"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE
PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER HAVE
BEEN KIDNAPPED, AND PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M
FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."
The following takes place between
Cops: Please pull over the car.
Jack: Nope. (Speeds off.) Hey I got an idea, how
about I sneak under a car in a small parking lot. Nobody looks under cars.
Nina: Jack, Jamey just died.
Jack: What happened, did you knock her out with
chloroform and taser and slash her wrists?
Nina: No. Here's your wife.
Jack: Hi honey.
Teri: Let me get Kim.
Jack: Hey Kim.
Kim: Hey dad.
Eli: Hey you stole my phone. (picks up phone) Who
is this?
Jack: This is the man who's gonna slice your
(expletive deleted) and (expletive deleted) in your (expletive deleted) if you
harm my wife and daughter.
Eli: That was the father wasn't it?
Rick: You really are bright, aren't you Eli?
(Eli kicks Rick in the stomach ---Good flexibility)
Nina: We tracked down a name from one of Jamey's
e-mails, a man named Ted Coffel.
Jack: Not that a$$#$*& sniper from Star
Bucks.
Nina: No, he's a banker who may be linked to the
Draze...hit on Palmer.
Gaines: Hello.
Andre: Hello Ira, I'm upset Gaines isn't dead.
Gaines: He will be.
Andre: Well, if you don't get a handle on this
situation, a bunch of less cooler bad guys will take your place.
Frank: Palmer, we aren't happy about the
Ferragamo situation.
Palmer: I'm sorry.
Frank: We need to do something sneaky.
Palmer: Sneaky...get Carl now!
Jack: Hey, it's an old college buddy here to see
Coffel.
Secretary: Sorry, he's left for
Jack: Well, I'll have to hijack his limo and go a
separate course.
Ted: Could you turn up the air?
Jack: Sure thing Ted.
Kim: Why'd you and dad break up?
Teri: Because he went on a mission and did
something that made him very angry that won't be fully explained for another
five hours. Ouch! What was that pain in my stomach?
Kim: Maybe it's Eli's.
Teri: Kim, you're an idiot.
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