"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER IS MISSING, AND PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND TODAY IS THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."

The following takes place between 5 AM and 6 AM, on the day of the California Presidential Primary.

"Alan:" Good news Teri. (looks at name written on his hand) Janet's going to pull through.

Palmer: Carl, I don't ever want to see you again, I'm coming clean about Keith.

Carl: Before you do that, you should talk to your wife, she's covering up too.

Jack: Here's the body Nina. (Hands over a large garbage bag of body parts.)

Nina: Ew! Gross.

Jack: Nina, I'm going to get a helicopter, but you can't tell anyone in this high security government office what I'm doing with it.

Tony: Hey, where's Jack going?

Nina: Mickey-D's. It's going to be a long day. I need an Egg McMuffin.

Milo: Hey everybody, taking time off from being a troubled teen on 6 Feet Under and selling cars to prevent this assassination.

Nina: Thanks for coming, Milo, you'll be working with Jamey while we put her in forensics.

(Jamey looks at Nina with a "Hey, aren't we supposed to be together on this?" and Nina scolds her.)

Jack: Hey honey, I'm so glad to see you.

Gaines: Hey Jack, I'm watching you. Somehow I got access to this specific hospital and are watching your every move. Now go out to the garage, get in the car and go to CTU to do our dirty work.

Jack: God I hate you.

Janet: Where's my dad...?

"Alan": He's not here, I'm just a big stupid goon here to kill you. (asphyxiates her) Where are all the hospital personnel? They should've been alerted when they saw her flatline. Oh well.

Kim: Rick, we need to get out of here now.

Rick: I can't, I can only be whipped by one person at a time, and you're not it. I gotta finish burying Dan.

Kim: God you're a pu$$y.

"Alan": Teri, Janet's doing just fine.

Teri: Can I see her?

"Alan": No, let's go find Kim.

Teri: Shouldn't you stay to help your daughter?

"Alan": Let's go Teri.

Teri: (phone rings) Hello?

Nina: Teri? It's Nina, have you talked to Jack?

Teri: Not lately.

Nina: Well, just tell him that the guy you've been with all night really isn't the father of the other girl in fact he just killed her and is just another employee in the hit on Palmer and you are pretty much f---ed for the rest of the season.

Teri: Great.

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