A rafi a rafi gooli gooli gooli gooli gooli ram sam sam Bear Song The other day, I saw a bear Out in the woods, A-way out there He looked at me, I looked at him He sized up me, I sized up him He said to me, Why don’t you run? I see you ain’t , Got any gun. I said to him, “That’s a good idea!” I said to my feet, “Get out-a here!” And so I ran, Away from there. But right behind, Me was that bear. Ahead of me, I saw a tree A great big tree, Oh Lordy me! The lowest branch, Was ten feet up I’d have to jump, And trust my luck And so I jumped, Into the air But I missed that branch, A-way up there Now don’t you fret, And don’t you frown Cus’ I caught that branch, A-way up there That is the end, There ain’t no more Unless I meet, That bear once more Belly Button Song Chorus: Me take care of me belly button...Me likes to keep it nice and cleat If me neglect me belly button...It will grow fungus green. When I was a little baby...Mama looked and she adored The doctor gave me a belly button...When he cut of me umbilical cord Chorus In the winter I wear a sweater...That my aunt, Nellie sent And when I take it off at night...Me belly button, she is full of lint Chorus Some people, they have an innie...Bigger than the Grand Canyon Some people, they have an outie...Bigger than the Astro-Dome Chorus Billboards One day as I was walking on a cold and dreary day. I came upon some billboards, and much to my dismay. The signs were torn and tattered from the storm the night before. The wind and rain had done their work and this is what I saw. Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes; chew Wrigley’s Spearmint beer Kenelration dog food keeps your complexion clear, Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar And Pepsi-Cola beauty cream is used by every star. So, take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidare, Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear. Doctors say that babies should smoke until they’re three And people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton tea, With flow through tea bags! Black Socks Black Socks they never get dirty The longer you wear them the blacker they get. One day I think I should launder But something keeps telling me Don’t wash them yet, not yet, not yet, not yet. Boom, Boom (Ain’t it Great to be Crazy) Chorus Boom, Boom ain’t it great to be (clap) crazy Boom, Boom ain’t it great to be (clap) crazy Silly and foolish all day long Boom, Boom ain’t it great to be (clap) crazy A horse and a flea and three blind mice Sittin’ on a tomb stone shooting dice The horsey slipped and fell on the flea. “Oops,” said the flea, “there’s a horsey on me”! Chorus Way down south where the cactus grow A mousie stepped on an elephant’s toe The elephant cried with tears in his eyes “Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size?” Chorus I called myself on the phone Just to see if I was home Asked myself for a date, I said I’d pick me up at eight I love myself, I love me so I took myself to a picture show I wrapped my arms around my waist I got so fresh I slapped my face! Chorus Boom Chick-a-Boom I said a Boom Chick-a-Boom I said a Boom Chick-a-Boom I said a Boom Chick-a Rock-a Chick-a Rock-a Chick-a-Boom U-huh, Oh yeah One more time _________ Style Example Styles: Cowboy, Valley girl, Baby, Underwater, Rock and Roll, Granny, Alien, Proper, etc… Buddies and Pals You and me we're gonna be partners You and me we're gonna be pals You and me we're gonna be partners Buddies and pals Bug Juice (tune: Top of Ol' Smokey) At camp with the Boy Scouts...They gave us a drink, We thought it was Koolaid...Because it was pink. But the thing that they told us...Would have grossed out a moose, For that good tasting pink drink...Was really bug juice. It looked fresh and fruity...Like tasty Koolaid, But the bugs that were in it...Were murdered with Raid. We drank by the gallons...We drank by the tons, But then the next morning...We all had the runs. Next time you drink bug juice...And a fly drives you mad, He's just getting even...'Cause you swallowed his dad. Campers Why don’t you come along, come along, come along Why don’t you come along and sing this song Come along and sing this song Come along and sing this song It’ll make you happy, happy! Come along and sing this song Come along and sing this song Come along and it’ll make you happy, let’s hear it! C-A-M-P-E-R Campers yes we are, HEY! Repeat with: Clap your hands Stomp your feet Do all three Camp Granada Hello Mudda, hello Fadda, Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; He got ptomain poisoning last night after dinner. All the counselors hate the waiters, And the lake has alligators, And the head coach wants no sissies, So he reads to us from something called "Ulysses". Now I don't want this should scare ya, But my bunk mate has malaria. You remember Jeffrey Hardy, They're about to organize a searching party. Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda, Take me home, I hate Granada! Don't leave me in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise, Or mess the house with other boys. Oh, please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day. Dearest Father, darling Mother, How's my precious little brother? Let me come home if you miss me, I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, gals are sailing. Playing baseball, gee that's betta, Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter! Can A Woman? (tune: She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain) Can a woman fly an airplane? Yes she can, yes she can! Can a woman build a building? Yes she can, yes she can! Can a woman fight a fire? Can a woman change a tire? Can a woman lead a choir? Yes she can, yes she can! Can a woman be a lawyer? Yes she can, yes she can! Can a woman fix an engine? Yes she can, yes she can! Can a woman be a drummer? Can a woman be a plumber? Can she play ball in the summer? Yes she can, yes she can! Can a woman be a doctor? Yes she can, yes she can! Can a woman drive a tractor? Yes she can. yes she can! Can a woman lead a nation? Can she run a TV station? Can she head a corporation? Yes she can, yes she can! Just you wait until we're older, then you'll see We'll be women in tomorrow's history! As we grow up through the years We'll sing out loud and clear Can we start the process here? Yes we can, yes we can!! The Cat Came Back Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own. He had a yellow cat, and it wouldn't leave home. He tried and he tried to give the cat away. He gave it to a man going off to Bombay. Chorus: But, the cat came back the very next day. The cat came back - thought it was a goner, But the cat came back. It just couldn't stay away. He gave it to a man going way out west, Told him to take it to the one he loved the best. The train hit a curve, and it jumped the rail. Not a soul was left to tell the gruesome tale. Gave it to a gambler with a dollar note, Told him to take it up the river in a boat, Tied a rope around its neck that must have weighed a pound. Now they drag the river for the gambler that drowned. Gave it to a feller up in a balloon, Telling him to take it to the man in the moon. The balloon, it busted, and everybody said Ten miles away, they picked that feller up good and dead. The farmer swore he'd kill the yellow cat on sight, Loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite, Waited and he waited for it to come around. Ninety-seven pieces of the man is all they found. Way across the ocean, they sent the cat at last, Vessel only out a day and taking water fast. People all began to pray, the boat began to toss, Great big gust of wind came by, and every soul was lost. On a telegraph wire, sparrows in a bunch. Cat was feeling hungry, thought they'd be good for lunch. Climbed softly up the pole, and when it reached the top, Stepped on the electric wire which tied it in a knot. The cat got discouraged and thought the thing to do Was to take a vacation upon the ocean blue. So it took a voyage to six foreign cities, And came home one month later with six little kitties. Cat was possessor of a family of its own With six little kittens 'till there came a cyclone, Blew the house apart and tossed the cat around. The air was full of kittens; not one was ever found. Chocolate Chip Cookies Chorus: Chocolate Chip Cookies, you gotta have more You can bake ‘em in the oven or buy ‘em at the store But, whatever you do, have ‘em ready at the door And I’ll love you ‘till I die. They’re made with sugar, butter and flower You put ‘em in the oven about a quarter hour. But, the thing that gives ‘em their magical power Is the chocolate chips inside. Chorus Can’t eat one, can’t eat two Once you start chewin’ there’s nothin’ you can do, Just clean your plate and eat the crumbs, too And go out and buy some more. Chorus When I die, I don’t want wings A golden halo, or a harp that sings Give me a book, a fire and someone who brings me Chocolate chip cookies all day. Chorus Coffee Song Chorus: Rise and shine and brew me some coffee, coffee Rise and shine and brew me some coffee, coffee Cappuccino! Double late, baby Children of the bean. My friend wrote this song, but I forgot the verses, verses They wrote this song, but I forgot the verses, verses What I’m writing, could not be worse now, baby Children of the bean. Chorus You can drink it with milk or sugar or cream Drink it with milk or sugar or cream Drink too much and you just might scream now, baby Children of the bean. Chorus Folgers is fine, but Juan Valdez is groovy, groovy Folgers is fine, but Juan Valdez is groovy, groovy Add some ice cream, you got a smoothie, baby Children of the bean. Chorus When I’m in heaven I’ll live in a Starbucks, Starbucks When I’m in heaven I’ll live in a Starbucks, Starbucks Coffee there comes in monster trucks now, baby Children of the bean Chorus Commercial Mix-Up (tune: Farmer in the Dell) Last night I watched TV...I saw my favorite show. I heard this strange commercial...And I can't believe it's so. Feed your dog Chiffon...Comet cures the cold. Use S-O-S pads on your face...To keep from looking old. Mop your floors with Crest...Use Crisco on your tile. Clean your teeth with Borateem...It leaves a shining smile. For headaches take some Certs...Use Tide to clean your face. And do shampoo with Elmer's Glue...It holds your hair in place. Perhaps I am confused...I might not have it right. But one thing that I'm certain of...I'll watch TV tonight! Counselors Out of my tent flap looking in the night I can see those counselors pillow fight. One if on the bed and one is on the floor And one just rolled right out the door. Chorus: Counselors, I would hate to be like you. I would hate to be all black and blue. Counselors, have you candy in your hold? Do you fight with Girl Scouts brave and bold? Out of my tent flap lookin in the night I can see those counselors pillow fight. Curlers in their hair and cold cream on their face, They look like men from outer space. Daisy On My Toe I got a daisy on my toe It is not real, it does not grow. It’s just a tattoo of a flower Makes me look cute when I’m taking a shower It’s on the second toe of my left foot It has no stem, it has no root ‘Cus that wouldn’t look good I got a daisy on my toe My right foot loves my left foot so! Do, Re, Mi (Tune: Do, A Deer) Do, the stuff that buys my pop Re, they guy who sells my pop Mi, the one who drinks my pop Fa, a long way to the jon So, I'll have another pop La, I'll have another pop Ti, no thanks I'll have a pop That brings us back to Do. Down By The Bay Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say... Have you ever seen a [llama, wearing pink pajamas?] Down by the bay! Alternate Verses: Did you ever see a goose, kissing a moose? Did you ever see a whale with a polka-dot tail? Did you ever see a bear, without any hair? Did you ever see cat, wearing a hat? Did you ever see a hare, brushing her hair? Did you ever see a turtle, wearing a girdle? Did you ever see a Quail, missing his tail? Did you ever see a Fox, carrying a box? Did you ever see a Mouse, sweeping out her house? Did you ever see a Snake, barbequing a steak? Did you ever see a dog, taking a jog? Did you ever see a bird, speaking a word? Did you ever see a bug, drinking from a mug? Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow? Did you ever see a bee with a sunburned knee? Did you ever see a moose with a loose front tooth? Did you ever see a bear, in his underwear? Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail? Did you ever see a fly wearing a tie? Did you ever see a bear combing it's hair? Did you ever see a flower taking a shower? Did you ever see a teacher kissing a creature? Did you ever see a goat sailing a boat? Did you ever see a snake baking a cake? Did you ever see a hog walking a dog? Did you ever see a dog dancing with a frog? Did you ever see a bat kissing a cat? Did you ever see a moose shaking it loose? Did you ever see a toad running in the road? Did you ever see a dog dancing with polliwogs? Did you ever see a horse riding in a Porsche? Did you ever see a witch digging a ditch? Did you ever see a room clean by noon? Did you ever see Earth shaking with mirth? Did you ever see a plant eating an ant? Did you ever see a man recycling a can? Did you ever see a sprout come up with a shout? Did you ever see an oak wearing a cloak? Did you ever see a bike carrying Mike? Did you ever see a goose drinking apple juice? Did you ever see rats wearing silk hats? Did you ever see beans as big as submarines? Did you ever have a time when you couldn't make a rhyme? East to West Chorus: Na na na na na (repeat) Na na na na na na (repeat) Na na na na na na na (repeat) Na na na na na na (repeat) From east to west (repeat) Camp Daisy is the best (repeat) I said from east to west (repeat) Camp Daisy is the best (repeat) Continue with the following verses: From coast to coast, Camp Daisy is the most. From tree to tree, Camp Daisy is for me. From state to state, Camp Daisy is real great. From the moon to the sun, Camp Daisy's number one. From lake to lake, Camp Daisy takes the cake. From flower to flower, Camp Daisy has the power. From pool to pool, Camp Daisy’s really cool From blossom to blossom, Camp Daisy's really awesome. From lake to hill, Camp Daisy is a thrill. From biffy to biffy, Camp Daisy is real spiffy. From day to night, Camp Daisy is all right. From staff to staff, Camp Daisy is a laugh. Eener Meener Chorus: Eener Meener and a Miner Mo Catch a Whipper Wopper, By his toe And if he hollars, hollars, hollars Don't let him go, I'm singin' Eener Meener and a Miner Mo I woke up Sunday morning...I looked upon the wall The skeeters and the bed bugs...Were playing a game of ball The score was 2 to nothing...The skeeters were ahead The bed bugs hit a home run...And knocked me out of bed Chorus I went downstairs for breakfast...I ordered ham and eggs I ate so many pickles...The juice ran down my legs Chorus I went upstairs to get dressed...I opened up the drawer My Fruit of the Loom underwear...Was dancing on the floor Chorus I had a little turtle...His name was Tiny Tim I put him in the bathtub...To see if he could swim He drank up all the water...He ate up all the soap He died last night...With a bubble in his throat Chorus Fido I have a dog his name is Fido, I have raised him from a pup. He can stand up on his hind legs If you hold his front legs up. I have a name his dog is Fido, I have pupped him from a raise. He can hind up on his stand legs If you front his hold legs up. Five Little Speckled Frogs Five little speckled frogs Sitting on a hollow log Eating the most delicious bugs Yum-yum! One jumped into the pool Where it was nice and cool Now there are four speckled frogs. ribbit ribbit! Continue on in this fassion Fried Ham Fried ham, fried ham Cheese and bologna And after the macaroni We’ll have onions Pickles and pretzels And then we’ll have some more Fried ham Fried ham, fried ham! Second verse same as the first _________ voice a whole lot worse Frog Round Hear the lively songs of the * frogs in yonder pond * Crick-crick-crickity-crick- * brrrrrrr-up (start round at *) Froggy Song Dog Dog, cat Dog, cat, mouse Froggy! Itsy bitsy teeny weenie little froggy Jump, jump, jump, jump little froggy Eatin’ up the teeny weenie worms and spiders Grubs and fleas scrum-didlium-ptious Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, croak One more time Real__________ *fast, slow, high, low Furd Chorus: Furd, Furd, Furd, Furd, Was the greatest snail of them all. Let me tell you of a story that I once heard, About a powerful snail, his name was Furd If he does all the things they say he does He's the mightiest snail that ever was. Chorus One day while carefully avoiding a toad, He came upon a rock sitting square in his road. Let me tell you sister and brother, He went up one side and down the other. Chorus One day all the snails heard a mighty stomp And a vicious caterpillar marched into the swamp, The sight of Furd Almost made him swoon, So he curled himself up and spun a cocoon. Chorus Where ol' creek goes by the briar patch, Furd snail finally met his match, With a water spider he sought his doom, And the both went down to a watery tomb. Chorus G For Generosity She wears a G for Generosity She wears an I for Interest, too She wears an R for Real life Sportsmanship She wears an L for Loyalty (for Loyalty) She wears an S for her Sincerity She wears a C for Courtesy (for Courtesy) She wears an OUT for Outdoor life (Outdoor life) I guess she's a real Girl Scout (No doubt!) Gibberish Can you* dig that crazy gibberish? Can ya dig it? Can ya dig it? Can you dig that crazy gibberish? Can ya dig it? Can ya dig it? Hey look there's there's a chicken on the barn yard fence Hey look there's another one coming down the road Ma...Ma... get that sun of a gun off o' my tractor repeat 1st verse This is such a cool round! You come in right away and its a bit difficult to keep up, but if you keep a beat with hand claps and knee slaps its do-able...and sounds awesome! Girl Scout Camp Chorus: I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout Camp Gee mom, I wanna go, but they won’t let me go Gee mom, I wanna go home. The busses that they give us they say are mighty fine But when they turn a corner they leave the wheels behind. Chorus They leaders that they give us they say are mighty fine But when you ask a question, they yell, “Get back in line!” Chorus The doughnuts that they give us they say are mighty fine But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine. Chorus The Kool-Aid that they give us they say is mighty fine But when you take a sip, it tastes like turpentine. Chorus The nurses that they give us they say are mighty fine But when you break a finger they break the other nine. Chorus The biffy’s that they give us they say are mighty fine But when you sit upon them the bugs crawl up your spine. Chorus God Bless My Underwear (tune: God Bless America) God bless my underwear, my only pair. Stand beside them, and guide them, Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears. From the washer, to the dryer, to the clothesline in the air. God bless my underwear, my only pair. Going to Day Camp (tune: Oh, Susanna) Chorus: Going to Day Camp, So don't you cry for me. I'll come back good and dirty, So you'll never know it's me. I scrubbed the night before I left, My hair was nice and clean. My mother was so proud of me, But not for long you see. Chorus While hiking out at Day Camp, I found the perfect pet. But I had to leave my friend behind, Because he scared the Vet. Chorus Great Big Globs Great big globs of Greasy, grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Little dirty birdies' feet French-fried eyeballs Swimming in a pool of barf And I forgot to bring my spoon But I got my straw... Hagdelena, Magdelena Chorus: O Hagdelena Magdelena Oompasonna Wompasonna Hogan Mogan Logan was her name. She had two hairs on her head; one was alive and the other was dead. Chorus. She had two eyes in her head; one was black and the other was red. Chorus. She had two teeth in her mouth; one pointed north and the other pointed south. Chorus. She had two feet size ten and a half; one took a shower and the other took a bath. Chorus. One day a truck driver hit Magdelena; truck driver had to get a new machina. Chorus. Hawaiian Punch (tune: Brady Bunch Theme Song) Here’s a story of a lovely apple Who was bringing up three very lovely bananas All of then had skins of gold, like their mother The youngest one in peels. Here’s a story of a man named orange Who was busy with three grapes of his own They were four fruits, living all together Yet they were all alone. ‘Till the one day when this apple met this orange And they knew that it was much more than a hunch That this group would somehow form a fruit drink That’s the way they all became Hawaiian Punch Hawaiian Punch Hawaiian Punch That’s the way they became Hawaiian Punch Here Comes My Wagon Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, Here comes my wagon, my wagon I can hear my keeper calling me Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, Here comes my wagon, my wagon To take me to the funny factory. Just like a nut that falls, I’m a little cracked that’s all! Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, Here comes my wagon, my kitty car, my train, Toot, toot, bye, bye If All the Raindrops If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, Oh what a wonderful world it would be. I would stand outside with my mouth open wide. (Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah,) If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, Oh what a wonderful world it would be. If all the snowflakes were Hershey bars and milk shakes, Oh what a wonderful world it would be. I would stand outside with my mouth open wide. (Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah,) If all the snowflakes were Hershey bars and milk shakes, Oh what a wonderful world it would be. If all the hailstones were M&Ms and sugar cones, Oh what a wonderful world it would be. I would stand outside with my mouth open wide. (Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah,) If all the hailstones were M&Ms and sugar cones, Oh what a wonderful world it would be. If all the sleet were lima beans and liver meat, Oh what a terrible world it would be. I would stand outside with my mouth shut tight. (Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm,) If all the sleet were lima beans and liver meat, Oh what a terrible world it would be. If I Were Not A Girl Scout This is a very complicated song, but it's really realy funny to watch! The whole group (usually about 6-10 people) stand in a straight line, very prim and proper. In an opera-like voice, they sing the chorus. Then the first girl at the end of the line (the Archer, see below) steps in front of the line and says her lines. Follow the course of the song and you'll understand what's happening! The key is to make the verses as silly as possible, and the chorus as serious as possible... although this is very difficult after the third or fourth verse joins in! Chorus: If I were not a Girl Scout, something else I'd like to be (clap, stamp!) If I were not a Girl Scout... Verses: Archer: An Archer I would be! Shoot the bow, the mighty mighty bow I said, Shoot, the bow, the mighty mighty bow! (Everyone sings chorus again) Birdwatcher: A Birdwatcher I would be! There's a lark and there's a lark and there's another lark (UGH!) There's a lark and there's a lark and there's another lark (UGH!) (or, alternatively,) Hark! A lark! Flying through the park! (UGH!) Hark! A lark! Flying through the park! (UGH!) (Once the Birdwatcher has said her line twice, the Archer joins in. Therefore the Birdwatcher says her line four times, and the Archer says her line twice. Then everyone sings the chorus again) Farmer: A farmer I would be! Sow the seed, and fertilize the weeds! Sow the seed, and fertilize the weeds! (Once the Farmer has said her line twice, the Birdwatcher joins in... after the Birdwatcher has said her line twice, the Archer joins in... get the picture? This continues with each verse until you have seven or eight people all saying/singing different things at the same time!) (Everyone sings the chorus again) Hippie: A hippie I would be! Hey man, cool man, far out, WOW! Hey man, cool man, far out, WOW! (Farmer joins in, then Birdwatcher, then Archer, then everyone sings the chorus) Leader: A Leader I would be! Where's your socks and where's your shoes and don't forget your hat! Where's your socks and where's your shoes and don't forget your hat! (Hippie joins in, then Farmer, Birdwatcher and Archer, then everyone sings the chorus again) Boy Scout: A Boy Scout I would be! EEW! A bug! Squish it in the rug! EEW! A bug! Squish it in the rug!! (Leader joins in, then Hippie, Farmer, Birdwatcher, Archer, then everyone sings the chorus one last time!!) See the song for more verses I Know A Song I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves And this is how it goes repeat continuously or until your leader goes crazy I Love Little Willie I love little Willie I do, Mama I love little Willie I do, Uhuh I love little Willie, but don’t you tell Pa Cus he wouldn’t like it at all, Mama. He wrote me a letter he did, Mama He wrote me a letter he did, Uhuh He wrote me a letter, but don’t you tell Pa Cus he wouldn’t like it at all, Mama. We’re gonna get married we are, Mama We’re gonna get married we are, Uhuh We’re gonna get married, but don’t you tell Pa Cus he wouldn’t like it at all, Mama. We’re already married we are, Mama We’re already married we are, Uhuh We’re already married, but don’t you tell Pa Cus he wouldn’t like it at all, Mama. We have six children we do, Mama We have six children we do, Uhuh We have six children, but don’t you tell Pa Cus he can’t do nothing at all, Grandma! I’m Goin’ Crazy Chorus: I’m goin’ crazy, won’t you come along I’m goin’ crazy, just singin’ this song. Once I had a little cat, and all she ate was yarn And when the little kitties came, They came with sweaters on. Chorus Once I had a little goat, and all she ate was cans And when the little kiddies came, They came in Ford Sedans. Chorus Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cubbard To get her daughter a dress But when she got there, the cubbard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess. Chorus When Mary had a little lamb The doctor was surprised When old McDonald had a farm The doctor nearly died Chorus I Wish I Were A Little Slice Of Orange Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange, slice of orange Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange, slice of orange I’d go squirty, squirty, squirty, over everybody’s shirty Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange, slice of orange (continue in this format) Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap....I’d go slidey, slidey, slidey, over everybody’s hidey Oh, I wish I were a little marsheymellow, marsheymellow....I’d go messy, messy, messy, over everybody’s dressy Oh, I wish I were a little stick of gum, stick of gum....I’d go gooey, gooey, gooey, over everybody’s shoey Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop....I’d go in with a slurp and out with a burp Oh, I wish I were a little can of beans....I’d go in with a spoon and out with a boom Oh, I wish I were a little bitty fishy....I’d go swimming in the nudie without my bathing suity Oh, I wish I were a little dirty birdie....I’d go up to the steeple and down on the people Oh, I wish I were a little acrobat....I’d go swinging through the air and lose my underwear Oh, I wish I were a little green latrine....I’d have everybody’s body sitting on my little potty Oh, I wish I were a little Girly Scouty....I’d go tramp, tramp, tramp to the Boy Scout camp Oh, I wish I were a little Radio....I’d go “click” (end here; do not finish verse) Keep On The Sunny Side Chorus: Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, Keep on the sunny side of life, YEE-HAW! You will feel no pain as we drive you all insane, so Keep on the sunny side of life! between choruses, do a series of knock-knock jokes: Leader: Knock knock! All: Who's there? Leader: Ether! All: Ether who? Leader: The Ether Bunny! HA HA HA HA... Leader: Knock knock! All: Who's there? Leader: Nother! All: Nother who? Leader: Nother Ether Bunny! HA HA HA HA... Leader: Knock knock! All: Who's there? Leader: Stella! All: Stella who? Leader: Stella Nother Ether Bunny! HA HA HA HA... Leader: Knock knock! All: Who's there? Leader: Cargo! All: Cargo who? Leader: Cargo beep beep and run over all the Ether Bunnies! BOO HOO HOO... Leader: Knock knock! All: Who's there? Leader: Boo! All: Boo who? Leader: Don't cry, the Ether Bunny will be back next year! YAY! Kookaburra Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, Merry merry king of the bush is he, Laugh, kookaburra, laugh, kookaburra, Gay your life must be, ha, ha, ha! Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, Eating all the gumdrops he can see, Stop, kookaburra, stop, kookaburra, Save some there for me, ha, ha, ha! Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, Counting all the monkeys he can see, Stop, kookaburra, stop, kookaburra, That's not a monkey, that's me, ha, ha, ha! Additional Verses: Kookaburra sits on an electric wire Jumping up and down 'cos his bums on fire Fry Kookaburra, fry kookaburra Tasty you will be, ha ha ha! Kookaburra sits on an electric wire With tears in his eyes and his tail on fire Ouch Kookaburra, ouch Kookaburra Sore your tail must be, ha ha ha! Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, With a bellyache as you can see, Ha, Kookaburra, Ha, Kookaburra, Didn't save any for me, ha ha ha! Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree, Pulling all the splinters out of his tail, Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch, Kookaburra, Sore your tail must be, ha ha ha! Kookaburra sits on the railroad tracks, Better get off or he'll be flat, Run kookaburra, run kookaburra, Uh-Oh!, watch out!, SPLAT! Lace Underpants Lace underpants, upon the old clothesline Polka dot pajamas, oh my gosh they’re mine! Oh don’t you wish that you could wear them, too? That will only happen when the seat wears through. Little Duck It was a little bit of luck That I was born a baby duck With yellow socks and yellow shoes That I may go wherever I choose Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack Yay….Ducks! The Milk Song Chorus: Don't give me no pop, no pop Don't give me no tea, no tea Just give me that milk, Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo Wisconson Milk, Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo Give me a long M (Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) Give me a short M (Mm) Give me a long/short I Give me a long/short L Give me a long/short K Give me a long/short Milk Mom, Wash My Underwear (tune: God Bless America) Mom, wash my underwear, my only pair. We can find them, and move them, From the heap by the side of the chair. To the washer, to the clothesline, To my backpack, to my rear. Mom, wash my underwear, my only pair. Mom, wash my underwear, my only pair. Mountain Dew Hamburger, cheeseburger, lettuce and tomato Baked hambone, french fried potatoes We’ve got mustard and pickles and Mountain Dew We’ve got mustard, mustard, mustard, We’ve got, pickles, pickles, pickles, And Mountain Dew, woopty-doo, woopty-doo deedoo And Mountain Dew, woopty-doo, woopty-doo deedoo My Friends Chorus: My friends, my friends are good for me I like them and they like me. Together we’ll share our juice and bread And we’re not happy ‘til everyone’s fed. Chorus Together we’ll dance and play around And wiggle our toes in the soft green ground. Chorus Mountains high or valleys low We’ll be together wherever we go. Chorus My Wagon Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Here comes my wagon, my wagon. I can hear my keeper calling me. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Here comes my wagon, my wagon. To take me to the funny factory. Just like a nut that falls, I'm a little cracked that's all. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Here comes my wagon, my kiddycar, my train. Toot-toot. Bye-bye. One Bottle of Pop One bottle of pop, two bottles of pop, Three bottles of pop, four bottles of pop, Five bottles of pop, six bottles of pop, Seven bottles of pop, POP! Fish and chips and vinegar, Vinegar, vinegar, Fish and chips and vinegar, Pepper, pepper, pepper salt! Don't throw your junk in my backyard, My backyard, my backyard, Don't throw your junk in my backyard, My backyard's full! Pioneer Song If I had the ax of a pioneer (pioneer) Out in the woods I would chop (would chop) There I would stay as a pioneer (pioneer) Until the day that I drop (drop dead) Oo-la-la Oo-la-la Oo-da-la (reapeat) Oo-la-la Oo-la-la-la (again) Oo-la-la Oo-la-la Oo-da-la (once more) Oo-la-la Oo-la-la-la (The End!) Pink Pajamas I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it’s hot, And I wear my flannel nighties in the winter when it’s not. But sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all Glory, glory for the springtime and the fall Glory, glory for the springtime and the fall Glory, glory for the springtime and the fall When I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all. Porcelain Pot Oh give me a spot, on a porcelain pot Where the water runs tidey bowl blue With electricity, and cable TV And I will go camping with you Chorus: I’m not Daniel Boon, I don’t wanna sleep under the moon. Or cook on a stick, or wrestle a tick, or pitch a tent in a monsoon. As I lay here at night and I scratch every bite, Pick ashes and twigs from my stew (ewe) I look down at my toes, and I ask as they froze Why do I go camping with you? Chorus As I leave these tall oaks, and go back to my folks, And you know that I’ve missed them a lot (not) And after a week, the first think I seek Is that shiny white porcelain pot. Chorus Sarasponda Boomda, Boomda, Boomda... Sarasponda, sarasponda, sarasponda ret set set Sarasponda, sarasponda, sarasponda ret set set Adoreo, adore-boomdao Adore, boomdey, ret, set, set Assey, Passey-o Senior Don Gato Oh, Senior Don Gato was a cat On a high, red, roof Don Gato sat He was there to read a letter, Meow, Meow, Meow Where the reading light was better Meow, Meow, Meow Twas a love not for Don Gato “I adore you” wrote the lady cat Who was fluffy white and nice and fat There was not a sweeter kitty, Meow, Meow, Meow In the country or the city, Meow, Meow, Meow And she said she’d wed Don Gato Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily Who fell off the roof and broke his knee Broke his ribs and all his whiskers, Meow, Meow, Meow And his little Solarplexis, Meow, Meow, Meow Aye Carumba cried Don Gato Oh, the doctors they came on the run Just to see if something could be done And they held a consultation, Meow, Meow, Meow About how to save their patient, Meow, Meow, Meow How to save Senior Don Gato But in spite of everything they tried Poor Senior Don Gato up and died Oh, it wasn’t very merry, Meow, Meow, Meow Going to the cemetery, Meow, Meow, Meow For the ending of Don Gato As the funeral passed the market square Such a smell of fish was in the air As the smell of fish created, Meow, Meow, Meow He became reanimated, Meow, Meow, Meow He came back to life, Don Gato OLE! Sippin’ Cider The cutest boy....I ever saw....Was sippin’ cider....Through a straw I asked him if....He’d show me how....To sip that ci-....-der through a straw He said, “Of course....I’ll show you how....To sip that ci-....-der through a straw” First cheek to cheek....Then jaw to jaw....We sipped that ci-....-der through a straw Then all at once....That darn straw slipped....And we were sip-....-ping lip to lip That’s how I got....My mother in law....And forty-nine kids....To call me ma The moral of....This story is....Do not sip ci-....-der through a straw SIP MILK! Squeegie Hunt (repeat song) Goin on a Squeegie hunt Gonna catch a big one I'm not afraid What's that up ahead? Its a ____1____ Can't go ____2____ it Can't go ____3____ it Gotta ____4_____ it First Verse: 1. Field 2. over 3. around 4. go through Second Verse: 1. Tree 2. under 3. around 4. climb up Third Verse: 1. Mud pile 2. under 3. around 4. go through Second to Last Verse: 1. Cave 2. over 3. around 4. go in Last Verse: 1. SQUEEGIE!!!! (skip 2-4) Run back the way you came going back through the obsticals in reverse order until: WHEW, back home! [You may add how ever many obsticals you wish] Suffocation Chorus: Suffocation, lack of ventilation. Suffocation a game we like to play First you take a bowling ball, roll it down the dining hall. Hit your dad, make him mad. Whoooaaa. Chorus Next you take a hand grenade, stick it in your lemonade. Drink it fast, what a blast. Whoooaaa. Chorus Then you take the gargen hose, then you stikc it up your nose. Turn it on, then you're gone. Whoooaaa. Chorus Now lets try something really mean, stick your head in the latrine. Take a breath, sudden death. Whoooaaa. Chorus Thunderation Thunder, thunder, thunderation We are the Girl Scout Association When we work with determination! We create a sensation! Continue singing and getting louder each time. The Three Bears Once upon a time in a nursery rhyme There were the three bears, cha cha cha The bears went a walkin' in a deep forest talkin' When along came a little girl with long golden hair. She knocked on the door, but no one was there. And back came the three bears. Someone's been eating my porridge Said the Papa Bear, said the Papa Bear (huh) Someone's been eating my porridge Said the Mama Bear, said the Mama Bear (eww) Hey Mama see there said the little wee bear Someone's broken my chair Cha! Someone's been sitting in my chair Said the Papa Bear, said the Papa Bear (huh) Someone's been sitting in my chair Said the Mama Bear, said the Mama Bear (eww) Hey Mama see there said the little wee bear Someone's broken my chair Cha! Someone's been sleepin in my bed Said the Papa Bear, said the Papa Bear (huh) Someone's been sleepin in my bed Said the Mama Bear, said the Mama Bear (eww) Hey Mama see there said the little wee bear Someone's broken my chair Cha! Then Goldilocks she woke up and broke up the party And she beat it out of there Bye bye bye bye bye Said the Papa Bear, said the Papa Bear (huh) Bye bye bye bye bye Said the Mama Bear, said the Mama Bear (eww) Hey Mama see therer, said the little wee bear That's how the story goes Cha! Tom the Toad (tune: O Christmas Tree) Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why are you lying on the road? Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why are you lying on the road? You did not see the car ahead; Now you're all marked with tire tread. Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why are you lying on the road? Chorus: Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, Why did you jump out in the road? (repeat) You were my friend, and now you're dead, You bear the marks of tire tread. Chorus Chorus (X2) You did not see yon passing car, And now you're stretched out on the tar. Chorus Chorus (X2) You hopped out to the yellow line And turned into a streak of slime. Chorus Chorus (X2) It's clear to all you're in a rut, We all did see your gushing gut. Chorus Chorus (X2) There was a loud and awful crash For poor old Tom had just got smashed Chorus Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug What are you doing on the rug? Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug What are you doing on the rug? You did not see the foot ahead And now your just a spot of red Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug What are you doing on the rug? Chorus (X2) You used to hop and jump about, And now your guts are spilling out. Chorus Yan Yantzen My name is Yan Yntzen I come from Wisconsin I work in a lumberyard there The people I meet As I walk down the street Say, how do you do? What’s your name? Where are you from? And I say….. (Repeat over and over) Zulu Warrior Izach-a-zumba-zumba-zumba Izach-a-zumba-zumba-zay Izach-a-zumba-zumba-zumba Izach-a-zumba-zumba-zay Hold em down you zulu warrior Hold em down you zulu chief chief, chief, chief Hold em down you zulu warrior Hold em down you zulu chief chief, chief, chief |
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