"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER HAVE BEEN TARGETED, AND PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."

The following takes place between 5 PM and 6 PM on the day of the California Presidential Primary.

Kim: Hi, I showed up last hour, but it was forgotten. (looks at Ticktock24.)

Ticktock24: Sorry.

Melanie: What do you want? Steal Rick?

Kim: Oh yeah, well, BRING IT...

Ticktock24: Kim, you're getting ahead of yourself.

Kim: I need to see if Dan has any papers about those guys he worked with.

Jack: OK, it's time for me to pretend to be a Serbian.

Nina: Don't you think that'll be hard.

Jack: No way, check it out. Vat iz eet? If an talented older actor who doesn't do accents well can do it, why not me?

Nina: No it's like this? Ve need eem as a bar...let's go to the plaza.

Palmer: I think we need to go public about this.

Sherry: No.

Palmer: Well then, I'll put it in this envelope and put it in this safe that we both know the combo for.

Teddy: Hey Jack.

Jack: Oh man, it's the agent who annoyed so many people in the forum even though he's on screen for a total of five seconds.

Teri: Where am I?

Phil: How about we go to your home. Jack was a gardener right? No threat there.

Sherry: I destroyed the tape.

Palmer: Gotcha, it was fake. Now I know you're evil.

Morgan: Hello Alexis.

Jack: Hello.

Morgan: All the power will go off in this section at 7:20.

Jack: Do you have my bargaining cheep?

Morgan: Even Hopper was better than that.

Jack: Don't shoot him, Ted. (Ted shoots him) Dammit. Well, this is for everyone in the forum (shoots Ted--OK, it didn't happen, but I'm using artistic license.)

Phil: Here's your house.

Jovan: (on phone) I'm here Andre.

Andre: Wonderful, now don't waste a second. (Takes a nap)

Jovan: I just stepped in Agent blood. Gross, I should've been a real estate consultant instead of hired gun.

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