"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER HAVE BEEN TARGETED, AND PEOPLE
THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND
TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."
The following takes place between
Kim: Hi, I showed up last hour, but it was
forgotten. (looks at Ticktock24.)
Ticktock24: Sorry.
Melanie: What do you want? Steal Rick?
Kim: Oh yeah, well, BRING IT...
Ticktock24: Kim, you're getting ahead of yourself.
Kim: I need to see if Dan has any papers about
those guys he worked with.
Jack: OK, it's time for me to pretend to be a
Serbian.
Nina: Don't you think that'll be hard.
Jack: No way, check it out. Vat iz eet? If an talented older
actor who doesn't do accents well can do it, why not me?
Nina: No it's like this? Ve
need eem as a bar...let's go to the plaza.
Palmer: I think we need to go public about this.
Sherry: No.
Palmer: Well then, I'll put it in this envelope
and put it in this safe that we both know the combo for.
Teddy: Hey Jack.
Jack: Oh man, it's the agent who annoyed so many
people in the forum even though he's on screen for a total of five seconds.
Teri: Where am I?
Phil: How about we go to your home. Jack was a gardener
right? No threat there.
Sherry: I destroyed the tape.
Palmer: Gotcha, it was fake. Now I know you're
evil.
Morgan: Hello Alexis.
Jack: Hello.
Morgan: All the power will go off in this section
at
Jack: Do you have my bargaining cheep?
Morgan: Even Hopper was better than that.
Jack: Don't shoot him, Ted. (Ted shoots him)
Dammit. Well, this is for everyone in the forum (shoots Ted--OK, it didn't
happen, but I'm using artistic license.)
Phil: Here's your house.
Jovan: (on phone) I'm here Andre.
Andre: Wonderful, now don't waste a second.
(Takes a nap)
Jovan: I just stepped in Agent blood. Gross, I
should've been a real estate consultant instead of hired gun.
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