"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED, AND PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND TODAY IS THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."

The following takes place between 8 AM and 9 AM on the day of the California Presidential Primary.

Palmer's crew: RUNAWAY! RUNAWAY! (I need a new Python reference)

Jack: Simes, you need to get me out of this. The shooter is still at large until he gets erased from the plot.

Simes: Can't do that.

Jack: Then I'll escape.

Simes: It's not that easy.

Jack: Oh yeah, check it out. (flicks a bunch of valves, steam flies out)

Simes: Will one of you get him?

Security: Well, we are the most prized security in the world, but he has steam valves.

Tony: How much did they pay you?

Jamey: Gaines paid me $300,000.

Tony: $300,000 FOR Walsh and Baylor?

Nina: Wow, they're giving me several million, you should rat out with the higher ranks...I mean, Jamey, we need more info.

Sherry: DAY-vid, you almost died.

Palmer: It's nothing.

Sherry: Why did you say 'not again.'

Palmer: Was I skipping ahead of myself again?

Mike: David, the man at the breakfast was a man named Jack Bauer.

Palmer: Sounds like a guy I sent on a suicide mission two years ago.

Eli: I want some. You.

Kim: No.

Teri: I'll do it and take your phone.

Eli: OK.

Jack: So, you're a waitress, would you mind going out there and getting the car for me? (cell phone rings)

Nina: (on phone) Jack. The mole's Jamey.

Jack: What? Bring in her son, that'll get some information out of her.

Nina: Okay, I'll taser her and slash her wrists...I mean get her son.

Jack: Could you also have a CTU care waiting for me? (looking at waitress rat him out) Great.

Nina: Well, let's see if Jamey's "ready"? Oh no she slit her wrists.

Gaines: Hello, Jamey, you're not sorta dead, are you?

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