"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED, AND PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND TODAY IS THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."

The following takes place between 7 AM and 8 AM on the day of the California Presidential Primary.

Tony: Jamey, where's Nina?

Jamey: Talked with her ten minutes ago, she'll be at a meeting all day.

Tony: (phone rings) Hello.

Nina: Tony, it's me. I'm in a remote area outside downtown.

Tony: Jamey talked with you, said you'd be at a meeting all day.

Nina: I haven't talked with her lately, she's dirty.

Tony: Well we haven't bathed in a day and...

Nina: No, keep her under control until I get there. Here I am. Let's put her in handcuffs.

Jonathan: Gonna shoot a Senator. Gonna make some money. Belkin here to shoot the president.

Pierce: Yes, you're the photographer.

Jonathan: Yes, and I didn't have to lie, much.

Jack: Okay, now what?

Gaines: Pick up this guy at the next bus stop. Now keep driving, don't look at the cops. Now drive down to the dry cleaners, pick up my suit and now go to the Power Plant.

Jack: Hey.

Girl with 2 seconds of air time that spawned a million threads about how pretty she is: Hey Jack, still race motorcycles?

Jack: No, not since I had Kim.

GW2SOATTSAMTAHPSI: Oh, I forgot you're a father.

Gaines: Stop it and move into the third medical room. Now assemble his gun.

Jack: You want my prints.

Gaines: You're quick to learn.

Teri: Oh my little girl.

Kim: Oh mom, I'm so sorry.

Teri: Don't worry, it's not your fault.

Kim: Really?

Teri: No, not really. (Slaps her) I haven't sleep in 24 hours and now I've been kidnapped. What next, raped, rescued, discovering I'm pregnant, brought to a faulty safe-house, lose my memory and then be bored at CTU where home wrecker will kill me?

Palmer: Before I become your President, I need to get some issues across.

Gaines: When Jon's done, he'll give you his gun.

Jack: Sorry FTS! (grabs Secret Security's gun) GUN!!!

Palmer: Not again.

Gaines: Damn it! Kill the women!

Jonathan: Gonna sneak out inconspicuously. Gonna leave the show without an explanation.

Jamey: Hey Gaines, Jack was arrested for breaking protocol all night.

Gaines: Okay, hold the execution. (phone rings) Hello, oh hi Andre, um yeah, well, it's a funny story. What? $h!t.

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