Controversial Chick of The Moment...

Some people live in denial their whole lives even when it comes to discussing beauty. Well we here at the Hellhole are here to settle the raging debates that occur all over the nation. Hell all over the world. Some girls are overrated meaning their beauty comes from round plastic jars and airbrushing. However some girls are underappreciated.They're cast down by society and why? Jealousy? A grudge from something that happened in years past? Who knows.

This moment's controversial chick is...

Eva Longoria

The most beautiful woman alive today according to Maxim magazine. The current talk of the town in Hollywood. The lead actress on arguably the most popular television show today, Desperate Housewives. Does she meet Cobra and Luis' criteria to be pronounced hot? Or is she overrated by her peers? Is Tony Parker the luckiest guy in the world. Read on.

Luis states....

I have to admit, the only controversy I've read, or seen, or heard of, is from me. I've seen her on TV on Desperate Housewives (a TV show I'm morally opposed to because of it's abundance of stupidity and faux cleverness), I've seen her at all the award shows, and I've seen her get voted hottest woman of the year by Maxim two years in a row, and I just didn't see what all the hype was about. I'm going to go ahead and admit that while I was gathering the pictures for this site, I had to change my tune a bit. Eva Longoria is really really hot...BUT...she's not as hot as everybody says she is. I won't bother to mention that she's a complete bitch (even though I just did). But all this attention she's garnering suddenly is not THAT deserved. She's really beautiful, like I said, but there's plenty of women in Hollywood hotter than her. I won't name names besides the most obvious, Queen Paris, but I'm sure you would probably agree that there's atleast 20 women you'd rather stare at for eternity than her. Plus...she has a big head.

Cobra declares....

Eva Longoria has done the unthinkable. She single handedly eliminated the San Antonio Spurs from the NBA Playoffs. Many would think that a difficult thing to do, but when you distract the team's offensive captains it comes quite easily. I can't blame Tony Parker for dating her, she was after all the hottest woman according to Maxim. She's cute, petitte, and she's from Texas. All that being said it's not enough to be the hottest woman in the world for two years in a row, that's just too much. It's not a personality contest here, and that's a good thing for her. She's hot, but now it's gotten to the point where I think the United States is now burnt out on Eva Longoria. Take the award back because this is getting ridiculous already. And she owes us an NBA title on top of that.

Final Takes...

So we both agree that Eva Longoria is hot and Clinton wouldn't mind letting her hold his balls for him in the least bit, but isn't there anybody else to talk about these days? The boys at Maxim have had plenty of time to get this list in order but they've given us the flavor of the month for the second year in a row now. can you at least try to surprise next year?