"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER ARE IN DANGER, AND PEOPLE THAT I
WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND TODAY IS
GOING TO BE THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."
The following takes place between
Palmer: I will hold you responsible if anything
happens to her.
Jack: Come on, when have things gone wrong today?
Kim: Hello.
Tony: Kim?
Kim: Yeah bad stuff happened at the safe house.
Tony: I'll get a car for you.
Kim: No, I only trust dad and Nina.
Nina chuckles.
Tony: Are you listening on the other line Nina?
Nina: No.
Keith: Hey dad, I got some incriminating evidence
against the big bad financiers.
Palmer: Great. I'm sorry I overreacted.
Teri: Pull over here, I think I know this place.
Henry: Hello, Mrs. Bauer, will Dr. Parslow, the man you slept with after you lost super agent
Jack Bauer?
Teri: Who?
Henry: I'll call for him.
Jack: OK, Elizabeth, if there are any problems,
just call us. Don't stab Alexis with a letter opener.
Alexis: Hey honey. (calls room service)
Room service: Hello?
Alexis: Could I have a hamburger?
Room service: Sure, that'll be available five
minutes after you're stabbed.
Alexis: What? (gets stabbed)
Palmer: This is your fault.
Jack: Hey I told her not to stab him in the gut.
(phone rings) Hello.
Morgan: Hey, I'll be at the mini-mall waiting for
your bribe money, please don't have any Star Bucks loving snipers waiting.
Jack: Huh?
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