"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER ARE IN DANGER, AND PEOPLE THAT I
WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND TODAY IS
GOING TO BE THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."
The following takes place between
Alexis: Wonderful.
Alexis: I just did that an hour ago, you think
I'm a machine?
Pierce: Here are some pictures of the assassins.
Keith: Why are you covering up for Ferragamo?
Carl: You want answers? Come to the
Keith: Nicole, distract the secret service.
Nicole does an awkward dance like Tony did in the
previous post.
Nina: I think we should continue talking.
Teri: I don't think so. You don't know me.
Nina: Wow, this job was easier than I thought.
(leaves)
Palmer: Jack, one of my campaign workers is
involved with one of the gunmen.
Jack: Chopper her over (she gets choppered over.)
CTU Agent #1: Hey, why is Parker (lawnmower
guy--made up his name) lying down on the grass with his head all red?
Jovan shoots that cool arrow gun into his neck.
CTU Agent #1: Ha, you missed me! (pause) No,
kidding I'm dead. (dies)
CTU Agent #2: Wait a minute, what was that noise?
(Goes to investigate, Jovan attacks him)
Teri: Let's get out of here in the CTU car which
happens to have the keys in it.
Jack:
Mason: Jack, I'm back and
Teri: OK, we drove a while, now let's park over
the edge of a cliff where I'll get out to make sure he isn't following us.
Carl: Keith, you can't do anything. We are
powerful.
Keith replays the tape.
Kim: MOM! (the car slides down, explodes, Teri
faints, recovers)
Tanya: You okay?
Teri: Yeah, I just think I fell victim to a plot
device made cheesy by excessive use in Soap Operas.
Tanya: Well, hop in I'll give you a ride.
Kim: I'm not dead, I'm OK, mom, dad, Rick, Nina?
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