"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER IS MISSING, AND PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND TODAY IS THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."

The Following Takes Place Between 4 AM and 5 AM, on the day of the California Presidential Primary.

Jack: I'm going to need to see your prisoner.

Officer: Sorry, I can't do that.

Jack: You forget, I'm Jack Bauer.

Officer: OOPS, sorry.

Jack: Okay, we're going to fight and I'm going to give the number of a pay phone, call me there. (Fights, leaves)

Dan: Here she is.

Gaines: Where's the other girl?

Dan: She's dead.

Gaines: (at audience) Not yet, wait a little bit. Okay, give me her.

Palmer: Hey Keith, I want to talk to you about something.

Keith: It was a one-time thing. I was in college.

Palmer: No, about, Gibson.

Keith: Nope, too early in the series. (leaves)

Jack: Now, we're going to start a new fight and take his key card and escape from this cell from a very-minimal security jail.

Greg: Okay. (escapes)

"Alan:" Who's the girl in the hospital.

Nurse: it's a Jane Doe.

"Alan": Oh, good, it's my daughter...(flips through a book "How to Kidnap Teri Bauer and Get Away With It.") Janet.

Teri: That's good, I'll call Jack. (phone rings) Jack, we found Janet.

Jack: Great, I'm breaking out a cop-killer right now. I'll come over the hospital in a half hour.

Gaines: Hey Greg, go over to the gray car, there is a body I want you to get rid of.

Cops: Freeze.

Jack: There's your guy.

Greg: Hey, I thought you'd protect me.

Jack: Yeah.

Mason: Why shouldn't I arrest you right now?

Jack: (pops open truck) Ew! Blood!

Mason: We better take this to our forensics expert.

Gaines: I just got off the phone, apparently there is a girl who resembles Janet who is being operated on.

Dan: I guess she was sorta dead.

Gaines: (to audience) You ready for this? Okay, there isn't a "sorta dead" either your dead or not, here, let me show you. (shoots Dan)

Dan: I'm still sorta dead. (Gaines shoots again) I'm getting better. (Gaines shoots him again.)

Rick: Finally, I'm free.

Gaines: Shut up and start burying your friend. And now will let Kim out of her shackles for some reason.

Rick: Okay.

Janet flatlines.

Doctor: Okay, who's using the hospital power to watch 24 repeats?

4:59:57, 4:59:58, 4:59:59, 5:00:00