"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER HAVE BEEN TARGETED, AND PEOPLE
THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND
TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."
The following takes place between
Frank: Where's Dan with the money?
Rick: He's buried with work.
Kim: He's dead.
Rick: Sorry, my bad. (Frank hits him)
Mason: Ever notice you leave a body count
everywhere you go?
Jack: OK, you're really pushing that line. It was
clever the first time, now it's...
Palmer: Hey, I found that missing file. Check out
another shady address in
Jack: Wonderful. Hey Mason, have you noticed that
despite the fact that we live in one of the busiest and populated cities in the
world, we have yet to experience any traffic?
Tony: (on phone) Mason, I think we need to add
more men looking for Teri and Kim.
Nina: Yes, we need to talk with Jack.
Mason: No way, people still have to think I'm the
double agent.
Frank: Since we don't have the money, let's rob
the dealers.
Palmer: Now I'm going to deliver a speech about
what's happened the last eighteen hours and you won't see a lot of it.
Teri: I'm still having trouble remembering,
here's my schedule. Go look for daughter, get kidnapped, raped, rescued,
attacked, lose my memory and reuse a joke from a few hours ago.
Jovan shoots Phil and Chris.
Chris: Hey wait, I didn't get introduced!
Jovan: Too bad. (shoots him) Where's Kim?
Teri: I don't know.
Tony shoots him.
Tony: Oh yeah, whoever thought I was the mole,
well boo-yaa. (does victory dance, spikes gun, accidentally goes off, some of
the ceiling falls down) Sorry Teri, I'll take care of that.
Teri: Well, that took care of that plot device.
Frank: Hey, how much for the E?
Klugman: You're under arrest.
Mason: This doesn't look like a wildlife
preserve.
Jack: I think someone's expecting us.
French Taunter: 'Allo daffy CTU Kin-iggits and Monsieur
Jack Bauer who has the brain of a duck you know.
Jack: Tick, I think we've had enough Python.
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